I saw this on the local news last week. You can’t make this shit up:

A Pacific Gas & Electric worker rammed by a driver from Washington state has a broken leg and will need to remain in Community Regional Medical Center for a couple more days.

The 37-year-old worker, who has been with PG&E for five years, asked not to be identified. But he was talking to family members and in good spirits Saturday, said Denny Boyles, PG&E spokesman.

“It’s not his belief that anyone should be angry with the driver,” Boyles said. “He just hopes the man gets the help he needs.”

Fresno County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Jett Simmons McBride, 54, of Tacoma, Wash., for ramming his car into the worker. McBride was booked into Fresno County Jail early Saturday on suspicion of attempted murder. His bail was set at $1 million.

About 2 p.m. Friday, McBride drove his car toward a PG&E work crew and their truck, wedging workers between the two vehicles along McKinley Avenue near Marks Avenue west of Highway 99.

McBride had picked up a hitchhiker who said McBride was making racist remarks when he came upon the PG&E workers, one of whom was black.

McBride lodged the black worker between his car and the work truck, got out of his car and began beating the worker and attacking others who tried to stop him.

The hitchhiker then got out of the car and started hitting McBride with a hatchet, officials said.

The hitchhiker eventually knocked out McBride, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 290 pounds, according to jail records.

You have to watch the video to truly appreciate Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker.


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20 Responses to Idiocracy

  1. DandyTiger says:

    That wins the intertubes.

  2. myiq2xu says:

    Watching Americans Funniest Videos – kid hanging upside down in the kitchen, his pants caught on a drawer knob. His dad asks “What happened?”

    The kid says “I don’t know.”

    “Were you trying to get some candy?”

    The kid says “No” while holding the candy in one hand.

  3. myiq2xu says:

  4. yttik says:

    LOL! Kai is hilarious! This is why we tell people not to hitchhike. In this case it was a good match, the hatchet carrying hitch hiker versus the psychotic rapist racist.

    I think what makes it so funny is that as messed up as Kai is, he is actually the sane one, the hero of the day.

    • Jadzia says:

      Kai stirred up a lot of conflicting feelings for me. You’re right: out of that cast of characters, he was the hero, the moral compass. But I also got the feeling that he either had no access, or refuses to take, the psychiatric medication that he really seems to need, and which might allow him to live a better life. And the “long” version of the video ends with a sad, where he says that he is “dead” to his family.

  5. Constance says:

    Too high.

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