Tuesday Mandatory Training Open Thread

According to new federal “No Blog Left Behind” guidelines we have to provide educational posts each week.

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135 Responses to Tuesday Mandatory Training Open Thread

  1. nuckinfutz says:

    Okay, so it appears you are very, very good and I am very, very bad. Naturally it is all your fault, since I can only follow with the same quality I am led. You, YOU have left a terrible mess scattered about. However, it does appear that I am not the madwoman in charge here. It seems you are. You are insane. It is good to know there is somebody in the world crazier than me.

    It seems you have taken away my car keys, rendered me unable to type when I’m about to say something really stoopid and seriously reduced my ability to smoke. And yes, you now completely control the damn remote. Yes, the force is with you. You appear to be Obi Wan Kanobi or something. I am so not Princess Leia.

    I think I get it. Metaphorically I have to stop resisting or I will kill myself trying. We are making progress. I cannot promise anything, but I will attempt to chill out. Although telling me to chill out, trigger warning! 🙂 oops, i missed that one.

  2. Klown says:

    Kevin Drum:

    If you express anything short of absolute condemnation of everything the NSA has done, your Twitter feed quickly fills up with hysterical proclamations from the emo-progs that you’re a right-wing shill, a government lackey, a useful idiot for the slave state, and an obvious fool.

    “Conversely,” he noted, “if you criticize the NSA’s surveillance programs, your Twitter feed quickly fills up with equally hysterical proclamations from the O-bots that you hate Obama, you’ve always hated Obama, and you’re probably a racist swine who’s been waiting ever since 2009 for a chance to take down the nation’s first black president.”

  3. pullet says:

    Do you control all my search engines? keyboard, too? Don’t answer that, i am getting it, you control everything. so shudup now. I’m sorry about the vile progs. i set them on you. you can handle them im way worse then a vile prog and you’ve handled me just fine

  4. pullet says:

    Okay, so i’m not terrified anymore which means i should be able to avoid hysterics. free your mind. do the opposite of immediate urge.

  5. turkey pullet says:

    free your mind. okay obi wan kanobi.

  6. driguana says:

    I’d like to be educated again on The Qualifications of Barack Obama To Be President. I’d like some specific information on his background and experience in fiscal issues and policies, foreign affairs and foreign policies, knowledge of the constitution, management experience, job creation experience, and community organizing for problem solving, among other items. Basis 101 info.

    • Somebody says:

      Obama is the smartest POTUS ever. He’s historical. He gives historic speeches routinely and he’s the absolute best speech giver in the history of the world. He’s black, he’s hip, he’s cool, he uses a smart phone. That’s all you need to know about the man, just ask the lapdog media.

      What more do you want driguana? Those are his qualifications. I realize much of that may seem debatable, but only to people that are racist.

  7. yttik says:

    okay, so I’m a moron. now that that’s been established like a million times over, i blog again. i also love this video i found long ago because. biology…..cool hat…click……..shudup.

  8. votermom says:

    That video was painfully funny.

  9. yttik says:

    when and if I am allowed to speak again, I need to pass along some personal info about the nsa and my cable. it is likely already known, but it is way over my head to understand.

  10. yttik says:

    Oh, so I can say it? my new email addy for backup is insanitybits@gmail.com. i think. i am in a rabbit hole and lost.
    according to my cable provide

  11. driguana says:

    Loved this post on a blog site this morning…
    “Rewriting History one movie at a time…….”

    • yttik says:

      yes, well there are several histories being rewritten. It turns out that i actually can follow directions. However, I really do not know left from right

    • DeniseVB says:

      They had The Butler’s son killed in Vietnam? The true version, that son who served in VN is alive and well today.

  12. Klown says:

    Raylan Givens was a character he created. Also Chili Palmer.

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  14. lyn says:

    Has the Rodeo Clown returned to the White House?

  15. yttik says:

    Klown listen to me, it’s about my cableprovider. new addy is because old one simply doesn’t exist anywhere

  16. yttik says:

    tiny internet provider that has changed names so muc you can’t even remember what the heck they are caslling themselves.

  17. yttik says:

    klown pleas, it’s not about you its about me

  18. yttik says:

    i want to pass this info along before i forget it. i don’t want this info, its scary

  19. yttik says:

    Im so happy with the way things are right now klown don’;t change a thing. just tell me you understand about my cable company. i was testing them while testing you

  20. yttik says:

    seriously, they don’t exist. somebody owns my email addy but it’s not them, they have nuked it. if its you that has it, great, ill shutup

  21. driguana says:

    Love The Millenials video…yep, it’s true…I had an office full of them.

    • DeniseVB says:

      My Gen Y daughter has a bike shop full of them. While she was trying to run a business, they kept asking to take off to go Occupy Wall Street.

  22. driguana says:

    Speaking of “them”…always loved this little sci fi gem “Them”. Can’t help but think it was really a film about “them”…you know, them guys. Also love the scenes in “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers” when the “them” people realized someone was not a “them” and pointed at “them” screeching. Seems like the days of science fiction are not too far away.

    • DeniseVB says:

      The Lightbringer is not only repeating Bush’s mistakes, he’s doubling down on them with triple the spending.

      I guess the Vile-Rabid-Bush-Hating-Progs are okay with this ?

  23. yttik says:

    oh why or why do i not just simply trust you to know what youa re doing and go back to quitting smoking, honestly!

