You Might Be an Obamacrat

Ben LaBolt at the White House Halloween party.

If you’re wearing a vagina-themed costume this Halloween, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you cared enough to protest Gitmo in 2004, but not in 2012 (it’s still open, dork), you might be an Obamacrat.

If you think Big Bird, binders, and bayonets would be some cool free shit, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you participated in Occupy Wall Street and are still voting for Barack “$15 million dollar Bank of America loan” Obama, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you resent Romney’s wealth, but thought Jayzee’s Armand de Brignac 18 foot champagne tower was cool, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you wish your daughter looked like Trayvon, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you said, “Fuck yeah!” when you heard Obama called Romney a bullshitter, you might be an Obamcrat.

If you didn’t build that, you might be an Obamacrat.

If you’ve recently called a Democrat stupid or fake, and live near de Nile you might be an Obamacrat.

If your #firsttime was with a liar and a cheat, you might be an Obamacrat.

Add your own in this open thread!

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46 Responses to You Might Be an Obamacrat

  1. Pips says:

    Hmmm, about those bayonets … and the Navy:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Marine Corps ! Love the Navy too 🙂

      • Pips says:

        Heh, Denise. 🙂

        But as an old Danish saying goes: “Hvad forstår bønder sig på agurkesalat” = “What do hillbillies know about pickled cucumber.” To be taken as both an explanation and an excuse for lack of knowledge on a certain subject.

        Actually I do know about ‘agurkesalat’. 😉

    • DeniseVB says:

      One more….I love these guys, should be on every one’s Bucket List when they visit DC…in this case…France. The boys get around 🙂

  2. Warning: NSFW, or for fragile minds.

    If you recently purchased an Obamarator, you might be an Obamacrat.

  3. yttik says:

    If you plan on driving yourself and a bunch of friends to the polls on election day and you live in a state that votes by mail… might be an Obamacrat.

  4. wyntre says:

    Ewwwwwwwww! That PIC! Mind bleach will no erase that image.

  5. votermom says:

    check out the article

    • votermom says:

      • britgirls says:

        “No one at any level in the CIA told anybody not to help those in need; claims to the contrary are simply inaccurate.”

        So the refusal to help came from the WH?

        I would not be the least bit surprised. I think Obama is just a dithering fool and didn’t know what to do. So he put it off and went to bed.

    • Constance says:

      I believe that.

  6. yttik says:

    Here’s some Obamacrats learning about Obama’s policies:

  7. myiq2xu says:

    If you ever wore a shirt that said “Sarah Palin is a c**t” you might be an Obamacrat.

  8. wmcb says:

    Interesting. As I’ve taken to posting more pro-Romney or anti-Obama stuff on my facebook page, my liberal American friends are mostly silent. The only ones I get much pushback from are Europeans who don’t live here.

    • Jadzia says:

      Funny, the ONLY liberal on my list of Facebook friends who posts anti-Obama stuff (and I suspect may even vote for Romney) is a fellow expat. And gay. He drank the kool-aid the first time around, and about six months after this administration took office, sent me a very nice “you were right and I was wrong” note, so he’s one of my favorite people right now.

      That said, the media coverage I have seen here in France (keeping in mind that my language skills suck) has been pretty slanted towards the big O.

  9. If you work for ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, The NYT, The WaPo, or Politico, you might be an Obamacrat.

  10. DeniseVB says:

    8pm Virginia Coastie update on Sandy:

    We’ve had Cat 3 and 4’s pass closer than this and only got sprinkles and gentle breezes. Though still not sure what “it’s going to explode” means?

    Looking forward to Frankenstorm2 post going up overnight 🙂

  11. votermom says:

  12. Constance says:

    OK here is a partial theory. Remember that Seattle Times article that said one of the terrorists involved in the Libya attack had died this week in Egypt? So what if the attacking terrorists were Egyptians not Libyans. They came across the border in some pre arranged deal with the White house to kidnap but not harm our Ambassador, giving Obama a chance to look Presidential as well as trade the “Blind Sheik” back to Egypt which many people think he wants to do. But instead of a simple kidnapping of a diplomat who was left unprotected they got a bunch of ready for action warriors who were not in on Obama’s farce.

    Seriously if they are having a cover up there has to be something to cover up. Also since the Seals were involved there had to be some dead guys on the other side so how many were there and who were they. They might have been Egyptians.

  13. Erica says:

    If you called Bill or Hillary Clinton a racist, you definitely are an Obamacrat.

  14. t says:

    If you still think the Cheeto is a credible information source…..

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