Our own wmcb has come up with some Gun Safety Rules For Men:
Men, if the possibility of trigger happy women concerns you, here are some helpful tips:
You should stay off the streets late at night, dress appropriately, and avoid dark areas.
If trigger happy women worry you, you should travel in groups, try not to look threatening, and keep your cell phone close.
It is best if you carry a whistle in case you encounter a trigger happy woman. Stay near a call box if possible.
Should you encounter a trigger happy woman, try vomiting on yourself or reciting boring baseball scores. Maybe she’ll go away.
Sometimes it is helpful to tell a trigger happy woman you are impotent, have a sexually transmitted disease, or perhaps urinate on yourself to discourage her.
But remember – it’s best to avoid situations where you may encounter a trigger happy woman in the first place. Safety!
Avoid eye contact and unnecessary conversation with strange women. If you have to go to a “bad” area, ask a female relative to go with you for protection.
This is an open thread.