“Nobody’s ever asked to see my birth certificate”


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67 Responses to “Nobody’s ever asked to see my birth certificate”

  1. Oswald says:

    Never before in human history have so few words twisted so many knickers.

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  4. myiq2xu says:

    Mitt struck gold!

    I will be very disappointed if he apologizes.

    • He’s not even remotely apologizing for it. He’s saying people are overreacting to it, and they are. They were discussing it on NPR, and the younger guest pundit was actually laughing about it, while the older guest pundit was offended by the comment AND the fact that the younger guy laughed it off. That’s the exact reaction he was going for, I bet.

    • Anthony says:

      “Breaking-ish news”?! Is she serious????? Is that even a word?

      Oh, my mistake. I forgot that anything that doesn’t appear that you are licking Obama’s (purported) balls is RACIST!!!!!!

    • JohnSmart says:

      This panel is certifiable. What universe do these people live in?

  5. myiq2xu says:

    Vile Progs are losing it:

    • “He sehrves the Youknighted Staytes of America.” What a snotty little Brit. Love watching him melt down. This show is going to be so good now that proglodytes can smell defeat in the air.

      • WMCB says:

        The R party needs to learn to differentiate between a genuine political gaffe and the sycophant press just having a tantrum/meltdown. The former needs to be avoided, the latter is to be ENJOYED.

        • angienc says:

          Stolen:

  6. myiq2xu says:

    Digby:

    I’ve said it before, but we’re entering some territory now that we haven’t seen since the bad old days. This isn’t even dogwhistling. It’s a primal scream.

    • WMCB says:

      Yeah, because making a snarky joke about a long-running controversy over missing documents was SUCH a common tactic of the Klan and Bull Connor. It’s right up there with dogs and firehoses.

    • The best part about this is that they can’t say a GD thing about it since Obama has been playing the Reggie Miller role. You reap what you sow, MFers.

  7. WMCB says:

    Some are fearfully wringing their hands, but I think it’s hilarious. R pols need to stop being so damn afraid of the media. That’s a losing game that R’s play, a vicious cycle that renders them fewer and fewer topics they are “allowed” to talk about. Dems are allowed leeway to be loose and relaxed, R’s have to parse every word for fear of it being “taken wrong”. Fuck that.

    No, they shouldn’t be saying batshit weird stuff like Akin did. But Mitt is allowed to make a damn JOKE, even a joke with an edge. If R’s want to stop hiding in the corner, avoiding every topic for fear of media backlash, and coming across like stiff boring automatons, they need to give up walking on eggshells w the media. Fuck ‘em.

    • angienc says:

      FACT: The MSM was already calling Romney a racist, birther (for even talking to Trump), murderer, felon, tax cheat. He’s smart enough to know that you don’t play to what they want as they are *never* going to cover him fairly– he’s taking his message directly to the people and at the same time turning the distraction away from Akin/Rape to one that *helps* him.

      Said it before, said it again: there’s a reason Romney made millions taking risks in private equity and the rest of us haven’t.

      • WMCB says:

        Honk! this is part of what I was trying to get at below. It’s a losing game, because no matter how you police your speech, they will find another objection, until eventually the only non-racist thing left to say is “I love Obama!” From an AoS commenter:

        Remember birth certificate, welfare, reform, republican, responsibility, lamp, coffee table, math, antidisestablishmentarianism, budget, egg mcmuffin, and fountain pen are all just a hand full of the billions of examples of racial code words used by Republicans everyday.

  8. Hilarious! Didn’t I tell you? I think mooning people is soooooooooo much funnier than getting in their faces. I moon my husband all the freakin’ time. He snickers every. single. time. even though he knows it’s coming and it should be old by now. I also flash him. It’s a good marriage. :D

  9. myiq2xu says:

    Todd Akin called a presser at 4:15 today. Not sure which time zone that is.

  10. WMCB says:

    LOL! The media is flat out losing their shit over this. Mit is on target. It’s hilarious that Uncle Joe can intone in a fake bubba drawl “They gon’ put you back in CHAINS!” and the media yawns. But Mitt cracks wise about Obama’s BC kerfluffle and it’s reminiscent of a burning cross.

    The media has SO outed themselves over the last 5 years that swing voters laugh at them more than listen to them.

    Don’t apologize or walk it back, Mitt. Let the world see how fucking ridiculous and clueless these talking heads are.

