This is not an Onion parody

Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis – both men and women – turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.


They may have a point. I lost my virginity on the same day I got my first car (a 1968 Camaro.)

There was no homosexuality or pornography involved though.



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9 Responses to This is not an Onion parody

  1. Glenn McGahee says:

    My mom drove a car and it did happen to me.

  2. Sadly I think if Obama could get away with laws like this, he would. And his Bros would love him for it.

  3. yttik says:

    As silly as the Saudi’s sound, we here in the US have had our own ridiculous ideas about sexuality. They aren’t quite so funny because we’re living in the middle of them, but they are just as backwards and asinine.

    At the moment I’m dealing with a black lipstick ban at school. Apparently it “promotes immorality and harms the learning environment.” Naturally, since this is America and these are teen agers we’re talking about, the moment that immorality notice went out, everybody bought themselves a tube of black lipstick.

  4. votermom says:

    Hm. I hate to break it to the Saudi religious council, but da wimmenz have been losing their viginity before marriage way before cars were invented.

  5. foxyladi14 says:

    I,m surprised they can even see good enough to drive.without running over a Camel. 😆

  6. elliesmom says:

    Couldn’t they come up with a combo seat/chastity belt?

  7. HELENK says:

    they are really not afraid of the women losing their virginity, but think what would happen if one of these sickos was crossing the street in front of a woman driving a car.
    OOPs my foot slipped off the brake, and I went to put the car in park to stop , it went to reverse and then drive and then reverse again 5 times

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