Kirsten Boyd Johnson of Wonkette is our Obot Douchebag of the Weak for this:
Mentally Ill Fictional Humanoid Sarah Palin Not Running For President
We, together with the rest of Middle Earth, are now some fifteen seconds away from never ever thinking about Sarah Palin’s toxic reign of idiocy ever again, forever! IT’S TRUE: on this, the 278th day of 2011, may we all remember it forever (the next twelve seconds), gangrenous grifter-quitter grandma Sarah Palin Announced She Is Not Running For President. That is very sad, because this news has interrupted our viewing of the Wall Street protests and instead forced us to pay attention to this horrible gas station-brand horrorporno movie star one (hopefully, we can hope, we are allowed to HOPE) final time.
This isn’t surprising, Wonkette specializes in misogynistic douchebaggery. When Sarah was first sworn in as governor of Alaska back in 2006, Wonkette editor Ken Layne promptly dubbed her a “GILF” (Governor I’d Love to F**k)