The Mayan Apocalypse is rapidly approaching. Maybe. Assuming the Mayans were correct, here’s my question:
What time will the world end?
Will it end at the beginning of December 21st, or at the end? Will it end on local time (for the Mayans) or on UTC/GMT?
I would really hate to miss the end of the world because I was asleep or busy taking a dump. I would like to work up a pleasant buzz, make a few phone calls to say goodbye to my loved ones and fuck you to my enemies, then go somewhere where I would have a nice view of what happens.
I ain’t expecting to ascend to Heaven but I’m guessing I will be thinking some deep thoughts on religion in those final moments.
The truth is I’ll probably be right here on Doomsday, making fun of the suckers while secretly hoping they’re wrong and I’m right. But one thing is for sure, no matter what happens this weekend I’ve already accomplished my goal of spending all my money and maxing out my credit before I die.
This is an open thread.