I Was Feeling Better Until I Read This

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From “I dread the day my daughter’s poos get smaller” in The Guardian:

I’m so in love with her big poos that I can’t bear the idea of them stopping. Of her realising that they aren’t things you want to show off about. Of the day when somebody makes it clear to her, whether by accident or design, that sweet little girls aren’t supposed to describe the massive steaming achievements cruising out of their bums, propelled by the wonders of peristalsis, into the marvels of the plumbing system. That curly little blondes such as she should desire to be small, and contained, and clean, and dress up as pink princesses. And shut up about their dirty selves; already, enough.


{{Headdesk}}


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43 Responses to I Was Feeling Better Until I Read This

  1. Klown says:
    • elliesmom says:

      I taught my son that discussing the size of his bowel movements over dinner would be frowned upon, too. Did that mean I was feminizing him?

  2. yttik says:

    Okay, just shoot me now. Society has gone and collapsed into levels of banality that even I can’t handle. I just left a site busy discussing Muslim wiping habits only to arrive and discover that the Crawdad Hole is also discussing poopy worship.

    Did I fall into another rabbit hole and enter a dimension where we are trapped in the anal phase Freud tried to warn us about?

    • elliesmom says:

      What gets me is nearly all of the comments are directed at the bus driver for not getting physically involved in the fight. Most school bus drivers are moms or older folks looking to make very little money on the side. School buses are even built with automatic transmissions so they’re easier to learn to drive these days, and more people can apply. There’s nothing in the job description about being responsible for breaking up a physical fight between the kids on the bus. Would all of us like an adult to step in if our kid was being beaten up? Of course, we would. But then we’d need to hire a different group of people to drive the buses and give them a different kind of jurisdiction over the kids on the bus.

    • lyn says:

      I agree with DeniseVB. The bus driver should have stopped the bus and called police. As an adult, he had the moral obligation to protect the boy against the three Trayvon-wannabes.

      • elliesmom says:

        If school bus drivers are going to be criminally charged for not getting involved in fist fights on their buses, the pool of people applying for the job is going to be very different. And much smaller.

  3. 1539days says:

    This is what happens with an adult too proud of their poo.

  4. helenk3 says:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/10/number-of-u-s-citizens-renouncing-citizenship-hits-66/

    US citizens renouncing citizenship hits 66%. something I never thought I would see in my lifetime

  5. helenk3 says:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-obamas-surprise-revelation-sealed-benghazi-indictment/story?id=19920474

    legal question
    did backtrack break the law when he revealed there was a sealed indictment against the benghazi attackers?

    • leslie says:

      If he did, I bet it wasn’t an accident. He is, you know, the smartest preezy ever. Plus, he’s a Constitutional “scholar”, so he knows what he’s doing.
      /s

  6. Klown says:

    This isn’t funny if you’re still in high school:

  7. Klown says:

    FYI: My throat/chest feels better but my nose is running like Usain Bolt.

  8. Klown says:

    An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
    She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

    “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you.”

    The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

  9. s7teen70six says:

    At least when the little girl grows up she can show everyone what a big pile of poo her mommy still is.

    • 49erDweet says:

      What was it Bill Whittle said was the third lie of Socialism?

      “3. You are foolish if you don’t let the government give you stuff (in exchange for your lifelong allegiance).”

      . Perfect example.

  10. Klown says:
    • Constance says:

      That’s great fun to see male athletes treated to the same sexualization women athletes are usually subjected to. I love it! And what is funny is men apparently find it absurd and yet can they figure out it is absurd to always subject women athletes to this crap?

  11. Klown says:

    Your Daily Sarah:

  12. swanspirit says:

    In other news my son just killed not one but two copperheads in my backyard , with a metal rake . One of the bullfrogs from the pond was hopping over to eat one , and the other bit the frog , all while Shawn was watching .
    The frog jumped back in the pond . Surprisingly , the frog is ok because bullfrogs are resistant to copperhead bites . Who knew?

  13. foxyladi14 says:

    Headline at DrudgeReport: “GALLUP LOWEST: OBAMA FALLS TO 41%”
    😆

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