Give Fido a Merry Christmas

Is your dog an Arkansas Leg Hound? Does he behave like an Obot whenever guests drop by? Has he been rogering your daughter’s stuffed animals?

Get him the gift that keeps on giving:

HotDoll – Love Doll for Dogs by Clement Eloy

A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can’t be controlled. Many methods consist in artificial ways to stop dogs inborn character. These methods like castration or meds are going against the nature laws. Hotdoll is a natural (and beneficial for dog’s health) way to control its sexual impulses. This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.

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37 Responses to Give Fido a Merry Christmas

  1. myiq2xu says:

    You’re a baa-ad boy.

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Meh, how about carlashes ?–Accessories–Car.html

    Torture your car, not Spot and Fluffy 😀

  3. fif says:

    Well, speaking of holidays, Obama is on his way back to a lux oceanfront estate for a mere 16 days…how does he get away with this shite?

    Trip of the President
    Honolulu, Hawaii

    December 17th, 2011 to January 2nd, 2012

    Trip Overview
    On Saturday, December 17th, 2011, the President will travel to Honolulu, Hawaii. He will return to Washington, DC on Monday, January 2nd, 2012. …

    …no public events are scheduled during the trip. …

  4. HELENK says:

    this story made me laugh

    moral of the story.
    When you decide to highjack a car make sure it is not stick shift

  5. HELENK says:

    Is there anything that backtrack touches that does not fail and cost us money??
    he is like the dead beat loser brother in law that you can not get rid of

  6. 1539days says:

    Which family member gets the job of cleaning up the doggie sex doll?

  7. kc says:

    OT, I guess, but I have to say that I keep noticing how MSNBC gets all giddy about an r. faux pas and in the next breath they lament the terrible partisan tone in D.C.—I flip channels alot and I honestly think they are worse than Fox.

  8. HELENK says:

    this was just on the 11pm news.
    a website has hundreds of deals at one place. With people doing their Christmas shopping I was hoping this would help

  9. HELENK says:

    this has to be one of the saddest stories I have read in a long time. That Americans feel so unsafe the at Christmas time instead of toys and gifts they buy guns

    • myiq2xu says:

      I got my first gun as a Christmas present.

      • HELENK says:

        was it a beebee gun that would put your eye out kid?

        • myiq2xu says:

          .22 rifle

          Two years later I got a shotgun.

          They wouldn’t let me have a pistol until I was 10

        • Jadzia says:

          True story–although my own parents were not so pro-gun, the same could not be said for everybody else in our tiny town. I will never forget the year my best friend turned 10. She got 2 presents: a BB gun (which she used that year to scare the boys away from her house on Devils’ Night) and … permission to swear.

          I think that was when I began to realize that we were not living in the klassiest place in America.

      • catarina says:

        really? mine was for valentine’s day.
        best present ever!

  10. HELENK says:

    I saw this article and thought of a book I read years ago called
    Future Shock.
    We are not giving our kids a sense of permanence.
    I do understand in today’s economy this might be a good way for kids to have toys to play with.

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