Category Archives: Mitt Romney

No Mitt Thursday

When Wolf asked Mitt Romney if he was running in 2016 Mitt said “Go fuck yourself, Blitzer!” Okay, not really. He really said “No way, Jose!” If we had elected Mitt we’d still have serious problems, but at least they … Continue reading

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But Mitt Had Binders Full of Women!

BuzzFeed: Was Mitt Romney Right About Everything? Ten months after Mitt Romney shuffled off the national stage in defeat — consigned, many predicted, to a fate of instant irrelevance and permanent obscurity — Republicans are suddenly celebrating the presidential also-ran … Continue reading

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Interview with Mitt and Ann Romney

Mitt Romney: “It kills me” to not be in the White House Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, did not win his race for the White House, but in his first post-election interview today on “Fox News Sunday,” he … Continue reading

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Where the hell is Mitt Romney???

That’s right, campers! It’s time for another exciting episode of Where the hell is Mitt Romney??? MSNBO: Where in the world is Mitt Romney? (Hint: Not in D.C.) Mitt Romney has kept an aggressively low profile since getting blown out … Continue reading

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Saturday Morning Open Thread

I know I said I was gonna write a post about the new FISA bill but I got drunk and started watching my new Breaking Bad season 4 DVDs and didn’t get a roundtuit. Also my daughter’s sister lost her … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! – Mitt Romney Spotted At Costco!!!

ZOMG! Mitt Romney loads up at Costco Try as he might, Mitt Romney could never sell voters on the idea that he was just like regular folks who shop at Costco. But the gossip website TMZ captured Romney and his … Continue reading

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BREAKING ROMNEY UPDATE!!!!

The economy is headed for another recession and our government is headed off a fiscal cliff. Two months after four Americans were murdered in Benghazi we still don’t know what happened. Who authorized selling guns to Mexican drug gangs is … Continue reading

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Stupid Should Hurt

This piece of crap from the Washington Post is one of the dumbest articles ever written: A detached Romney tends wounds in seclusion after failed White House bid The man who planned to be president wakes up each morning now … Continue reading

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Hunker Down Time

hun·ker intransitive verb ˈhəŋ-kər hun·kered hun·ker·ing Definition of HUNKER 1: crouch, squat —usually used with down 2: to settle in or dig in for a sustained period —used with down I was wrong. I freely admit it and make no … Continue reading

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I have no illusions about Mitt Romney

Four years ago a lot of people fell in love with Barack Obama. To them he wasn’t just a candidate or even the best candidate, he was a once-in-a-lifetime inspirational leader who they expected to bring momentous change. No one … Continue reading

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Closing Speeches

Here are Mitt Romney’s and Barack Obama’s closing speeches of the 2012 campaign. See you in the morning.

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A vote for Romney is a vote for Hillary

Politico: Report: Bill Clinton aide voting Romney Top Bill Clinton confidant Douglas Band has said that he will vote for Republican Mitt Romney, according to a report in The New Yorker, apparently a move to strengthen Hillary Clinton’s position in … Continue reading

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Can you feel the Mittmentum?

Is it just me or is Mitt Romney getting bigger in stature while Barack Obama keeps shrinking? Maybe that’s where the expression “rising to the occasion” comes from. This is an open thread.

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Revenge of the Nerd

One thing Mitt Romney has never been accused of is being hip. He is the quintessential nerd – a geek’s geek, an überwonk. He doesn’t drink or smoke or chase women. He’s a square. He’s boring. All he needs is … Continue reading

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Obamacrats Playing Defense

Not sure where Myiq is, but until he returns, I thought I’d keep the ball rolling. Halperin this morning: From ABC News: With one week to go, states that were once considered Obama strongholds now look less solid. Republican groups … Continue reading

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5 Things I’m Looking Forward to on November 6th

Sandy has hit and the clean up will soon begin. Our thoughts are with those who’ve suffered from the storm. While we watch and wait, I thought we could all use a laugh or two. If you wonder why I’m … Continue reading

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What Obama Delivered & Why He Has to Go

Volumes have been written already about what Obama promised as a candidate and what he actually delivered as president. The cases are often myriad and confusing because there are so many broken promises and the multiple effects of his disastrous … Continue reading

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More proof that Obots are stoopit

My favorite ones are the people who answer the question “Are you voting for Obama?” with “Absolutely not!”

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Grassroots vs. Astroturf

Kevin Drum: Obama’s Ground Game Advantage May Not Be As Big As It Looks There’s been a disconnect in the ground games of the major parties for some time. Democrats tend to rely on paid, professional operations, while Republicans rely … Continue reading

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Mitt Romney’s Speech on the Economy

Today, Mitt Romney delivered remarks on the U.S. economy in Ames, Iowa. Read a transcript of the remarks below, as prepared for delivery: Thank you all. It’s great to be back in Iowa. And don’t think that this is the … Continue reading

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