Here’s the plan – I’ll be watching FOX News (cuz Megyn Kelly is totally hot) until they call the race for either Mitt Romney or Bronco Bamma. Then I’ll either switch over to MSNBC to watch the heads explode or I will turn off the television and slit my wrists with a dirty spork.
If I go for more that 10-15 minutes without making a comment, I have either passed out or I am bleeding out on the floor. If I come back you’ll know which one it was.
Pray for my liver. I plan to abuse it like a stolen Geo Metro.
And now, a moment of prayer: