The Morning After The End Of The World Open Thread

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If you can read this then the Apocalypse hasn’t arrived yet. I didn’t see the point of writing a post if nobody was gonna be here to read it.

Oops.


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79 Responses to The Morning After The End Of The World Open Thread

  1. myiq2xu (D) says:

    All those people cowering in their underground bunkers this morning are gonna feel real silly.

  2. Gojoyknocks says:

    speaking of oops, I just linked linked to a Blog We Mock. must now smash iPad with hammer and pray it is the end of the world.

  3. Well not only is the world continuing on- the promised snow has not materialized either.
    So now I suppose I have to do all that laundry I was putting off just in case.

  4. tommy says:

    semi-limp!

  5. myiq2xu (D) says:

    This is really unfair to Jerry Springer:

    Piers Morgan, the New Jerry Springer

    Jerry always behaves professionally. It’s his guest who are assholes.

  6. myiq2xu (D) says:

    Smoking Gun:

    Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

    According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

  7. tommy says:

    My worst nightmare. ‘A Coffin that plays your favourite tunes in afterlife – Do you have a passion for music that you’ll take to the grave? A Swedish coffin company is helping loved ones stream music straight to the recently departed. The world’s first ‘Di-Hi-Fi’ CataCombo Sound System, which costs around $29910, is aimed at music lovers who don’t want to rest in peace. Using the system, people can compile their own personal playlists before they die and the music will be streamed into their coffin. Even whey they have gone, relatives can update the songs for their dearly departed via Spotify and ‘Catatomb app’ using a touchscreen built into the gravestone. The music is piped into the casket via two-way front speakers, 4 inch mid-bass drivers, ‘divine’ tweeters and ‘a hell-of-an-8-inch subwoofer. They are powered and finetuned to the coffin’s unique interior acoustic space which is fitted with an external cooling system so they don’t overheat. “Just because you are dead, you should not be deprived of the life enhancing power of music. Some people believe that a beautiful melody can reach beyond our senses. Now you can expect nothing less than godlike comfort and heavenly sound from the catacoffin,” inventor Fredrik Hjelmquist of Stockholm, Sweden said. “This is designed to allow customers to embrace their passion for music, in this life and the next. Hi-Fi is my biggest passion in life, and I will take it to the grave. People in Sweden are so stuck up about death – I wanted to give them something to laugh about. I was very afraid of death and I wanted to lighten it up a bit,” he said’. This is bad. Atleast when I’m dead, I want some peace and quiet. Hope my siblings don’t get to hear bout this. Since I live oceans away from them, they’re unable to pi** me off. But after I kick the bucket, just out of spite, they may try this stunt. Any of you who have kids who nurse a grudge against you, pray that they don’t hear bout this. Cos then, you’ll be miserable in death too. Lol

  8. tommy says:

    Forget limp, or semi-limp. More like shrivelled.

    • tommy says:

      Sorry bout the repost. This is the problem when commenting via a cellphone. Its as bad as the musical coffin.

  9. fif says:

    Well, it IS really windy here in NY. Does that count?

  10. driguana says:

    Happy winter Solstice! Build a fire!

  11. yttik says:

    It is the end of the world. The weather promised warmer temps and rain and instead we’re frozen solid. Now I’ve got to scrape ice off the car and drive slow all day.

  12. SNOWING! FINALLY! Horrible rain and wind last night- the dog was going nuts- I thought for sure a tree was gonna come down!
    But the snow has begun and it is blowing like crazy out there.
    White fudge done, first tray of rugelah in the oven and a load of wash in.
    Fucking Mayans!

  13. DeniseVB says:

    Well, who didn’t see this coming ….

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/dec/20/us-on-alert-for-islamist-anger-to-zero-dark-thirty/

    I’m sure we’ll be arresting the filmmakers responsible. Heh.

  14. swanspirit says:

    Since the world didn’t end , here is a treat

  15. myiq2xu (D) says:

    Carly Rose Sonenclar Family Blames LeAnn Rimes for X Factor Loss

    But did LeAnn Rimes actually swing the voting in the direction of this aspiring country music star?

    Yes, according to the family of runner-up Carly Rose Sonenclar, following that 13-year old’s duet of “How Do I Live” on Wednesday’s final performance show.

    Talk of LeAnn Rimes drunk on stage circulated after the wobbly rendition, with the troubled singer’s rep initially blaming Sonenclar for his client’s woes, telling TMZ Rimes was trying to help a “nervous” Carly Rose.

    Is that really what the above performance looks like to anyone else?

    Rimes went on to claim she never uttered a negative word about Sonenclar, but TMZ is standing by the rep’s quote.

    Insiders say that Sonenclar’s mother and other relatives are simply aghast that Rimes would direct any blame at all toward Carly Rose, especially considering how she clearly out-sang LeAnn on-air.

    I like country music but Tate Stevens was nothing special. No way did that chunky karaoke cowboy deserve first place.

  16. piper says:

    Well, we at least have a white Christmas, rained all day with snow arriving about 8PM. Less than an inch on roadways cars and trucks slipping and sliding trying to drive as if there were clear roads. Cold and blustery winds with a bit of sun is our forecast which translates to stay indoors relaxing and reading.
    As for those Mayans better luck next year.

  17. myiq2xu (D) says:

    For you alliterative types:

  18. piper says:

    Saw that Bronco is gonna fix our culture that luvs gun – just words from a narcissist that never fixed anything in his life.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/12/21/obama-vows-to-fix-american-culture-that-glorifies-guns-and-violence/

  19. foxyladi14 says:

    HE is delusional. 🙂

  20. HELENK says:

    At funeral, President Obama says that Sen. Daniel Inouye ‘hinted to me what might be possible in my own life’ – @KellyO

    even at the funeral of a real hero, backtrack makes it all about him.

  21. HELENK says:

    http://129.164.179.22/apod/ap121221.html

    just because we are still here

  22. HELENK says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/12/20/Dems-try-pay-off-Republicans-Hurricane-Sandy

    senate dems try to bribe senate reps to pass pork ladened hurricane sandy bill

  23. It snowed here last night. Got about an inch and a half. It’s blustery, though.

  24. tommy says:

    Forgive me for asking, but are there any young and single TCH’ers here? I’m almost 42, and I might be the youngest, IMO. True indies are very diff to find. Like a pearl in the ocean. Lol

  25. HELENK says:

    http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/bre8bj16d-us-maya-calendar-nasa/

    NASA film on why the world did not end yesterday

  26. HELENK says:

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/12/am_i_a_threat.html

    a very good article on the many that do own guns in this country

  27. HELENK says:

    where’s the kaboom

  28. swanspirit says:

    This is the COOLEST thing , send a personalized video of Santa to someone here is the one I sent my granddaughter !
    http://www.portablenorthpole.com/prepare-a-message/c-ni/confirm

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