Here’s the plan – I’ll be watching FOX News (cuz Megyn Kelly is totally hot) until they call the race for either Mitt Romney or Bronco Bamma. Then I’ll either switch over to MSNBC to watch the heads explode or I will turn off the television and slit my wrists with a dirty spork.
If I go for more that 10-15 minutes without making a comment, I have either passed out or I am bleeding out on the floor. If I come back you’ll know which one it was.
Pray for my liver. I plan to abuse it like a stolen Geo Metro.
And now, a moment of prayer:
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I am FREAKING out !!
FUCK !!!
Don’t freak out yet. Wait like Myiq until we know.
I’m freaking out too!
Not to be insensitive, but is there a backup plan if you do pass out. Who will turn over new threads for us.
These are the times for which men’s brains are designed. It’s why one side is totally unhooked from the other. Calmness in the presence of impending disaster and all that.
Allow your inner macho to revel in your courage in the face of adversity, your steadfastness under the gun
And then go take a shower ’cause your BO stinks.
Nervous with a fuzzy head & butterflies in my stomach. Not a good combo…should’ve skipped the wine tonight. blech
you are making me laugh myiq—–who said only women are the melodramatic drama queens?
I’m at peace, because Romney is the better man and I voted for him. I hope most Americans agreed with me today.
When I look at Mitt and Ann, I feel like they are totally at peace with the result as well. I always tell my kids to do their best and then let it go. My whole family voted for Romney and my sister ‘declined’ to vote because she couldn’t vote for O but couldn’t vote for a republican. Of course, we live in Maryland so none of it really matters. I think it is so cool that Americans worry about their votes so much even though the electoral college disses so many of our votes.
Obama tried to make it a lady’s parts campaign, but the voters didn’t buy his diversion.
Vodka. Vodka in large quantities. The TV is getting a bit blurry.
We just discovered, Tito’s Handmade Vodka, out of Texas, it’s our new favorite. Kept running into reviews about the stuff when we were going to give some bottles of Absolut and Grey Goose to someone who never had either. I was trying to find info about the various filtering processes of the brands. So he got three bottles of vodka.
http://titosvodka.com/about/
I wore my Romney/Ryan T-shirt under my blouse today and flashed my co-workers. (I’ll let you know if I get a pink slip tomorrow.)
Last time I flashed my co-workers I got to spend the night at the Gray Bar Hotel.
That’ll teach you to do it in court.
Didn’t Bronco win Indiana last time?
Yes. But that state went to Romney a long time ago.
yes—it was Bronco last time in Indy…..
CNN has already called VA for the fraud. KY for Romney, FLA 50/50
My stomach hurts, if FL fucks this up again I will spit!
CNN is stupid.
I am flipping channels- I had ABC on- but then Brazilenut started spewing and I could not look at the dead squirrel on her head anymore.
Going to keep flipping
VA is still “too close to call.”
I think you’re thinking Vermont?
VA stopped reporting because voting went past closing time.
I don’t want guesses, I want NUMBERS!
10 pm Eastern guys, 10 pm Eastern đŸ˜€
LOL…that dirty spork idea is brilliant. But I will join you in abusing my liver, sick or not, don’t want to watch this sober.
And….The 13th Warrior….great movie! That’s a don’t miss.
Will somebody keep and eye on Twitter for me?
I can’t multi-task when I’m drunk.
hello everyone, i started on some wild turkey. i just don’t see how ob wins virginia. i lived there, i know what it is like… i just don’t get it if the fraud wins it đŸ˜¦
If you want to feel better, watch Fox – they have the electoral numbers in the corner… currently Romney leads 24-3…
THAAAAAT’s the spirit.
OMG! I think Alan Grayson is winning again in Orlando! WTF is WRONG with those people!
I don’t know FF. Right now I’m getting really pissed at my fellow Floridians.
I’m not liking things right now. I know which counties a D has to win. I would say the only positive I can find is that the margins in the blue counties don’t seem to be as wide as 2008…….so maybe with a big turnout across other parts of the state Romney can pull it out.
The cats apparently don’t care for Karaoke Night at Kasa de Klown
I got door-bell ditched by two of my cats last week. One of them has taken to scratching on the front door, with a different scratch then usual, no less. Does a goofy, twist and pivot, and then scampers down the walk-way. He is huge, so it’s funny to watch.