  24. yttik says:

    you know why i smoke so much? gov, it scares me. been scared for a long time. been testing why it scares me. been smoking more stop kittystop

  25. DeniseVB says:

    Since Obama is driving women back to the 50’s, thought this re-education video might help on Training Day….. 😉

    • 1539days says:

      I know they mostly showed his side, but those employees really did seem whiny and ill-prepared.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Exactly how women were perceived in “the good ole days”. Those of us who grew up in the 50’s coveted the sitcom mom stereotypes like Harriet Nelson and Margaret Anderson. Little did I know, Lucy would become my biggest influence as an adult. 😀

  26. Klown says:

    Last night’s Giants-Bosox game:

  27. yttik says:

    okay blogging like a demon again

  28. votermom says:

    Rush mentions this article on his show

    Basically the writer’s dad is too sick to live alone and his daughetr is helping him pack up his stuff for an assisted living facility.
    Daughter guilt-bullies him into leaving his beloved “Rush” baseball caps because Rush is Teh Evil. Brags about it in newspaper and calls it “transcending politics.”

    Sad. 😦

  29. DeniseVB says:

    Ouch, the Clinton Foundation story isn’t going away anytime soon….


    Short article, but the comments are worth a peek. 😀

  30. Klown says:
    • Fortunately, there were no racial overtones to the crime because the victim was white.

      • lyn says:

        Best. Comment. Today.

      • gxm17 says:

        Better yet, the MSM was reporting that one of the perps is white. Not sure if those three photos are misidentified (and there really is a white kid involved), or if they are actually calling the biracial kid “white.” Well, it’s not too far a step from “white Hispanic” to “white African American,” I suppose.

        • votermom says:


          And of course this is all the fault of evil guns forcing innocent boys to fire at strangers…

        • gxm17 says:

          Sadder still, I seriously doubt this case would have made the national headlines if the victim wasn’t Australian. If he had been some average American white guy, I’d only be reading about it on the crime boards.

        • votermom says:

          Exactly – those feral teens picked the wrong white guy this time.

        • gxm17 says:

          Wow. Now it’s being reported that the white kid (Michael Jones) was the driver. He’s the 17-year old and he’s the only one not being charged as an adult The two younger kids are being charged as adults with felony murder.

          I’ve got the sinking feeling that his case is gonna be a mess. I hope I’m wrong.

    • swanspirit says:

      More sons of Obama ?

  31. helenk3 says:

    this was an exceptable excuse for marking off when I was a crew dispatcher

  32. votermom says:

    Rand Paul is going lower on my “like” list because he’s on the “stop aid” bandwagon

    • Mary says:

      Excellent article. I can certainly relate, having walked into that inner-city ghetto school 40 years ago as a recent college graduate, eyes all full of starry-eyed hope for how I could help these kids. Silly me.

      Thanks for this. Brought back many memories. 🙂

  33. yttik says:

    More demon blogging. have to stop for a while see you soon

  34. helenk3 says:


    tsa to purchase 3.5 million rounds of ammunition

    Oh Great now when you travel you have the choice of

    radiation, molestation or being shot

  35. votermom says:

    I’ve been hearing about this case.
    From what I gather, basically a MS teacher was found to have been raping a student over a period of years. Then some of the fellow teachers write letters supporting the pedo teacher. A local church just a block away from the victims house also supports the teacher.
    The victim’s house gets vandalized and nearly burned down. (The victim’s mom, btw, recently diagnosed with breast cancer). Really bizarre sicko community.


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  39. yttik says:

    okay so yall are hurting my brain

  40. votermom says:

    hashtag game

    • DeniseVB says:

      I went over to his wiki bio to get some inspiration and WOW, I’m just so blown away by his life’s achievements. I don’t recall any of Obama’s Harvard law professors giving such accolades, much less remember him in class 😉

  41. DeniseVB says:

    From Bizzarro world, God Bless the Surrogates who carry babies for others, but I wouldn’t want to be them. Like hanging wallpaper, it’s only fun and rewarding when you do it for yourself……..


  42. helenk3 says:

    Major League Baseball suspends Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster for five games for hitting Alex Rodriguez on Sunday – @NYDNSportsITeam

    right call

  43. helenk3 says:


    we have a million muslim march on DC scheduled for 9-11
    we have bikers scheduled to ride to DC on 9-11
    now we have this fool scheduled to burn korans on 9-11

    why can we not just have a day to remember all who lost their lives on that day?

    • Constance says:

      Now all we need is a bunch of “feminists” prancing around in their underwear. Actually this could make a pretty hysterical movie, sort of like “Mad Mad World” where all these groups of nutcases make a pilgrimage to DC, encounter obstacles on their way and then converge on one spot and all hell breaks loose

  44. Klown says:

    I really need to put the parental lock on my mom’s televisions. I go by there and she’s watching some talk show where they are discussing how to have “more and better orgasms”. I’ve also caught her watching some pretty steamy soaps and drama shows before. I’m talking soft-core porn.

    She is 79 years old and that stuff is inappropriate for her age group.

  45. Klown says:

    I guess there are fucked up people in Canada too:

  46. Klown says:
    • yttikyttik says:

      May I speak? My dog is dying. It turns out the unfortunate creature is left at the mercy of a bunch of wimps. As it stands right now, neither me or my big strong husband have the wherewithal to exterminate something that is 8 pounds and crying. My kids should remember that. I could have simply drowned you all in the bathtub, but I didn’t.

  47. yttik says:

    okay 2xu, gun control demon blogging. Must stop for a while. I’ll try to be good

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