Presidential Debate Drunk-Blog


I was gonna try out this new “butt-chugging” thing that all the kids are doing but apparently it’s a 2-person operation and Mom is at Bingo and when I asked the neighbor lady to lend a hand she slammed the door in my face. Besides, the thought of listening to Obama while I’m buns up and kneeling brings back too many bad memories of 2008.

So I’m doing it the old fashioned way – tequila shooters and beer chasers.

Everybody get a firm grip on your favorite liquor and tell us your thoughts and impressions as we watch tonight’s Mile-High Melee!

Bottoms up!


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  1. Michelle and Ann just hugged. I think I saw Michelle whisper “Bitch” in Ann’s ear.

  2. The Giants and Dodgers are playing a totally meaningless game tonight. But somebody forgot to tell the players that the game won’t count.

  3. The condescending prig called McCain “John” at the 08 debate, I’m waiting to see if he goes with Mitt this time too.

  4. I’m probably in minority, but Leher is old-school. While he may personally be on the left, I doubt he will be antagonist toward Romney nor overly soft on Obama.

  5. BTW — it is the Obama’s anniversary today — remind me who performed the ceremony again?

  6. If he gets a chance, this is where Romney should announce he
    ll work for free.

  7. I’m watching the debate on FOX because Megyn Kelly

  8. Are you ready for some footbaaaaall? :mrgreen:

  9. You know how obama always puts his hands on people I hope Mitt doesn’t let him

    • A couple of years ago I saw a clip about Bush always doing pretty good on those handshake power plays. They had a shot with him and Putin and Bush won almost every time. Putin was miffed as he tried to out maneuver Bush with each meeting. Bush was fast as we saw with the flying shoes.

  10. [...] reveals at least some of his major weaknesses. This live blog will be rocking. Actually this one is rocking-er.  I’ll be watching on CSpan and FOX, and NECN. On New England Cable News the gorgeous dark [...]

  11. Bret and Chris are wearing matching ties

  12. Politico is now reporting Romney is now leading in “Toss Up and Battleground states”. Hits 50% yeeeeehawww! :evil:

  13. Oh geesh. Here I am with Ginger Tea and Animal Cookies.

    Hey…I can eat an elephant every time Obama zings one. And a mule every time Romney does. In the end… I will count and let ya’ll know how many are left in each category…. 8~P

  14. I want to hear Romney tell Obama “My wife Ann has horses and I know horseshit and that, sir, was horseshit.”

  15. I’m glad they’re making them stand for this. I think the one is less likely to pull a number of those sickening grins if he can’t simultaneously lean back in his chair.

  16. Romney is as tall as Obama.

  17. Mitt has the more commanding presence .

  18. Oh look, he’s wearing a flag pin.

  19. Red tie Mitt; Blue tie Obama.

  20. Good, Obama goes first.

  21. “twitter seems to be loading slowly”, heh

  22. “Sweetie–we won’t be celebrating our anniversary next year in front of 40 million people” BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Obama’s been practicing….but these uhs are going to put me under within minutes.

    • If I took a drink every time the SCoaMF sputtered “uhhh” or the long winded “aanndd” I’d be dead already.

  24. Mitts hair is higher

  25. Obama’s doing his Fred Armisten impression :D

  26. RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! Obama is kicking himself in the ass for forgetting how narrative sells.

  27. Mitt already won imo

  28. Oh god Mitt’s already smacking his lips…lemme go get my drink on

  29. I can’t keep up with twitter tonight.

  30. Ooo…trickle down govt….LOL

  31. Mitt actually answered the question. What a concept.

  32. Obama admit he steals ideas from left and right…oh wait…that isn’t what he meant.

  33. Obama is an amatuer he just avoided a question

  34. dick Morris minute by minute commentary:

    http://www.dickmorris.com/

  35. Obama is earning his RERUN nickname…

  36. O is nervous and arrogant all at the same time

  37. #denverdebate trickle-down government makes tweety’s leg tingle

  38. Mitt gives love to the middle class. Economy tax….good line.

  39. ooooooooooooooooooooo—–economy tax. Good one….

  40. Holy shit! I did not expect this. Romney is bringing it right to Obama.

  41. I want to hear cage fightin’.

  42. Oh, touche Mitt. Middle income healthcare cost gone up b $2500 a family. That’s the amount The One said Obamacare would bring costs down. LOL

  43. Mitt’s doing good. Looks great too.

  44. Oooh the four letter word…coal.

  45. Wooohoooo!! I’m LOVING IT!!! Obama looks pouty already!!

    BTW, I’m drinking Angry Orchard cider (rawr!) :D

  46. Obama looks confused

  47. Specifics on energy production. Not Obama’s version of just listing them.

  48. “Instructive?”

