Happy St. Patrick’s Day Open Thread

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God bless the Irish. What else can you say about people that made drinking a national sport? They sure ain’t famous for their cuisine. I’m pretty sure I have Irish ancestors. Red hair, freckles and alcoholism all run in my family.

Here’s a few of my favorite Irish jokes:

Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk.

Q: What’s Irish and sits out in the rain?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?
A: They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Q: What do call a Irish seven course dinner?
A: A potato and a six pack

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