Do you have bitch-fatigue?

I do. If it’s not Bobby Jindal or Ron Paul, it’s the lame-asses on the right or stupid-asses on the left. Then there’s Donald Trump & Bill Maher, both categories unto themselves. Maybe we should all just have more unsafe sex. That would certainly lift the national mood.

Note what all these people, or authors of the articles have in common? They’re all dudes. Unlike the very enlightened dudes that hang out at The Crawdad Hole (and God bless them, every one), the dudes in the media or who dominate culture & politics are just a big bitching yawn-fest these days.

But there is a cure for your blues! If you want to laugh, or just need some comic-book style action in your life, head on over to The League of Historical Bitches, where a cell of resurrected Bitches take on the vampire squid who run Ghouldman Suchs and watch as Soledun O’Murphy gets the real axe at CNN. Here’s a taste to whet your whistle:

Floyd Blankenfiend was the first to lose his head. He’d first lost his hand when he tried to reach for the panic button under the conference room table, but Annie Oakley had made short work of that. Before he could reach the button, she’d leveled her Smith & Wesson revolver–modified in the League’s labs to shoot armor piercing silver bullets–and shot right through his hand, leg, and the floor. He’d have been fine if at that moment his face hadn’t split open into a mass of slimy tentacles with a toothy proboscis sticking out.

Read more…  It’s a far-cry from your usual bitch-fare. And there’s more to come in the story. Episode 2 is coming in just two weeks! In episode 2 you’ll learn:

  1. Just who brought these crazy bitches back to life, and why? And how?
  2. What else did Sojourner Truth say on CNN? And how did Eleanor Roosevelt take control of the studio?
  3. Who made Carrie Nation’s long dress such a functional fighting garment?
  4. What is SASS Lab?
  5. Who will the bitches attack next? Golem Journalists? Zombie Academicians?

The League of Historical Bitches: Because bitches get shit done. This is an open thread.

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.
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13 Responses to Do you have bitch-fatigue?

  1. myiq2xu says:

    This sounds like a new Lifetime series.

  2. DeniseVB says:

    I’ll never have bitch fatigue ! Going to see this on Broadway next month ….

    http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/24/ann-holland-taylors-play-about-ann-richards-will-open-on-broadway/

    Who better to play Ann Richards than Charlie Harper’s mom 😀

  3. votermom says:

    OT. 11yo passed by while I had gun site up that said “NRA” on the top.
    11yo goes “What’s that? Hacking into the Pentagon again, Mom?”

  4. DandyTiger says:

    Sounds like a great series!

  5. Constance says:

    Great concept. I can’t wait!

  6. yttik says:

    I think it’s wonderful what you’re doing! I wish young people just knew these women as household names, even if they didn’t understand the full history. Sometimes when a kid asks me who Annie Oakley is I just want to burst into tears. By contrast, they can all tell you who Kanye West is, he’s the guy who pushed Taylor Swift out of the way and claimed Beyounce should have won. The fact that kids know that piece of garbage, but don’t know who Annie Oakley is, is enough to make me want to jump out the window.

  7. fabulous Lola!!! you never cease to amaze….

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