Presidential Debate Drunk Klown Blog I

It’s Oktoberfest!

Forget the drinking games, I’m just gonna keep slamming ’em back until I run out or pass out.

My predictions:

1. Obama will perform much better than last time (it would be hard not to).

2. Romney will win.

3. The media will declare Obama the winner and talk about his big comeback.

4. Ima gonna get really hammered.

Just remember, the more you drink, the better I look.

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215 Responses to Presidential Debate Drunk Klown Blog I

  1. myiq2xu says:

    If Romney wins we’re all gonna die!

  2. swanspirit says:

    Romney will win , Am wondering how long before the name Clinton is mentioned , either one 😉

  3. Jonathan Alter. Unbelievable. Literally.

  4. So, elect him so he won’t feel bad?

    Can’t we just give him a trophy and send him home?

  5. myiq2xu says:

  6. myiq2xu says:

    When this thread gets over 100 comments I will close it and open a fresh one.

  7. I cannot multi-task with this debate stuff (except Ryan/Biden after the first 30 minutes cuz it was SO BAD cuzza Ole Joe) so i’ll be making popcorn in about 10 minutes and will BBL – unless it’s a complete route in the first 1/2 hour.

    I REALLY want to hear what they say. Moreso, I want to watch Obumbles and CC get all flustered

    Have fun!

    Can’t wait to catch up.

  8. swanspirit says:

    I am watching C-span , they just told everyone they were part of history, but don’t insert yourself into the proceedings . No applause boos noise texts tweets ordering pizza just sit there .

  9. myiq2xu says:

    I’ll be watching tv while switching back and forth between here and twitter.

    I’ll also be drinking beer and occasionally checking the spam filter for lost comments.

    THAT’S multi-tasking Klown style

  10. swanspirit says:

    Here’s CANDY!!!her mic just broke lol

  11. wmcb says:

    I’ll be back and forth between here and twitter, but likely won’t comment a lot because trying to pay attention!

  12. myiq2xu says:

    I’m gonna switch between CNN and FOX during the debate, then over to MSNBC as soon as the debate ends.

  13. votermom says:

    DWTS – They are picking teams for next week and Bristol/Mark are picked last. What that poor girl has to go thru.

  14. myiq2xu says:

    Okay, the calm before the storm.

  15. cj says:

    Romney won the coin toss again, lol.

  16. myiq—bet the media won’t be so quick to pick a winner——except for Tingles of course….

  17. DeniseVB says:

    I have Romney for the win since Obama’s got his magical foreign and domestic record to defend. 😀

  18. I’m gonna be sick…

  19. myiq2xu says:

    Candy shoulda brushed her hair.

  20. Candy’s makeup is the best I’ve ever seen on her…they gave her a top artist this time

  21. Starting to feel sick, knowing I am gonna have to listen to Obie for the next 90 mins.

  22. myiq2xu says:

    Nobody has eyebrows that curve like that.

  23. big empty chair tonight

  24. swanspirit says:

    Romney wins on looks

  25. myiq2xu says:

    Romney takes the first question.

    Job after college?

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  27. bigger ears than usual……means more BS than usual

  28. votermom says:

    Mitt’s answer to 1st q was vague imo. But good telling peeps about the scholarship he set up in MA.

  29. sleepyhead says:

    Wow, Barry has gone gray overnight!

  30. DeniseVB says:

    Why hasn’t BO been doing things the past few years to create jobs?

  31. wmcb says:

    Booo. Obama launches into stuff unrelated to kid’s question to do scattershot pimping of various aspects of his stump speech.

  32. myiq2xu says:

  33. Mary says:

    Detroit is not “surging back,” Mr. President. You’re full of it.

  34. swanspirit says:

    Obama seems ill at ease again

  35. taw46 says:

    The president took the auto industry bankrupt.

  36. gxm17 says:

    I’m bored already. 😛

  37. cj says:

    Romney sounds nervous. Good answer about the GM bankrupcy though.

  38. Obie sounds like a smart ass.

  39. myiq2xu says:

    Obama goes Biden on Romney.

    “He’s got a one-point plan”

  40. Mary says:

    O’s not talking to the kid. Just rattling off talking points.

  41. swanspirit says:

    Obama is in full lying mode

  42. myiq2xu says:

    Obama is saving his hard hits for when Romney won’t get a chance to respond.

  43. gxm17 says:

    Is Divine moderating this debate? I thought she had joined the choir invisible.