    Blech.

  49. I cannot reduce the burden for the upper classes.

    Go Mitt!

  50. I liked how Romney used Biden’s “middle-class buried” gaffe against Obama. Electric rates up, food prices up, hlth care costs up.

  51. Liar liar pants on fire uhhh duuuh cannot hold candle to this man

  52. Buy shiny bright objects….exactly what all the bots want to hear.

  53. Obama wants to fix the economy by investing more in education. Ah, maybe someone should let him know our already overeducated youth are living in their parents basement because there are no jobs – the ones who haven’t been foreclosed on. :evil:

  54. I like how Mitt’s trying to explain this, the tone he’s using, it’s like that a parent uses with a child when there trying to talk on the child’s level. And he was looking at the one, to the one, it’s like Mitt’s not even there.

  55. is it just me or does Obama seem wreathed in word fog?

    • Nope….it’s Charlie Brown’s teacher here too. While Romney comes across loud and clear.

    • He’s stuttering, stumbling. Mitt just goes right to his lies and corrects. Woo-hoo!

  56. The sound of Obama’s voice makes my brain go blank and all I hear is “Wa wa waa wa wah”

  57. look at O smirking at Romney

  58. Mitt’s nailing it on taxes.

  59. ouch on that belief line!

  60. Go Mitt ! Wow

  61. omg LOLOLOLOL keep repeating something so I will believe it !

  62. omg did Mitt just call Obama a liar?
    DRINK!

  63. Obama is talking in circles. He has no understanding of economics nor policy. It is all strawmen and anecdotal crap. Now he is smirking and shaking his head on the split screen on CSPAN.

  64. WTF is Obama talking about?

  65. Mitt’s doing awesome!!! Love that comment about his boys.

  66. WTF is Obama talking about ? Making no sense. Oh he said “like Bill Clinton did” *drink*

  67. Mitt bringing it home on small businesses and their tax rates. And Obama tries to bring a bs line, clearly practiced (he looked down at his notes) to negate it.

  68. Obie is singing Bill’s praises all of a sudden? In 2008 he preferred Reagan, if I recall.

  69. He’s getting under O’s skin. Talking fast, rambling. LOL

  70. I’m taking a drink on every world bambam speaks. I’m already seeing double double.

    • The head shaking when talking is another Obama tell. He is making it up as he goes. He just pulls in key words he heard somewhere like he is taking a test. There is no comprehension of what he is discussing.

  71. Donald Trump is a small business? Wha? Casino’s are small business? What the hell is he talking about?

  72. Obama “millionaires & billionaires” *drink*

  73. “My priority is jobs”

    Good line

  74. I love Mitt….sigh

  75. I don’t wanna cost jobs. My priority is jobs.

    Your plan would cost 750,000 jobs.

    Woo-hoo!

  76. Mitt is waaay easier to listen to

  77. IE “Jim I WISH you’d move on to another topic”

  78. is it me or does Obama seems to be meandering?

  79. Mitt is trying to teach Obama the reality of his policies. Sad that a president has to go to school during a debate.

    “Jim you may want to move on to another topic”….Obama surrenders!

  80. We triiiied this. Wah. LOL

  81. Math doesn’t mean what Obama thinks it means.

  82. Only move on after he rambles.

  83. Bill Clinton had a good economy you fool!

  84. hiding behind Bubba…..

  85. Bill Clinton again Obama is lying

  86. This is already so sad. It’s the guy applying for to job explaining how to do it to the one who already has it.

  87. Bama wants a new topic … lol

  88. Obama is repeating what he memorized.

  89. Mitt fights for the truth. Go Mitt…Go!

  90. Has Obama implemented any of this stuff he’s chattering about … in the past 4 years?

  91. Oh boy the food stamps. YIPPIE

  92. Moving on….. Mitt ate his lunch in the first segment!!

  93. “Deficit spending is immoral.”

  94. Mitt is brilliant on segment 2

  95. You had me at RID US OF OBAMACARE!!

  96. Good line about PBS

  97. I love Big Bird and Mitt

  98. Obama doesn’t understand Laffer curve. He’s an idiot.

  99. LOL…he apologizes to PBS, Jim and Big Bird. At least Mitt is honest.

  100. Mitt speaks a little too fast, IMO.

    • I think it conveys the urgency people are feeling about….well everything! The one is always mr. cool even and maybe especially when the situation doesn’t warrant it. Only when he’s personally offended does his ire ever truly get up.