  11. angienc says:

    BTW – via Twitter, it turns out that Obama is selling birth certificate “joke” cups on his campaign website & asking people to send in jokes about it because (per campaign website):

    There’s really no way to make the conspiracy about President Obama’s birth certificate completely go away, so we might as well laugh at it — and make sure as many people as possible are in on the joke. Get your Obama birth certificate Made in the USA mug today.

    https://store.barackobama.com/made-in-the-usa-mug.html

    And, btw, it seems all you need to be called a “birth” is to say the words “birth certificate” because Romney, obviously, didn’t say Obama wasn’t born in USA (in fact, campaign spox reiterated that Romney has *always* said he believes Obama was born in Hawaii).

  12. catarina says:

    Mighty good, Mittens. Kick some ass.

  13. WMCB says:

    LMAO!

  14. myiq2xu says:
  15. myiq2xu says:

    Casey Anthony is off probation. That means she can finally get her dream job as a nanny.

    • gxm17 says:

      Zanny’s Nannies. It will be a nationwide chain staffed with imaginary friends… which really cuts down on salary and benefits costs, kinduva friends without benefits thang.

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  17. Lulu says:

    This is how you fuck with a narcissist’s head. I believe Romney has a full forensic psychological profile on Obama and he is using it. What do you do to a trash talker? You make fun of them. Expect some jokes about Obama’s manger being located by the Smithsonian.

    • angienc says:

      HONK!

      • Lulu says:

        Psych-out
        def. n. Informal
        The act or an instance of undermining someone’s confidence by psychological means.

        Romney may be entering the psych-out phase of the campaign in preparation for the debates.

        • Oh he’s been there for a while. What do you think all that Romney bus trawling was earlier this year? He’s just getting more overt about it.

        • angienc says:

          I can’t wait for the debates — I want to see Obama in full meltdown, on national TV, complete with crying and jabbing the air with his finger, full of rage & impotence (which, after all, is who he really, truly is). Anything less and I will be completely unsatisfied.

        • Lulu says:

          Agree but it has been directed more towards his staff, and the dopes that develop the themes. This is directed specifically towards Obama. It is just short of a yo’ mama joke and it is fair since they have already accused Romney of being a murderer and a tax felon. Their plausible desirability was thought out too, immediately stated, and very professional.

  18. PiperMN says:

    Well another narcisstic egotist is staying in the race. Missouri needs to run a write in candidate like Lisa M. did in Alaska.

  19. myiq2xu says:
  20. PiperMN says:

    I understand that Todd ‘rape Akin is now taking advise from Claire Mc’s daughter, the one who told her to vote for the ‘won.’ And we all know how that worked out.

  21. gxm17 says:

    Against my better judgement, I’m liking this guy more and more every day. I think I might be disappointed if he’s not elected. It would be interesting to see what he would do.

  22. Jen the Michigander says:

    LOL!!! It’s extra fun for me because I know where those hospitals are!

  23. myiq2xu says:
  24. bluestate says:

    he’s trollin. wonder why.

    • angienc says:

      Bwahahahaha!

      Good, y’all keep thinking it’s Romney who’s trolling.

    • gxm17 says:

      Aw yeah. He’s got a big, fat fish on the line and he’s just gonna run it till it can’t run no more.

      Man, this is turning out even more entertaining than I imagined.

  25. angienc says:

    Krauthammer tells it like it is:

    “I don’t think he stepped on anything. It wasn’t an unforced error, it wasn’t a forced error. It wasn’t a error. It wasn’t an error at all, it was a joke. And this outrage response from Obama campaign, I think the most absurd example of fake umbrage in the history of fake umbrage. Give me a break. Romney dismissed the birthed issue from the beginning. There’s no implication that he is believes in this stuff. Obama himself has joked about his birth certificate,” Charles Krauthammer said on FOX News’ “Special Report” tonight.

    “The press swallows it up,” Krauthammer said. “I think it’s another example of what we heard the other night of the press — I think it was Chuck Todd who said that the press tends to follow the Obama campaign and what it wants to emphasize. This is a non-story of a non-story.”

    Video here:
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/08/24/krauthammer_on_birth_certificate_comment_it_wasnt_an_error_at_all_it_was_a_joke.html

    • jeffhas says:

      … funny – now they’re talkin’ about Mitts birther joke instead of Akin… yeah, the media are following Obama… too funny.

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