BREAKING: I have absolutely nothing new to report.

How about you?

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I was born and raised in a different country - America. I don't know what this place is.
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55 Responses to NO NEWS OPEN THREAD

  1. 49erDweet (D) says:

    ….and you do it with style and grace.

  2. myiq2xu says:

    WebMD says I have tennis elbow but I’ve never played tennis.

  3. Just make something up. You know…. like the networks do. And put “BREAKING” in front of it.

  4. 49erDweet (D) says:

    Breaking…..nope, nothing

    • But… but….. surely your “sources” have something?

      • 49erDweet (D) says:

        my “sources” are temporarily having difficulty holding their beer, “they” say.

    • 49erDweet (D) says:

      Well actually, saw Judge Napaliano (?) on fnc a bit ago claim since 9-11 the military has convicted a total of three gitmo defendents while the civilian courts have sentenced 51. All the gitmo guys have served tine and been released. The others? All still doing extensive federal time or life. Interesting….

  5. votermom says:

    The Toomey-Manchin bill failed. Only got 54 votes, needed 60. 🙂

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  7. driguana says:

    Finally had to turn off the mainstream media…it’s like a feeding frenzy…everyone just waiting to see what race or political proclivity the bomber is so they can push the blame/told-you-so button as quickly as possible. The tower of babble is bubbling over.

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  10. foxyladi14 says:

    Preey giving a rare presser 5;30 pm you have been warned. 😆

  11. swanspirit says:

    Well, it isn’t crickets .. but
    International Dawn Chorus Day 5th May 2013

    International Dawn Chorus Day is the worldwide celebration of Nature’s daily Miracle. This year there will be more opportunities than ever to join in the excitement. In the run up to the event events from all over the world and across the UK will be listed on this website, so visit us regularly to see what’s planned in your area.

    • 49erDweet (D) says:

      Working graveyard shift for a spell tends to take the “miraculousness” out of dawn, particularly when one must drive easterly for long stretches. But that might just be me. 🙂

  12. Karma says:

    Iowahawk highlights 4chan page…interesting stuff

    • Somebody says:

      The website above has done a good job of collecting photos and pointing out things.

      I had the guy in the blue shirt with the duffle bag and his friend with the black backpack pegged as the culprits…..BUT what I just heard on the TV said both men had black bags. The dude in the blue shirt has a blue bag.

      Maybe it’s the two guys with ear pieces they both have black bags, but they sure do look like security or law enforcement.

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  14. DeniseVB says:

    BREAKING: FBI briefing now, maybe, scheduled, perhaps, within the next 2 hours, hopefully. Maybe not. per FNC

  15. votermom says:

    • 49erDweet (D) says:

      Sure, Rick. That’s what they always say until the warrants are signed.

    • Somebody says:

      He saw the pictures supposedly under the condition he didn’t describe them only to say two men with black bags seen in most likely footage from Lord and Taylor camera

  16. myiq2xu says:

    New thread up

  17. 49erDweet (D) says:

    Nevermind, it was granddaughter wanting to watch Scooby Doo again.

  18. yttik22 says:

    Breaking news! I had a school conference today and holy crap! Our local public school system is in complete shambles. I mean, seriously, completely falling apart. I told the kid that finishing the year is optional at this point. It was that bad. First teacher was sobbing, had no idea who my kid was, and spent 20 minutes telling me her personal problems. That is the teacher I actually like. I’ve been talking to her once a week for FIVE years. How can she not know who we are?

    Second teacher spent ten minutes sharing my kid’s work and “home issues,” before I said, “wait a minute, this doesn’t sound anything like my kid.” It wasn’t. Wrong parent, wrong kid. To add insult to injury, she then tried to claim my kid wasn’t even in her class.

    The kids have told me that they feel invisible and as if everyone is about to have a mental breakdown. Silly me, I was trying to figure out what they meant by that and all along they meant it literally! Literally, the teachers and administrators are so wrapped up in whatever is going on, they don’t even know the kids exist and everybody seems about to go off the deep end.

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