Obama’s upcoming speeches canceled

MISSING: TOTUS - last seen 10-17-2001 in Richmond VA

Report: Obama teleprompter stolen

A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.

Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.

When asked for his reaction, President Obama was unable to comment.

All of Obama’s upcoming speeches, meetings and family dinners will be canceled until a replacement Teleprompter is found and air-lifted to him.


Authorities tracked TOTUS to a farm just north of Charlottesville, Virginia, where a man had it hooked to his tractor and was using it to spread manure.

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15 Responses to Obama’s upcoming speeches canceled

  1. This is too scary to even think about! The guy can’t wing it; he needs his telepacifier to open his mouth. IBSP!

  2. votermom says:

  3. Mary says:

    Our long, national nightmare may be over. 🙂

  4. HELENK says:

    since backtrack can not speak
    meeschele to the rescue.
    $10,000 for a family picture with meeeeschle. I do not think there are many takers


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  6. DandyTiger says:

    ..a farm just north of Charlottesville, Virginia…
    I swear it wasn’t me.

  7. A.Men says:

    Love those patriotic redistribution teleprompter takers!

  8. DeniseVB says:

    I think this is when my crush on Iowahawk started 😀 Classic video from Sept 2008: Hey Obama……this is your teleprompter….lol !

  9. HELENK says:

    n other breaking news: I know you’ve all been concerned about the kidnapping of TOTUS from the Marriot hotel parking lot. I’m happy to report he’s been recovered, none the worse for the wear, in the parking lot of a nearby Holiday Inn Express. In fact, TOTUS reports that the breakfasts at Holiday Inn Express are much better, and he really enjoyed the hot cinnamon rolls. He said the perpetrators intended to take the whole busload of equipment to Occupy Wall Street because the crowd was growing tired of the “twinkle hands” and human microphones. However, they didn’t seem to appreciate TOTUS’ rogue comments and took the whole busload of them back and dumped them off.

    TOTUS AT OWS copy


  10. DeniseVB says:

    More on the Virginia tour….OUCH !


    The White House had considered stops in Danville, Newport News, Charlottesville and Fredericksburg. But prominent Democrats in Virginia — where Obama’s approval rating hovers around 50 percent — encouraged the White House to alter the schedule so he would no longer visit districts where members of his party were involved in tight races.

    Instead, Obama will speak at a high school in Emporia on Tuesday and at Langley Air Force Base in Hampton and a fire station in Chesterfield County, outside Richmond, on Wednesday. He will be joined by first lady Michelle Obama in Hampton. All three events are closed to the public.

  11. Pips says:

    When asked for his reaction, President Obama was unable to comment.


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