  44. Obama still seems like he doesn’t want to be there.

  45. cj says:

    Crowley’s limiting the rebuttal. Bad move.

  46. votermom says:

    ooh Sec Chu!!!!
    Bambi word fog incoming!!!!!!!!!!

  47. angienc says:

    Again with that fucking tax break for shipping jobs overseas line. Anyone who believes the US Tax Code gives “tax breaks” to companies to jobs overseas is a moron.

  48. Lulu says:

    OK, I already had to leave the living room. My husband said Obama is in full asshole mode and is talking back to him. I cannot hear a thing. Back to the office cubby for me.

  49. kanaughty says:

    omg, what the hell is ob talking about, talking points?

  50. myiq2xu says:

    As soon as Obama mentioned Romney the CNN numbers dropped.

  51. DeniseVB says:

    BO’s an expert on energy independence while NOT allowing drilling permits, pipelines, etc.

    Git ‘im Mitt….

  52. myiq2xu says:

    I may not have enough beer.

  53. kanaughty says:

    ob keeps blinking, he is falling asleep…

  54. Mary says:

    Go Mitt! Good full answer.

  55. DM says:

    Mitt just whacked Obama’s answer regarding energy production.

  56. kanaughty says:

    mitt has charisma, i gotta say.

  57. DM says:

    Mitt’s voice sounds a little nervous, more than Obama’s

  58. kanaughty says:

    oh god ahole ob is back in full force and it is just annoying… natural gas is appearing magically… hahaha.

  59. swanspirit says:

    Shut up Candy and omg Obama is lying

  60. gxm17 says:

    Someone needs to remind Obama that he is the previous president.

  61. kanaughty says:

    ojees, i just had a bs alert in my brain, did mitt really say coal kills or did ob just make that up off the top of his head?

  62. kanaughty says:

    oh i love it, he keeps going back, so that is not what you have done in the last 4 years.

  63. Lulu says:

    Obama is blithering. They gave him a different drug cocktail this time to get him jumping around.

  64. kanaughty says:

    ob is trying to act like he wasn’t prez for the last 4 years.

  65. kanaughty says:

    ob looks like a fool up there.

  66. swanspirit says:

    LOL Obama doesn’t have an answer for a direct question

  67. mcnorman says:

    barack stole biden’s bath salts

  68. kanaughty says:

    oh yeah a fist fight!

  69. britgirls says:

    Oooooh!!! Getting nasty out there!!

  70. holy crap they are gonna punch each other?

  71. votermom says:

    You’ll get your chance in a moment!

  72. kanaughty says:

    i love how mitt is calling him out, that is great.

  73. cj says:

    Obama thought he was going to bring it to Romney, ROFLMAO!

  74. swanspirit says:

    Romney is kickin butttttttt

  75. DM says:

    love it.

  76. kanaughty says:

    ok candy needs to ask a new question. this is getting no where now…

  77. Mary says:

    Candy just gave O an assist. Not fair.

  78. myiq2xu says:

    The CNN numbers by undecideds aren’t moving much.

  79. kanaughty says:

    the gas price was awesome because we were about to go in decline? um.. .does that make sense?

  80. swanspirit says:

    Obama has lost it and Candy is trying to help him , but it is not helping

  81. taw46 says:

    Keep at it, Mitt. I want to see the idiot explode on the stage.

  82. kanaughty says:

    ok, move on from the unicorn man.

  83. cj says:

    Obama’s voice is about an octave above normal. Fucking annoying.

  84. kanaughty says:

    i want to hear about libya now.

  85. sleepyhead says:

    Win the future!

  86. DeniseVB says:

    How many jobs did Obama green investments lose?

  87. kanaughty says:

    omg, move on… yes!!!

  88. DeniseVB says:

    Obama sounds like Alan Colmes tonight.

  89. Lulu says:

    Romney is not going to let her cut him off. Did Obama just jeer?

  90. taw46 says:

    Can’t stand Candy repeat. “I promise I’ll give you a chance”.

  91. kanaughty says:

    yes, i like this wonky romney with all the facts…

  92. votermom says:

  93. kanaughty says:

    i like all these facts as compared to all the ambiguous fluff ob is spewing off.

  94. Mary says:

    No tax on your middle class savings (under $200,00 per year).
    Oh, hell yeah.

  95. And Mitt is coming across very reassuring and the meter goes up when he speaks. It stays flat when O goes on (CNN)

  96. kanaughty says:

    ob is leaning on his shoulder trying to stay awake.

