I guess there are no hummers in heaven


Rick Santorum:

One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is I think the dangers of contraception in this country, the whole sexual libertine idea … Many in the Christian faith have said, “Well, that’s okay … contraception’s okay.”

It’s not okay because it’s a license to do things in the sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. They’re supposed to be within marriage, for purposes that are, yes, conjugal … but also procreative. That’s the perfect way that a sexual union should happen. We take any part of that out, we diminish the act. And if you can take one part out that’s not for purposes of procreation, that’s not one of the reasons, then you diminish this very special bond between men and women, so why can’t you take other parts of that out? And all of a sudden, it becomes deconstructed to the point where it’s simply pleasure. And that’s certainly a part of it—and it’s an important part of it, don’t get me wrong—but there’s a lot of things we do for pleasure, and this is special, and it needs to be seen as special.

Again, I know most presidents don’t talk about those things, and maybe people don’t want us to talk about those things, but I think it’s important that you are who you are. I’m not running for preacher. I’m not running for pastor, but these are important public policy issues.


Are you shitting me? What fucking century did he grow up in? Are married couples supposed to cut a hole in a sheet lest they have too much fun?

I couldn’t believe Santorum really said that shit until I watched the video for myself. We like to joke that Republicans are batshit insane, but this one really is.

Watch it at 17:48:



The chickens are coming home to roost


Paul Krugman:

Severe Conservative Syndrome

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How did American conservatism end up so detached from, indeed at odds with, facts and rationality? For it was not always thus. After all, that health reform Mr. Romney wants us to forget followed a blueprint originally laid out at the Heritage Foundation!

My short answer is that the long-running con game of economic conservatives and the wealthy supporters they serve finally went bad. For decades the G.O.P. has won elections by appealing to social and racial divisions, only to turn after each victory to deregulation and tax cuts for the wealthy — a process that reached its epitome when George W. Bush won re-election by posing as America’s defender against gay married terrorists, then announced that he had a mandate to privatize Social Security.

Over time, however, this strategy created a base that really believed in all the hokum — and now the party elite has lost control.

The point is that today’s dismal G.O.P. field — is there anyone who doesn’t consider it dismal? — is no accident. Economic conservatives played a cynical game, and now they’re facing the blowback, a party that suffers from “severe” conservatism in the worst way. And the malady may take many years to cure.


I used to read Krugman religiously. Then he started drinking the Koolaid and lost a lot of his credibility. But he has a valid point here.

I remember when Ronnie Raygun ran in 1980. He promised he could cut taxes and increase government revenue. My math skills are such that I need to unzip my pants to count to eleven and that still didn’t make any sense to me. But I was young and dumb and full of shit so I voted for him anyway.

Raygun promised to cut taxes and slash government spending. One of the first things he did after taking office was push through a tax cut. But he never delivered on the spending cuts, he ran up deficits instead.

For over three decades virtually every Republican candidate in the country has campaigned on promises to cut taxes, reduce the size of government, eliminate regulations and strengthen the military. They also support “fixing” or privatizing Social Security, outlawing abortion, protecting us from Teh Gay, throwing more people in prison for longer periods of time and improving our economy by shipping jobs overseas. They hate welfare and illegal immigration too.

It hasn’t just been the Republican candidates. There is a whole swamp full of bloviating gasbags and print pundits piling it higher and deeper. They even have think-tanks where they sit around trying to spin shit into shinola.

Krugman is right about all that.

But where the fuck have the Democrats been all this time? What have the lefty advocacy groups been doing?

With rare exceptions they’ve been entrenching their own positions while doing doodly-squat for us. Now we have a Democratic president who has been pushing a Republican agenda.

I am a liberal pessimist. I believe that things are going to have to get worse before they get better. But the sooner they get worse the sooner things will get better. The best way to do that is let the Republicans win.

Let them try to eliminate Social Security and Medicare. Dare them to overturn Roe v. Wade. Let them do whatever they want for a few years. The Democrats should go limp. Basically a repeat of what happened in 2004-2006.

The Republican way won’t work. Some of that shit the conservatives talk about is stuff they don’t really want to do anyway. If the Democrats don’t stop them they’ll either have to pass their agenda and face the consequences or admit they were lying in the first place.

If the Republicans get their way one of two things will happen. Either they will be proven right in which case we’ll all be better off. Or their way will fail miserably and they will be permanently discredited.


Joe Cool for President

Obama seeks return of the cool

Barack Obama had all the 2008 cool.

Now he’s trying to get at least some of it back.

A video of Hollywood A-listers singing a Will.i.am song about him, a Shepard Fairey painting with “HOPE” beaming in bold letters beneath his face, constant buzz on social media — the Obama cultural phenomenon four years ago lit up the youth vote like no campaign before. So as the president gears up for a reelection run that’s going to struggle with independents and moderates, his team is looking to revive the cool appeal — and reignite the young voters who’ve strayed.

[...]

There’s a lot of ground to make up.

“A little of the sex appeal is gone,” explained Heather Smith, president of Rock the Vote, which helps young voters engage in the political process. “The butterflies in the stomach aren’t there.”

[...]

Keeping up with the pulse, the campaign joined Spotify to share its 2012 playlist with supporters. That’s the latest in an aggressive social media presence that includes Twitter accounts for the president and first lady, a Facebook presence, a YouTube channel, a Flickr page and a Google Plus profile. The White House also has tried to up his credibility with accounts on the microblogging site Tumblr and photo sharing platform Instagram.

The Obama 2008 campaign logo, a trendy graphic design ‘O’ rising over a red-and-white striped field, is back again this year with updates. It’s been modernized with matte colors replacing the glossy and more varied shades of red, white and blue. On BarackObama.com, the 2008 color palette and design has become more sophisticated, with bright blue replaced by navy blue, baby blue and white.

The changes, said Obama 2008 design director of new media Scott Thomas, are meant to allude to the cool while introducing the notion that Obama is now “more distinguished and more experienced” than he was four years ago.

Obama’s been trying to manage the expectations himself.

“I know that it’s not going to be exactly the same as when I was young and vibrant and new,” he said at a fundraiser last year. “And there was — posters everywhere, hope. The logo was really fresh. And let’s face it, it was cool to support me back then. At cocktail parties, you could sort of say, ‘Yeah, this Obama guy, you haven’t heard of him? Let me tell you about him.’”


Silly us, we thought electing a president was about competence, experience, hard work, accomplishment and policy. We voted for the nerdy old woman with cackles, cankles and pantsuits.

So thanks to all the Kewl Kidz we got stuck with an incompetent hipster doofus. Now they want to reelect him.

I picked a bad year to quit drinking.



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