I thought my ex-girlfriend was crazy

Via Ace of Spades:

Police say woman assaulted boyfriend for refusing sex

An Iowa City woman is accused of ripping a door off a house and striking her boyfriend because he refused to have sex with her.

Melissa B. Minarsich, 28, of 131 Taft Speedway, is charged with domestic abuse assault, second offense, after the argument at 10:24 p.m. Monday at her residence.

Officers were called to the residence for a report of a female out of control. Minarsich’s boyfriend, with whom she has an 8-month-old son, said she became upset when he refused to have sex with her, according to police reports.

Minarsich, who smelled strongly of alcohol and had slurred speech, admitted to police this was the case.

“All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?” Minarsich asked the police.

My ex was on parole when she busted open our brand-new front door with the neighbor’s weed-whacker, but not because she was horny.

Yes the police came, but nobody went to jail because they won’t lock you up because you’re scared of your girlfriend.

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29 Responses to I thought my ex-girlfriend was crazy

  1. myiq2xu says:

    The “brand-new front door” was installed the night before because she kicked a hole in the old one.

    With her bare feet.

  2. WMCB says:

    The worst I ever did was almost run over my old boyfriend. He was pulling that “You are not leaving here, you are going to stay here and argue with me” crap. I kept telling him calmly that no, I was leaving. He decided to “call my bluff” by doing the whole macho stand in front of the car and spread his arms on the hood thing. I sat quietly, rolled down the window and told him to move, because I WAS leaving.

    *shrug* I hit the gas. Hard. Lucky for him he was pretty quick.

    • myiq2xu says:

      One night I was running down the alley while she was trying to run me over with my truck.

      • WMCB says:

        That’s pretty bad. I never chased anyone. I just wasn’t going to let him stop me from leaving. If he wanted to get run over, that was his problem.

      • Karma says:

        The definition of a bad day….recognizing the tread-mark patterns across your shirt because you bought the damn tires.

    • WMCB says:

      Oh, wait, that’s not the worst. My sister’s ex hit her. Once. My other sister and I showed up with baseball bats. He never hit her again. (No, we didn’t hurt him. Because he never hit her again.)

      • jjmtacoma says:


        My friend was in a relationship with lots of fighting and shoving contests. One morning she called to tell me he had choked her and was gone (I don’t remember if he was arrested for DV or was out at a slumber party with a new special friend) but I called the biggest guy I know and we showed up with trucks and moving boxes. We packed her stuff and moved her out that morning.

    • ralphb says:

      Never had any physical altercations with women. Mom raised me better than that. I was in a bar in Dallas some years ago and a guy started yelling at a woman then he slapped her. About 10 guys got up but I was the closest one to him and a short fight took place.

      It really wasn’t much of a fight because I had a pool cue and he didn’t. When I left he was on the floor losing blood and the woman was calling a friend to come pick her up. I don’t think anyone ever called the cops, just threw him in the parking lot. I kind of enjoyed it.

    • Jadzia says:

      I did something like that once to a boyfriend who thought he was going to keep me from exiting the conversation. The guy hung on for a block or two. Fortunately for him it was winter in Minnesota and he landed in a snowbank.

      And that was BEFORE we got engaged. God, I used to be a drama queen.

  3. Love, ain’t it grand.

  4. Monster from the Id says:

    I have never experienced the romantic/erotic variety of love. The more I learn from third parties about what it entails, the more I consider myself fortunate.

    Of course, I’m 48, so the hormones no longer contradict my intellect on that position with any strength worth mentioning. 😉

  5. DisenfranchisedVoter says:

    Sharpton is blaming black Clinton supporters for criticizing Obama. And he actually has the nerve to say that Bill Clinton passed bills that hurt the black community but Obama hasn’t. He must really think we’re all so stupid that we’ll be thrown off by his race baiting to think straight. http://news.yahoo.com/sharpton-obama-critics-backed-clinton-2008-193708321.html

    • Dario says:

      Bill Clinton passed bills that hurt the black community but Obama hasn’t.

      Sharpton is talking about welfare reform. That reform was long overdue.

    • DandyTiger says:

      The Al Sharpton comedy hour is the funniest thing on TV today. True story.

    • WMCB says:

      Oh, and Sharpton is a fucking backstabbing liar. The black community advanced in every way under Clinton. More black home ownership, more black-owned businesses, fewer black children in poverty, a rise in black employment, more blacks attending college. Most of the black people that came off welfare under Clinton went into actual jobs.

      Was Bill able to wipe out every bad thing in the black community in 8 years? Of course not. But things were getting better than they had in years, by every fucking measure.

      Sharpton is scum. Lying scum. I still have some sympathy for the black community, but I have lost ALL respect for almost every liberal black “leader”. Liars.

  6. Three Wickets says:

    Final night of regular season baseball is finished. In the playoffs it’ll be Tigers-Yankees, Rangers-Rays in the American, and Cardinals-Phillies, Diamondbacks-Brewers in the National.

    Bosox are not in the playoffs. They blew a one run lead going into the ninth against the Orioles. At virtually the same time, the Yankees blew a seven run lead going into the eighth against the Rays. Both outcomes together killed post season for the Red Sox. I’m not saying the Yankees planned to help knock the Sox out of playoff contention be losing to the Rays. But what a funny and spectacular way to end the regular season.

    With the exception of New York, all the teams in the playoffs represent big electoral battleground states for next year, which is kind of interesting.

    • Three Wickets says:

      How do you blow a seven run shutout going into the eighth. Yankees had already clinched their division a while ago, but they lose this game to the Rays…Rays get into the playoffs instead of the Red Sox. Not a happy night in Boston.

      • Three Wickets says:

        Btw the Sox lost first, then the Yanks lost. Both game were in extra innings. In case anyone is interested in more formal speculation.

  7. Monster from the Id says:

    I just went over to the original story. What a mug shot! She looks like Ozzy Osborne in drag. 😈

  8. HELENK says:

    my husband and I had an agreement. He could hit me ONCE. Then do not sleep for the rest of his life,because he would never know where or when he would pay for it.
    Shaved bamboo shoots and ground glass really do add something to a meal.

  9. HELENK says:

    if she is released will she have to do community service work teaching self defense in the ME?


    • myiq2xu says:

      The hearing for Nelson, an Egyptian model who immigrated to the U.S. in 1986, is scheduled for Wednesday at Chowchilla State Prison in Central California, where she’s incarcerated.

      Chowchilla is only 15 minutes down the freeway from me.

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