Category Archives: Mitt Romney

No Mitt Thursday

When Wolf asked Mitt Romney if he was running in 2016 Mitt said “Go fuck yourself, Blitzer!” Okay, not really. He really said “No way, Jose!” If we had elected Mitt we’d still have serious problems, but at least they … Continue reading

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But Mitt Had Binders Full of Women!

BuzzFeed: Was Mitt Romney Right About Everything? Ten months after Mitt Romney shuffled off the national stage in defeat — consigned, many predicted, to a fate of instant irrelevance and permanent obscurity — Republicans are suddenly celebrating the presidential also-ran … Continue reading

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Interview with Mitt and Ann Romney

Mitt Romney: “It kills me” to not be in the White House Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, did not win his race for the White House, but in his first post-election interview today on “Fox News Sunday,” he … Continue reading

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Where the hell is Mitt Romney???

That’s right, campers! It’s time for another exciting episode of Where the hell is Mitt Romney??? MSNBO: Where in the world is Mitt Romney? (Hint: Not in D.C.) Mitt Romney has kept an aggressively low profile since getting blown out … Continue reading

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Saturday Morning Open Thread

I know I said I was gonna write a post about the new FISA bill but I got drunk and started watching my new Breaking Bad season 4 DVDs and didn’t get a roundtuit. Also my daughter’s sister lost her … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! – Mitt Romney Spotted At Costco!!!

ZOMG! Mitt Romney loads up at Costco Try as he might, Mitt Romney could never sell voters on the idea that he was just like regular folks who shop at Costco. But the gossip website TMZ captured Romney and his … Continue reading

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BREAKING ROMNEY UPDATE!!!!

The economy is headed for another recession and our government is headed off a fiscal cliff. Two months after four Americans were murdered in Benghazi we still don’t know what happened. Who authorized selling guns to Mexican drug gangs is … Continue reading

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