You might be a redneck if:
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
6. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
7. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
8. Your grandmother has ‘ammo’ on her Christmas list.
9. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
10. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
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