  97. kanaughty says:

    blaming bush again.

  98. Mary says:

    Give us relief, O? You made our health insurance increase by $2500-$3000. bite me

  99. britgirls says:

    Mitt’s getting some of his best lines from Biden’s gaffes … heh!

  100. kanaughty says:

    oh blahblahblah…

  101. attacking the wealthy again—-aha BILL CLINTON!!!

  102. kanaughty says:

    ob is turning all actory again.

  103. Lulu says:

    Now he is spewing ARITHMETIC word fog. Ugh.

  104. DeniseVB says:

    Obama’s giving snippets of his stump speech.

  105. Mary says:

    They don’t want tax cuts if they don’t have jobs, O.

  106. kanaughty says:

    i don’t know if ob understands that some of those people in the audience might be making more than 250k so he is basically yelling at them.

  107. Mary says:

    Mitt mentions unemployed women. Woo-hoo

  108. Simofish says:


  109. DeniseVB says:

    Obama is not a math whiz is he ?

    Or a wordsmith ?

  110. votermom says:

  111. kanaughty says:

    ok ob is saying things again that mitt has changed on at this point, so he is putting words in his mouth.

  112. taw46 says:

    Big Bird!

  113. kanaughty says:

    enough ob enough!

  114. pipermn says:

    He’s smirking again. Thank goodness for the mute button – can’t stand listening to his bull-shat. He can’t run on his record so he attacks Mitt. There he goes again with Big Bird.

  115. Lulu says:

    What is with his voice going all squeaky at the end of every damn sentence?

  116. kanaughty says:

    he is totally preachy…

  117. DM says:

    Romney is talking to the disappointed Obama voter.

  118. votermom says:

  119. Karma says:

    Now it’s 7 or 8 trillion….thought it was 5 trillion….Obama lies on top of lies.

  120. kanaughty says:

    good answer mitt. of course they add up… because of my past history..

  121. Mary says:

    “We have the president’s own record.” Woot!

  122. britgirls says:

    This stilted way that Obama is talking is driving me nuts. Did they give him electric shocks every time he ummmmed and ahhhhed during debate prep?

  123. Karma says:

    I am tired of Candy kneecapping his responses…..this doesn’t make Obama look presidential no matter how much the Obots think it helps.

  124. cj says:

    Mitt has to be careful & not get too belligerent with Crowley. (as much as she deserves it)

  125. Lulu says:

    He was raised by his grandparents and before that by a stepfather. Liar.

  126. DM says:

    Americans don’t care about math, imho. Voters want to know that the president wants to change course.

  127. swanspirit says:

    O dear goddess the single mom and grandmother “malarky”

  128. DeniseVB says:

    Pulling grandma out from under the bus …

  129. Mary says:

    Lily Ledbetter. Groan…….

  130. myiq2xu says:

    Lily Ledbetter!

  131. I HATE it when Obama addresses women’s economic issues. He’s a phony!! Lily Ledbetter Bill moved the ball the equivalent of half an inch down the field. He’s no champion of women.

    BTW—-women STILL make only 77 cents on the man ‘s dollar four years later……

  132. taw46 says:

    Hypocrite, he pays female staffers less.

  133. DeniseVB says:

    Obama pays his female staffers less than the males. Bring it Mitt ….

  134. cj says:

    I hope Romney notes that BO’s female staffers are paid less than the male ones in his WH.

  135. DM says:

    Mitt brings the point home with the math.

  136. gxm17 says:

    No you didn’t fix that. Unless the Paycheck Fairness Act passed when I wasn’t looking.

  137. Mary says:

    Student loans….. yeah, but when they graduate, there aren’t any jobs. Do you GET that, O?

  138. kanaughty says:

    oh i am liking this already! this story about hiring women.

    • kanaughty says:

      this is a real story about hiring women and being fair to women. it is direct and not all wishy washy and all over the place like ob’s answer.

  139. Mitt had a gender neutral cabinet yeah!!!! keep talking about it!!!

  140. Karma says:

    Geez…..he is so predictable.

    My lame law fixed it….blah, blah, blah

    Mitt actually pays his women more while Obama just talks about it.

  141. DM says:

    Romney is gonna do great with this question about equal pay.

  142. DeniseVB says:

    Mitt sounds like a great boss 😀

  143. myiq2xu says:

    New thread up!

    Closing this one.

  144. swanspirit says:

    Mitt has actually worked with women shock and awe !!!

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