Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.“
Cosmo Kramer: “What happened to the doll?“
Frank Costanza: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!“
Get your poles out of the crawl space, it’s Festivus!
I started the practice of observing Festivus when we were still back at The Confluence in 2008. It’s an annual tradition.
The Airing of Grievances will be tonight at 5 p.m. Bakersfield time. I gotta lot of problems with you people.