Putin vs. POUTUS

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No wonder Barack is out campaigning again:

Forbes power list: Vladimir Putin beats Barack Obama

Russian President Vladimir Putin has knocked President Barack Obama off of the top spot on Forbes’ 2013 World’s Most Powerful People List.

The magazine explained Putin earned the number one ranking “because he so frequently shows his strength at home and on the global stage,” citing his involvement in negotiations with Syria over chemical weapons and NSA leaker Edward Snowden’s asylum in Russia. This is the first time Putin is at the top of the list, coming in third in 2012.

Obama on the other hand, likes to bow to dictators and won’t protect his own people. I guess people weren’t impressed with his skill as a drone warrior or the way he spiked the football on bin Laden. Face it, he’s a whiny, mom-jeans wearing punk-ass who can’t even throw a baseball. If he tried getting tough with Michelle she would kick his skinny ass.

BTW: Has anybody called Forbes racist yet?

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42 Responses to Putin vs. POUTUS

  1. The Klown says:

    I couldn’t stand to watch his campaign speech today. I could feel my blood pressure going up and feel my stomach fill with acid when I tried.

    • The Klown says:

      If you are a glutton for punishment:

      • DeniseVB says:

        Just click on the first few seconds when Neil Cavuto declares the speech a lemon. Was it a 40 minute speech? Geesh. How many people passed out 😉

        • Lulu says:

          I was mesmerized by the women standing around him. I got tired of listening to his blather so muted it and continued watching the women. Several looked comatose, a couple seemed embarrassed and one in particular looked like she was going to pee her pants. No one was smiling or laughing. I think even Bots know he’s in the shit.

        • DeniseVB says:

          One of these days someone standing behind him is going to blink a morse code message say how much s/he was paid to stand there adoringly 🙂

      • insanelysane says:

        Oh geez.
        The President of the United States of America invoked the word “cuz” in the first opening remarks.
        Trying to be one of yous. A guy. Your bud. WHAT A JERK.

        All of the former Presidents have just rolled over in their you know whats.
        Think Halloween.

        Pathetic. I stopped there. I can not listen to another asinine word this tool says.
        I. Just. Can’t.

        I may be coming down with Obama Tourette Syndrome.
        Can I have caught this from this blog??
        Please let me know.

        • Somebody says:

          I think it’s possible I have it too. Klown’s tourette’s is contagious. I think most of the regulars have it whether they admit it or not.

        • sleepyhead says:

          I think I was Patient Zero with Obama Tourette Syndrome. I’ve had it since 2008. Maybe we should start a support group.

  2. helenk3 says:

    all kidding aside, this is a slap in the face of America. the fools that voted for backtrack should be so proud.
    their idol has done more to hurt this country than any outside enemy in history.

  3. ” Face it, he’s a whiny, mom-jeans wearing punk-ass who can’t even throw a baseball.”


  4. helenk3 says:


    Ted Cruz on DOJ stating that international law trumps Constitution

    can you even imagine Putin saying international laws trump the laws of Russia? I can’t

  5. DeniseVB says:

    A good reason why Sebelius won’t be fired …. hint: endorsed Obama over Hillary in 2008 … ouch.


  6. DeniseVB says:

  7. DeniseVB says:

    Those evil insurance companies, right?

  8. helenk3 says:

    think this will work

  9. helenk3 says:

    President Obama is saying the 5% getting cancel notices had ‘cut-rate plans’ that ‘weren’t so good’ – @lesleyclark

    just out of curiosity, does the NSA tell backtrack what kind of insurance you have

    • Somebody says:

      Why yes I think they do. They also report all your bad habits both to HHS, IRS and the insurance companies so you can be appropriately fined and your rates jacked up accordingly. Just hope you don’t end up in the FLOTUS daily briefings for no fat butts. I hear if you’re on the list six consecutive months somebody shows up at your door, cleans out your pantry and leaves you with only kale chips. Then you get chased around your house and yard daily by a black helicopter!

    • Man, they are using some fuzzy math all over this conversation. I’ve seen this 5% all over the place, and several comparisons to “80% of Americans who get their healthcare through their employers.” Which doesn’t add up at all, since over 30% of Americans are on either Medicare or Medicaid, and less than 60% of Americans are actually working.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Yes because post menopausal women and tons of men of all ages thought they did not need maternity care. Silly peons.

  10. The Klown says:
  11. DeniseVB says:

    Congrats Red Sox !

  12. helenk3 says:

    Boston Red Sox beat St. Louis Cardinals 6-1 in Game 6, win 8th World Series title – @ESPN


  13. The Klown says:
  14. helenk3 says:


    Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “we’ve got to pass it to find out what’s in it”?

    A physician said: “that’s the definition of a stool sample.”

    Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

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