It just doesn’t get any better than this:
Al Roker: I Sharted Myself At the White House
When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART — and Al Roker learned that lesson the hard way … at the White House.
Roker — who got his stomach stapled in March 2002 — shared his most embarrassing moment on “Dateline” last night, saying he was covering an event at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave a month after his operation … when he felt the urge to let one rip.
Roker said, “I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room, [I’m thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants.”
Roker said he beelined for the restroom to dump his underwear in the trash — and proceeded to go commando the rest of the day.
The lesson: watch what you eat. The other lesson: carry spare underpants.
Hard to believe they call television a “vast wasteland”. Next up will be Chris Matthews telling us how he jizzed in his pants when he visited the Oval Office.
NBC should be changed to “TMI”.
The Crawdad Hole 
NBC, we really do pull stories out of our asses.
Hey!
I do the bad jokes here.
I’m on a roll. Though not the same roll Al was on.
I’m self deporting myself for that one.
You should be excommunicated for that.
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Paid my dime and only farted
While at the White House I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
I read that somewhere.
HAHAHA!!
thnx. I needed that!
http://freebeacon.com/charging-through-the-back-door/
another backdoor story. this one on tax rates
And not even off topic.
http://terrellaftermath.com/
two really good ones
The worst part about insomnia is being the only intelligent life on the intertoobz for 5-6 hours.
LOL I often have the same thought when the cats wake me at oh dark thirty. I wander the intertubz reading all the overnight comments. Alas, I used up my life time allotment of late nights way back in my 20’s.
Ahhh…the continual inspiration and wisdom of mainstream media. That’s why they think Obama is a genius.
When I read statements like that one Al Roker made , this thought always pops into my head , if that is what they are willing to say on TV , what must their “private ” conversations be like ? Not that I want to know . I already knew NBC were talking assholes .I really didn’t want more proof .