    • That’s funny, Angie. If you came to visit me in Boston (I would love that , BTW) you’d see everyone talks at that speed. My husband grew up in PA, has lived here over 40 years, and he still thinks I talk too fast.

  101. “It’s Bush’s fault!”

  102. Mitt is kicking ass.

  103. Blame Bush….took 29 minutes,

  104. Experience or promises. What is more persuasive? Cornyn

  105. He voted for the fucking wars that he is now complaining about.
    asshole

    • Yup….He had some 20 pro war votes or contracts for war cronies as a Senator. Obots hated a link I had for that in 2008….lol

  106. LOL

    • LOL. going over to twitter, I have to keep refreshing the livebloggers……..will read their transcripts tommorrow :D

      Staying here though, my family :D

  107. A real debate !!!!!! Vodkapundit said Mitt’s turned Obama into Ron Burgundy … lol.

  108. I dropped kick that loser plane, damn I’m good.

  109. “Check my website”

  110. David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog

    This apparently the first time Obama has been in a non-tongue bath media situation.

  111. Okay 29 minutes in he went straight to blame Bush. I’m going intraveneous with the rubbing alcohol! :evil:

  112. Romney knows how to debate. He’s on fire.

  113. FOUR years… hahahahahaha

  114. from Harp at no quarter

    Mitt is debating an empty chair

  115. Jim, u may want to move off this topic.. Let’s go back to my anniversary

    stolen from a friend

  116. I think Mitt may convert Obama to the Mormon faith by the end of this debate

  117. Mitt has absolutely no fear of debating a sitting POTUS, it must be killing Barack.

  118. Jim had to remind Obama what the topic was. LOL

  119. Balance approach!? Where is Obama balanced,.

    WTF Obama is complaining about corporate welfare!?

  120. Romney running circles around Obama.

  121. LOL. Lehrer is Obama’s prompter.

  122. Why is Jim helping Obama ohhh right …

  123. Obama is sinking. He looks out of his element. He should stick to The View bless his heart

  124. Exxon Mobile doesn’t GET all that profit, asshole. The government does, in local, state, and federal gas taxes.

    What a fucking idiot.

  125. Well, gee…if Obama was president maybe he could do something about that….what a tool!!!

  126. I can’t wait to see how the media explains to us how Obama clearly won!

  127. Obama does not understand what Romney is talking about. He is snagging key words and then going off on double talk tangents. Now Lehrer is trying to lead Obama into a rebuttal because he doesn’t have a frigging clue. He just pulls his key words, corporate jets, oil company, young people, college, teacher. None of it is germane.

  128. Stop interrupting, Obama. It’s childish.

  129. LOL….Mitt can follow Obama’s bs and tries to bring it back to reality.

    90 Billion……50 years worth of oil and gas tax breaks….bhahaha!

  130. mitt is fantastic….drink

  131. damn my livefeed keeps stuttering

  132. You PICK THE LOSERS

  133. touche!! O picked only the losers….

  134. “You don’t pick winners and losers, you pick the losers”

    WOOT!

  135. He’s been smoking choom again.

  136. Obama only picks losers…..Mitt said in a debate!!! LOLOLOL

  137. Good, Mitt doesn’t know what Obama’s talking about either :P

  138. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant response. Go Mitt !!!!

  139. “Let states do this.” Boo-yah

  140. May need a new thread up soon? This is moving faster than twitter :D

  141. OMG—–Obama is sinking fast. Unbelievable. He looks like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about

  142. Shit, grandma is being dragged out from under the bus.

  143. Obama wants this to end….Mitt is the only one who has had the opportunity to pick apart his word fogs.

  144. Gag me.

  145. Ok so far I am impressed- Mitt is not backing down- when he wants to rebut- he goes right over the moderator and makes his point.

  146. Oh, no, the granny card!

  147. Social Security? Me too! Whatever Romney says. Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!

  148. Can’t even understand what Obama is saying…..totally meaninglesss (that’s for the sibilent “s”) very bizarre….

  149. How come it seems like Obama gets to speak longer than Romney?

  150. What a tool, he is still trying to tout the $715 Billion as over payments.

    And Mitt brings the compassionate voice.

