Fantasy F*ck Freebie Open Thread

Anyone who used to watch Friends knows what I’m talking about. You and your spouse/significant other each make a list of five celebrities you are allowed to have consequence free sex with if you ever get the chance. (They have to be celebrities because if you put a neighbor or co-worker on your list that’s liable to start a “discussion.”)

You can put any celebrity you want on your list – whoever floats your boat.

Here’s my list:

1. Faith Hill – If you want to know why I picked her just watch the video above. I’m still waiting out her marriage to Tim.

2. Shania Twain – She’s been on my list longer than any of the others – nearly twenty years. She’s holding up really well for someone who is pushing fifty. I wish I could say the same thing.

3. Charlize Theron – I’ve had a thing for her since I first saw her in Devil’s Advocate. Long, lean and she’s got a little bit of a mean streak too – the kind of girl you don’t want to piss off. (I find that physical danger adds a little spice.)

4. Jennifer Lopez – Did you see the dress she wore to the Grammys?

5. Megan Fox – Yeah, I know she’s only half my age but damn! Besides, this is my list, I can pick anyone I want.

So who’s on your list?

(h/t to Lola for the idea)

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38 Responses to Fantasy F*ck Freebie Open Thread

  1. jeffhas says:

    You like danger, but no Angelina Jolie….?

  2. driguana says:

    dang….been wracking my brain all day and can’t think of one celebrity that I’d like to have “consequence free sex ” with…..sorry….

    • votermom says:

      My favorite version of this game is what person in history would you most like to meet (for a day or a conversation or a game of chess/cards whatever)

      • angienc says:

        The game we used to play was “Three people — dead or alive — to have at a dinner party.” I’d definitely want Cleopatra & Marc Anthony — I’ve always been fascinated with them & I not only would want to have a conversation with them over dinner, I’d like to see them interact with each other, The third varies depending on my mood, but is usually Oscar Wilde.

        • myiq2xu says:

          1. Ben Franklin

          2. Rasputin

          3. Lucretia Borgia

        • You just want Rasputin because he could get you into a threesome with Lucretia Borgia. Admit it. :p

        • angienc says:

          Those three are good (although the idea of Rasputin at dinner scares me to be honest) especially as they cover different time periods too. See, my problem (as I’m often told when playing this game) is that I want Cleopatra *and* Marc Anthony, when they are the same period, but I can’t help it — I really want both of them to see them with each other.
          Ben Franklin/Cleopatra/Oscar Wilde is a much “better” (well-rounded) list.

        • angienc says:

          Only female list:
          1. Cleopatra
          2. Joan of Arc
          3. Elizabeth I

          Cleopatra, obviously, is my number 1 non-negotiable one, but having all female forces me to be more well-rounded (also, Joan of Arc & Elizabeth I are the 2 who trade places with Oscar Wilde in the regular list).

        • myiq2xu says:

          Mary Shelley, Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King.

        • angienc says:

          Ooh, only writers list:
          Lord Byron
          Oscar Wilde &
          Fyodor Dostoevsky

          (FTR, Lord Byron is often the third in the Cleo/Marc Anthony scenario instead of Oscar, Elizabeth I & Joan of Arc; Further, FTR, if I could have Lord Byron at my dinner party, I’d also have him for dessert afterward).

  3. 5. George Clooney (old crush of mine)
    4. Christian Bale
    3. Katie Holmes (I’d turn for her, temporarily)
    2. Todd Palin
    1. Daniel Craig

  4. foxyladi14 says:

    Tom Selleck. 🙂
    Todd Palin
    Randy Travis

  5. yttik says:

    Oo La La!

    I’ll take George Clooney, but if he does that weird thing with his neck, I’m throwing him out. I like Matt Damon too, but he’s dumber than a box of rocks, so I’d have to duct tape his mouth shut or he’ll ruin the whole fantasy.

    LOL, I guess some women just aren’t happy even with perfection! I think my problem is that my fantasies usually involve a recliner, some ugly slippers, and somebody else cooking dinner.

  6. angienc says:

    Meh. I don’t bother with these lists as I figure if I ever met any “star,” I’d be able to sleep with him if I wanted to (we women have it easier that way — no matter how rich or good looking, men are easy to get in the sack for one night). It’s straighter to the point to make a list of those I wouldn’t sleep with under any circumstances:

    1. Married ones;
    2. Any ones under 5 foot 9 (which cuts out about 85% of Hollywood male stars);
    3. Any under 30 (Twihards can rest easy I’m not interested in any of them); and
    4. George Clooney — on principle.

    The rest are on a case-by-case basis, if the opportunity arises.

  7. tommy says:

    No thanks. As a rule, celebs are lousy in bed. They depend on their physical beauty (whether male or female) to get by, so they don’t actually do anything. Might as well have sex with a dead log of wood.

  8. carol haka says:

    1. Kevin Costner. 2. Kevin Costner. 3. Kevin Costner. 4. Mr Big. 5. Mr. Big. Kevin has had the sexiest love scenes in his movies of any actors. When he kissed a woman she was kissed!

  9. I must live a boring life. I’d pick my husband over any of the stars. He’s a fabulous nerd from Italy—–a nerd with a difference!! Lola’s met my husband—–she probably understands what I’m talking about and if not, oh well……

  10. myiq2xu says:

    Two differences I have noticed between men’s and women’s volleyball:

    1. The men wear baggy shorts

    2. The men don’t do a group hug/fanny pat after every point.

  11. myiq2xu says:

    Looking at NBC schedule – when did “water sports” become an Olympic event?

  12. HELENK says:

    this story made my day

    American Flags still standing on the moon

  13. Some material for you tomorrow, myiq:

    Graham Spanier might have been ousted from his post at the helm of Penn State over the sex-abuse scandal that engulfed the university, but it seems he’s found a backup employer: the American taxpayer.

  14. melisshka says:

    I’m waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy late to the party, but here’s my list. In absolutely no particular order.

    1. Chris Meloni (Eliot Stabler – Law and Order SVU) – He’s just yummy.

    2. Vince Vaughn – He’s money, baby.

    3. Craig Ferguson – funny & Scottish.

    4. John Corbett – Loved him in Northern Exposure and Sex and the City

    5. Tom Colicchio – So long as he cooks for me and never mentions politics.

    • carol haka says:

      I would definately do a roll in the hay with Craig! He’s a good guy as long as you don’t try to marry him.


  15. foxyladi14 says:

    Scotty Brown.yum 😉

  16. trixta says:

    For sheer hunkiness:

    1. Antonio Sabato Jr.

    2. Mathew McConaghey

    3a). Robert Redford (in his hey day and before plastic surgery)

    3b). Clark Gable (but only in that Rhett Butler outfit!)

    For sheer brains, creative talent, and cultured conversation:

    4. Carlos Fuentes — author, diplomat, candidate for Nobel Prize in Lit.
    (Heard him speak once to a large audience and met him afterward.)

    5. Jean-Marie Le Clezio — author, Nobel Laureate (Literature) (He was also a guest instructor in my undergrad French lit class.)

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