Doogie Howser Democrats

Young, dumb and full of Koolaid.

(via Hot Air)

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24 Responses to Doogie Howser Democrats

  1. myiq2xu says:

    I guess I should have more patience with these idealistic children, but I’ve been a Democrat longer than they’ve been alive.

  2. Dario says:

    What a stupid commercial. I’m NOT a Democrat because I don’t believe in supporting a party that doesn’t stand for anything, a political party that knows how to talk the talk, and like an ass refuses to walk the walk.

  3. JeanLouise says:

    That’s such a sad ad. I used to be just like them.

  4. DandyTiger says:

    The new Dem party, i.e., whatever kidnapped my former party, is a pathetic joke. They’re against democracy. That takes the cake.

  5. insanelysane says:

    So sad. Young enthusiastic people, still virgins to politics.
    Filled with hope and changery.

    A little more time will season them and they too will become bitter clinging democrats and cynical and disillusioned like me. I can’t even think of one Democrat that I can support or even vote for. The good ones quit, get scandaled or sells out.

    Those marches we held in the early 70’s made it feel like we could change things.
    Pffft. Change


  6. yttik says:

    LOL, ouch! That was actually painful to watch. It sounded a bit like an AA meeting. My name is_____and I’m addicted to blue kool aid.

    I’m a Democrat too because I really like to have all my political idealism greeted with penis photos emailed from my congresscritter. I’m a Democrat because I like watching snot nosed frat boys fondle cardboard cutouts of female candidates. I’m a Democrat because I enjoy having women’s rights in Afganistan dismissed as “nothing but a box of rocks weighing us down.” I’m a Democrat because whenever I ask about women in America I can predictably chant Lily Ledbetter over and over again and try to wring some more mileage out of that one. Now sit down and STFU ladies, I signed your bill already.

    My name is Yttik and I really am a recovering Democrat.

  7. ralphb says:

    Ace of Spades

    College Democrats Unleash Powerful New Ad: We’re Democrats, Because We’re Upper-Middle-Class White Kids, But We Also Ran Into These Two Black People At A Macy Gray Concert

    Top Ten Things Almost As White As The College Democrats’ New Ad

    10. All dues-paying members of the William H. Macy Fan Club

    9. Moby Dick’s pale underbelly, and, fyi, Moby Dick just scored five choice front-row tickets to a VH-1’s Storytellers With Kenny Loggins, and, sidenote, Moby Dick just got hired as a social media consultant by Keith Olbermann

    8. Every single fucking college “rockapella” group in the known fucking universe (N.B.: Asians may sometimes be white for these purposes)

    7. Chris Matthews’s milky, fetid coinslot

    6. The Hazzard County Police Department

    5. That guy who just crossed the street because his Urban Marauder Danger Alert System lit up like a Christmas tree, and oh look, it’s Bryant and Greg Gumble heading into Barney’s for their annual one-day sale on spats

    4. TIE: People who write Salon: also, people who read Salon

    3. People at parties who say “Oh I just talked to that guy over there” and you say “Which guy?” and they say “Oh the guy in the blue shirt” and you say “There are at least five guys here wearing a blue shirt” and they say “The guy wearing casual slacks” and you say “That doesn’t super-help me” and they say “Oh you know that guy, that guy over there, about average height and weight for his age” and you say “Look, spit it out, are you trying to tell me you just spoke to the black guy by the guacamole bread-bowl?” and they say “I’m not comfortable seeing him that way” and then you say “Yeah, apparently you’re not”

    2. People who know more than half the lyrics to We Didn’t Start The Fire and/or Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

    …and the Number One thing Almost as White as the new College Democrats ad…

    1. You know Dr. Smith from Lost in Space? Yeah, the guy he just curb-stomped for being such an up-tight narrow-ass honky

    • 1539days says:

      The kid I knew that knew all the lyrics to “We didn’t start the fire” was Asian.

    • Three Wickets says:

      Great list. To these kids I say, if you have to do, think, or say things to convince yourself you’re not racist, then you’re probably a little bit racist. And there’s nothing wrong and everything right about wanting to grow and improve yourself, but do it on your own time, preferably away from political campaigns, and do more than treat people like tokens. Having been at the receiving end of such behavior, I can confirm that it sucks.

  8. Mr. Mike says:

    In what freakin’ universe does the Democratic Party these loons are talking about exist?

    In what way have Obama, Pelosi, and Ried done anything even remotely …

    Jesus, why do I even bother.

  9. glennmcgahee says:

    Yea, I’m a Democrat because i go to the coolest university where we hang and talk about all the problems in the world like hunger and stuff. When I grow up, I’m gonna hike across Europe and learn things you know.

  10. glennmcgahee says:

    Why don’t they ever hike across this country? Because you can’t, its against the law.

  11. T says:

    I’m a Democrat because Mummy said it was cute ….

    • ralphb says:

      Love this comment ,,,

      Why be content with basic cable when you can have Despi-Cableâ„¢?

  12. sandress says:

    Hey, man. Doogie was SMART and committed. I am offended on behalf of Dr. Houser.

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