  151. I keep waiting for David Axelrod to throw a towel on stage.

  152. I do not think backtrack really expected this.

    gee all that practice that was such a drag, did not help

  153. I’ve been in business for 25 years. I have no idea of what you are talking about. Maybe you need a new accountant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s what Mitt said ver batim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  154. Obamas ears are RED!!!

  155. YeeHAw!

    MR says BO is cutting $76 billion from medicare

  156. $716 billion

  157. Never mind Obama has his own voucher program.

  158. The POS has NO IDEA of what he is talking about. He is lost, floundering, rambling.

  159. Moderator has GOT to stop prompting Barry.

  160. AARP supports Obama’s version….that 2 Billion pay off has nothing to do with it of course. /s

  161. Is he talking about his typical white grandmother that he threw under the bus, or the grandmother that lives in a shack in Kenya

  162. Totally glad I tuned in now, Mitt’s in control that’s why :D

  163. Hard getting on here tonight!! Mitt kicking ass.

  164. So why the fuck did you force me to deal with the insurance companies you ass?

  165. The money comes from taking it out of the physician’s reimbursement. AARP sold out the public.

  166. Hey we need a new debate thread!!!

  167. am I not understanding Obama because I’m stupid? Or is he just incoherent?

  168. Obama is going to experiment with vouchers, I hope Romney brings that up.

    • Woodward also revealed on MOrning Joe today that obama intends to cut $250 billion from Medicare (that’s $250 billion MORE than the $716 billion). True story.

  169. The biggest kiss to Wall St I’ve ever seen! LOL

  170. Now Obama is blaming the banks that he forced as a private lawyer in Chicago for making bad loans that he and his ilk demanded. What a hypocrite.

  171. Obama pretends he didn’t slob-nob Wall St and completely ignored the stats Mitt brought up about small banks going belly up.

  172. I love how many ways Mitt has of saying “you lie!”
    “that’s not the facts”

  173. I think OWSers are going to vote for Mitt now, BANKS ARE NOT TOO BIG TO FAIL.

  174. Death panels!

  175. This debate is a massacre.

  176. Mitt just remembers all those darn facts and Obammer cannot keep up.

  177. But Obamacare is not f*cking affordable, you POS insurance company sellout.

  178. every single answer Obama gives is just rambling with no central point of any kind. every single answer…..this is the man who is smarter than everyone else?

    Romney on the other hand is very Hillary clinton—he’s knows his stuff inside and out…..

  179. Romney has a point by point, logical, well-thought response for everything. Go Mitt. BO….same old talking points he’s used for the last 5 years.

  180. I want Mitt to rip this thing a new one!

  181. There goes Obamas ears again did he just grunt?

    • He’s got that obnoxious smirk on his face. I wish they’d ditch the split screen when Romney talks.

  182. I love how Romney looks over at Obama like he can’t wait intil he’s finished bloviating to shoot him down.

  183. Obamacare was a bipartisan idea? I don’t think so.

  184. Input from both parties…..

    Wow! Who ever thought of that?

  185. The Emperor Has NO clothes people. No spin, no media here to save you Mr. President. The WORLD sees that you are in over your head!!

  186. Obama kinda chastises Romney about showing Republicans how to cooperate over health care…LOL

    What a hypocrite!

  187. Why doesn’t shithead talk about torte reform?

  188. Obama’s voice is getting higher, rofl.

  189. Anyone who doesn’t like Romney’s answer on Romneycare can kiss my ass.

    PS — we need new thread — this is too long.

  190. Buying across state lines is essentially a ruse!? WTF

  191. Didn’t the workers at sears and restaurants just lose their coverage because of this?

  192. Sisters and I watching the debate, laughing. Our one young hipster Obama voting nephew styed utterly silent, left the room halfway through. It’s that bad.

  193. When backtrack and Hillary debated, she was so much better, but she still had to answer to the democratic party so she was not as hard on him as she could have been.

    McCain did not have his heart in winning

    Mitt does want to win and does not owe the democratic party anything and he is kicking ass

  194. WTF is Obama talking about Romney just told him specifically

  195. Obama pretends Mitt didn’t just refute everything he’s saying.

  196. I’m closing this thread. Take it upstairs to the fresh thread.

  197. “Uh, and, duh, uh, well.” Now Obama is getting pissy and whiny.

  198. Funny how explaining things didn’t bother the one when it came to pass it to find out what’s in it!

  199. If you say “my way or the highway,” you don’t get a lot done.

    Oh, bravo, Mitt. BRAVO

  200. When we reform Wall Street ? It’s 4 freaking years !!!! Oh, I feel like beating a drum right now /s

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