Dinner Challenge

Saturday Open Thread: Dinner Edition

Stealth Magnolia

What three people, living or dead, would you like to have dinner with?

This is my favorite question when my local newspaper interviews a local for an “Up Close and Personal” feature, whether they be a business owner, non-profit warrior or a member of the local city council mafia lobby.  I always giggle when I see “Jesus Christ” and “Barack Obama” included on the guest list. So I searched my soul, here’s my three choices …..

Milo Yiannopolous….love him or hate him…I don’t care, he is the most interesting voice of the past two generations, and seems to love America more than the Obama/RINOs wings did.

Chip and Joanna Gaines….because I just want them to remodel my home before I invite Milo over 😉

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Overnight Open Thread


Because I may still be unplugged in the morning.

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TPAC* Friday Open Thread

*Trump Politcal Action Committee

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Mocking McResistance Open Thread

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That about sums it up, y’all. The McMedia is busy McMediaing and the McResistance is busy McResisting. *YAWN*

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The Perfect Vajayjay

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It’s a baritone.


I search the internet to bring you important news and information.

My day at the designer vagina showcase

The perfect vagina is pink, plump and hairless.

There is nothing major about its labia majora, curled primly to frame the entrance of the vagina and a clitoris with a hood so dainty that it might even be called cute. Projected on a screen in front of us in a slick, dark boardroom in Midtown Manhattan, the perfect vagina in the photograph is surrounded by the trademark sky blue of a surgical gown, a slash of orangey disinfectant Betadine on one splayed thigh.

That’s because the perfect vagina was created on an operating table, during a cosmetic surgery by Dr. Amir Marashi.

There’s a similarly petal pink and perfect vagina sitting on the table in front of us, life-size and molded out of silicone. It’s a surgical practice dummy, surprisingly heavy and complex. It’s about the length of my forearm, with two little anatomically correct tunnels built in. When I picked it up and dropped it on the table, it jiggled convincingly. I stare at it. The abyss gazes back.

[…]

Marashi, an Iranian surgeon who specializes in vaginal cosmetic surgery and has performed more than 400 procedures in the largely mysterious field (there’s no formal certification or medical specialty, merely gynecological surgeons who perform surgeries to prettify genitalia), can shorten your labia, tighten your vagina, amplify your G-spot and even tighten the strings on your clitoral hood, so to speak. He can take into account preferences for shape and color, he explains, and boost your self-confidence and physicality to give you the best sex you’ve ever had with more orgasms than you’ve ever dreamed of.

Marashi wears a fitted suit with a dark deep-V T-shirt underneath, a hot-pink pocket square peeking out of his jacket. He takes his work seriously and seems friendly and knowledgeable, even after you think about the likely contents of his phone’s camera roll. He texts with his patients regularly, checking up on them post-op. He’s been doing this work for a long time and believes he’s making women’s lives more comfortable, happier. One reason a woman might choose to get her labia shortened, he says, is to make riding a bicycle less harrowing.

Around the office, co-workers and patients have nicknamed him “VW,” I’m told. It’s short for “Vagina Whisperer.”


I don’t remember this occupation being discussed on Career Day back in high school.

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"I had my labia shortened. What do you think?" "Nice"

“I had my labia shortened. What do you think?”
“Nice”

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The Perfect Metaphor

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This is the perfect metaphor for something, but I don’t know what.

Bull that escaped slaughterhouse dies after being tranquilized in Queens backyard

A raging bull made a desperate break for freedom from a Queens slaughterhouse — but later died after getting into a beef with cops who shot him up with a dozen tranquilizer darts.

The black bovine barreled down Archer Ave. and Sutphin Blvd. after escaping from Slaughterhouse 8 on Beaver Road in Jamaica about 10:30 a.m.

The beast dodged traffic and pedestrians on Liberty Ave. and 150th St.

“It almost hit me,” said Robert Bonaccolta, 47, who saw the bull as he drove through Jamaica.

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“I didn’t know what was going on,” one startled woman said. “At first I thought it was a person. Then my son calls me from his job in Manhattan and says, ‘Mom, I think there’s a cow loose in Queens.’ I said, ‘Yes! It’s in my backyard.’”

“I told my other son, ‘Get away from the windows!’ ” she said.

[…]

Cops put the animal in a horse unit truck and brought it to a city Animal Care and Control facility, but the bull died en route, officials said.

“Once the bull arrived at the care center ACC medical staff confirmed the death and the animal was released back into the custody of NYPD,” ACC spokeswoman Katy Hanson said.

The police took the bull to a Long Island crematorium, officials said. Slaughterhouse 8 did not comment after the incident.


It was his fate to be cremated, but it would have been better if he was roasted on a bunch on BBQ grills.

Oh, well. He is safe in the arms of Harambe now.

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Milo Resigns From Breitbart

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Apparently he is launching his own media venture and still plans on writing that book, but it is unclear if he has a publisher for it.

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