But I swear you could practically hear the giggling as the two of them scampered off.
ROFL!
@secupp
VT called for Obama. This thing’s over.
lol
OH & VA still too close to call, according to Fox.
Which of the “news”casters looks more giddy?
FOX is being very even-handed tonight. No giddiness in sight.
CBS is actually being rather even-handed, too. I’m surprised.
Fox tends to be that way on election night. Of course, being king of the hill in the “news” ratings helps.
Thanks be!
Romney wins SC, IN, KY, WV (33 EV)
Obama grabs VT (3 EV)
It is shocking that VT goes to obama. They are usually so conservative. /s
^^This^^ is the Klown’s theme song
I’m streaming CNN on one computer, Fox on another and doing twitter, Hi44, John Smart TCH and the USGS Earthquake page. PBS on in the living room
I am about to drink~
Seems like the right idea… too much info, FF!
LOL, y’all have to calm down! Seriously, it’s early! The media is still just guessing. Also, don’t panic if some of the early numbers lean Obama. It just means they’re counting the early votes first.
Sheesh you guys, our polls are still open for three more hours.
BUT OBAMA WON VERMONT!!!!
LOL, actually not even that is certain! The media is making a projection. We actually have to let the states count the votes.
The media is prepared to call the election based on vague exit polls and analyst’s opinions. It’s so easy to forget that there are actual ballots and that we count them.
Thanks, I needed that. I was climbing out on the ledge.
I don’t want to get rotten tomatoes thrown at me, but I don’t think they should announce anything until the whole country has voted. Except maybe Hawaii, or they could vote on Monday.
HONK! I agree! As much as it would suck waiting- too influence when they are basically just guessing anyway-
THIS!
Sorry, information is information and a democracy should not limit information. Too bad they all chose to live west of where most of the people live and vote. If they don’t want to know how we voted then all they need to do is refrain from watching the news.
Word is, re Virginia—-people still in line when polls closed at 7. Will report later, probably around 8 pm.
newsmax’s site has alot of great tweets….
http://www.newsmax.com/?s=al&promo_code=1099E-1
ackkkk. i can’t handle it anymore, more turkey for me… awe, i feel bettter now…. hick!
i want to see a lot of red on that map tonight, so there is hope for tomorrow…
according to google VA with 6 in has Mitt leading 59 to 38
Have a drink for me – can’t indulge because of reflux.
Due to long lines at polling places, Virginia will report results at 8 p.m. instead of 7 p.m. Voters can cast their ballots if they are in line before polls close. The statement from the State Board of Elections:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/11/06/virginia-delays-reporting-of-results/?Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost
49-3 was the final score of the Niners/Chargers Super Bowl
Just sayin’
Beer cold, vodka in freezer. Twitter on another tab, all I can manage right now! đŸ™‚ Don’t know how long I’ll last but hoping to see some new beginnings. Cheers, TCH!!
omg guys, i have abc on cause i only have basic channels now, ugg brazille… but also all this race talk is sickening and i am a asian pacific islander! i have had enough of all this race talk… annoying.
hi myiq, can you please let us know when you post new threads so i am not commenting to myself đŸ˜› haha… thanks you’re a doll, or a clown doll i mean… đŸ™‚
Those clown dolls are scary…LOL
Oh, these people. If you don’t vote for O you’re a racist. And if he loses, it’s because the Republicans cheated and suppressed voters. I honestly think they’re past praying for.
Okay, Obama just collected some states we already knew he was gonna win anyway. FOX has it at 78-71 Obama
Anybody know which are the big counties in VA? I suspect they’ll go to Obama..
I’m not sure; but I’ve lived here all my life and VA has gone red for as long as I remember… until four years ago. They say it’s because of Northern Virginia which is where a large chunk of the population lives and over the last decade has become more “hipster” with a lot of younger and/or Dem-leaning voters moving in. (Northern Virginians are always threatening to secede.) I’ve live here all my life and I just don’t get it. My state always went for the candidate I didn’t vote for. Then I stopped voting Dem and it went blue. Weird. But I think it’s because of Northern Virginia. If the turnout is low in Northern Virginia but high in the rest of VA, then IMO that would be a good sign for Romney.
