If You’ve Lost Jon Stewart . . .


Maybe during Jon Stewart’s extended vacation he found his sense of humor?

Stewart then played a few clips in which pundits argued the United States would look weak if it did not attack Syria.

“We have to bomb Syria because we are in seventh grade,” Stewart said. “And the red line — the red line that they crossed is actually a dick-measuring ribbon. Why does holding back look like weakness? Isn’t it maturity? It’s like the guy who is picking on Clark Kent and he doesn’t do anything, even though he knows he could throw that guy into the sun. I’ll tell you what would be real weakness — Clark Kent laying waste to a town because someone called him a pussy.”


If Jon Stewart is finally going to stop shilling for Obama and the Dimocrats I might start watching him again.

FYI: I’m not bothering to watch Larry, Moe and Curly testify before the House Foreign Affairs Committee. Life’s too short to waste on morons.


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32 Responses to If You’ve Lost Jon Stewart . . .

  1. bluestate says:

    he carefully avoided going directly after obama though

  2. The Klown says:

    Ima gonna go moe the lawn b4 it gits hot.

  3. The Klown says:
    • leslie says:

      oh, jeebus. here we go. again. I truly can’t stand this line in the sand that no one drew and no one takes responsibility for. I guess those low info people will now have something to motivate them to go to war.

  4. The Klown says:
  5. helenk3 says:

    Rep Joe Wilson of South Carolina just asked the question of the day.

    Why now on Syria.
    If the video becomes available it is a must see

  6. The Klown says:
    • underwhelmed says:

      Um … you do get how repulsively sexist that is, right? Because only men are winners and get to fk the prom queen.

  7. The Klown says:
    • Constance says:

      OK, I could vote for Ted Cruz. He clearly summed up the situation. Or as Sarah Palin said, “Our enemies are killing each other, why should we get involved” I think this is a little more complex than penis measuring and red lines which the Dems seem to relate it to.

  8. The Klown says:
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  10. helenk3 says:

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/swedish-reporter-asks-obama-if-nobel-peace-prize-presents-dilemma-when-planning-syria-attack/

    Swedish reported asks backtrack if nobel peace prize presents dilemma when planning to Syria attack

    OUCH

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