NFL Playoffs Divisional Weekend

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New Orleans at
San Francisco
1:30pm PT

Denver at
New England
5:00pm PT

Today is Divisional Saturday. The early game will be Saints and Niners in San Francisco. With any luck New Orleans will do Raider fans a huge favor and send the Forty-Whiners out of the playoffs.

This evening game will feature Tim Tebow vs. Tom Terrific. If Tebow wins I gotta go to church tomorrow.

Today’s winners will face tomorrow’s winners next weekend. The winners of those games go to the Super Bowl.

If you don’t like football, SyFy Channel is running a Firefly marathon. What are you up to today?

This is an open thread.

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Saturday morning open thread

Woman says her fake penis got her fired

IS THAT a Fruit-A-Freeze in your pocket – or are you just happy to see me?

A northeastern Pennsylvania woman is suing a South Jersey-based maker of frozen treats and other snack foods, claiming that she was wrongfully fired because she wore a prosthetic penis to work.

Pauline Davis, 45, wore the device to the J&J Snack Foods plant in Moosic, Lackawanna County, while she contemplated a gender change, according to a federal civil-rights complaint filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Scranton. She confided in several co-workers about the device, and someone told management, according to the complaint.

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Any guy over the age of 14 could have told her to leave it at home. If you go running around with one of them things on they’ll get you in trouble.

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