Smoking Gun:

A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m f**king this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.


A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams–both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze–knew the other’s name.

The expression on her face is priceless.

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11 Responses to Cougartown

  1. The Penguin says:

  2. Dario says:

    Old habits are difficult to stop.

  3. crawdad says:

    He looks like he’s hoping his friends don’t find out while she looks like she can’t wait to tell hers.

  4. Monster from the Id says:

    I’m surprised no one else has posted the phrase “booze goggles” yet. :mrgreen:

    If I were the judge, I reckon I’d let ’em off with a warning, as soon as I could stop laughing. 😆

  5. TorchWood says:

    LOL! Oh, for Pete’s sake, if they were in their teens or mid-twenties, then go ahead, arrest them. But 50’s and 70’s? Didn’t the cop ever hear of “if the car’s a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’?

  6. WMCB says:

    Personally, I think if it’s after dark and inside the car, then how the hell is it indecent exposure?

    No one would see unless they came looking, the nosy parkers.

  7. It would have been even better if her last name were Robinson.

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