FWIW, when I voted this morning in Loudoun County, the turnout was normal, and as the day went on, I was told that traffic went down. My husband went at lunchtime and he was in and out. Same for my son who went after work. Loudoun County is in Northern Virginia, just “outside the beltway.” My buddy who voted during peak hours in Alexandria (an “inside the beltway” Northern Virginia Dem stronghold) said that turnout was lighter at his polling place than 2008.
o’reilly being a real debbie downer.
I had to mute him. I have no idea why the windbag has such high ratings.
LOL I had to mute Juan Williams. Just can’t stand him anymore.
Oh yeah, I mute him everytime he comes on, lol.
He thinks Sandy made O look good and changed people’s minds. I can’t believe that. I live in Brooklyn and am currently sitting in an apartment w/o heat or water (although I do have power now). Seeing O with Gov. Christie just pissed me off.
Glad you finally have power. ; )
Great news about the power. And hope the heat and water makes it to you before that next storm does.
It’s only 5:07 and I am stressed.
I can’t believe our media is so corrupt. Again, another election that they prop up this asshole. If Obama wins I will SCREAM for the next 4 years every where I go. AND I WILL NOT A GOOD NEIGHBOR. I LIVE AMONST OBOTS – FUCK THEM.
CNN showing 64-40 Obama EC votes. Fox showing 78-71 O.
Bias much CNN?
I am with people – work situation – who are watching CNN. It’s painful–normally I avoid it like the plague, and it’s such a constant O Love Fest. Nauseating.
Dang it! My husband is watching NBC and being a total eeyore!!!
*deep breaths*
Muting BillO since he said christie lost it for R when he hugged O.
John King being surprised in mid-stroke as his Florida Maps change to red by counties! LOL
more please LOL
lol !
LOL
In retrospect, it probably would have been better if I had eaten some food before I started to imbibe.
this ^^^
I didn’t have enough scotch to last the evening, so I found a lovely bottle of Port! LOL
Panhandle results not in yet. Panhandle is VERY red.
Oh thank you for that reality check!! Florida is freaking me out right now.
I cracked open something called Garrison Brothers 2012 bourbon and now I want to load my shotgun. I might ought to drink some coffee.
I just remembered ! I have some Amoretto in the dry sink!! yaaay
*Amaretto yaaay
Running outta booze. We’ll be on freaking glue within the hour!!
Yes. Panhandle is very red and if the conservatives turned out then that’s good news for Romney.
Just checked the Virginia map and I agree with Rove, it’s good news for Romney, looks like Southern VA turned out for him.
FWIW, Rove sez good news for Romney in Virginia, Florida and Ohio.
OK – I took a couple pills — because I don’t drink — I prefer pills. Feeling a little more relaxed.
I like what Rove had to say.
What did he say–I need some good news. CNN is depressing the hell out of me.
gateway pundit
Wisconsin Looks Good for Romney Campaign
Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, November 6, 2012, 7:09 PM
Here is what we have so far from Wisconsin:
We are at our vote goal in Madison
Over goal among middle aged voters
Winning independents by almost 7 points.
I like to wash pills down with beer.
The idea of Mike pHuckabee at POTUS scares me.
He’s probably a nice guy but I don’t want any religious fanatics in charge.
Does anyone else think Huckabee should be nick-named Bucky Beaver ?
Damn, I got lasagne on my lucky Raiders shirt.
I’m fighting a cold, and the cold is winning, so I’m gonna follow my vino with a Nyquil chaser and head to bed. That’s the beauty of not having a horse in the race. But, believe me, I’m with you in spirit folks!
Guys relax buzz was that MSM is not calling FL or VA “early” for Romney to demoralize Romney voters out west in CO & NV — that gossip was going around at AoSHQ a few nights back from someone who allegedly had a good source.
BTW — I’m at dinner snuck in bathroom to see what was up. BBL
FF I wish you lived closer I’d have you over for some scotch. I have a couple of bottles of Lagavulin.
Florida is upsetting me too people and I’m a Floridian. The positive I can see is that O doesn’t seem to be winning the blue counties by the margins he did in 2008…….but still I have knots in my stomach
New thread up!
Closing this one.
*just woke up* who xon?