Friday Afternoon Open Thread

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I think I’ll fall off the wagon today. What are you doing?


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96 Responses to Friday Afternoon Open Thread

  1. helenk3 says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/11/08/CNN-Throws-In-Towel-moves-away-from-news

    CNN throws in the towel. moves away from news.

    through your lot in with backtrack , pay the price

  2. helenk3 says:

    Chicago flash mobs rob three Sports Authority stores

  3. Question: How may one self-identify between being a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Answer: By honestly responding to the following question:
    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?: If you ask yourself any of the following questions…..

    Well, that’s not enough information to answer
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I use the gun as a club and knock that knife from his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 911?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

    ……then you are a Democrat

    If you draw your gun and go…….

    BANG!

    ………then you are a Republican

    But if you draw your gun and go………..

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..(sounds of reloading).
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

    and your 7 year old daughter says, “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

    ……..then you are definitely a Redneck.

  4. underwhelmed says:

    Two social workers are walking down the street when they come across a man in the gutter, beaten bloody and unconscious. One turns to the other and says: ‘The person who did this needs our help.’

    Swap out social worker for any kind of progressive, and that’s what we’re dealing with these days.

  5. helenk3 says:

    watch this when you have time. it is from 2009

  6. The Klown says:

    The Vile Progs were h8ing on Brad and Carrie the other day:

    I was amazed at how many of them were “experts” on “authentic” country music. Apparently the stuff that gets called “country music” these days is commercial crap made by non-country people who couldn’t get jobs in a Nightranger tribute band.

  7. trixta says:

    The SyFy channel showed a couple of episodes of the tv series “V” last night. Hope they run the entire series. Heh…heh…that show really satirized The One and the fascist takeover of society via a trojan horse healthcare. I think reptilian aliens is a good metaphor for the cold-blooded Obama and his heartless cabal. No wonder this series was taken off the air.

    On another note, the SyFy channel is offering more ridiculous fun this season with their next movies, featuring sea vampires and rock tornadoes:

    http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/17/syfys-vampires-tornadoes/

    Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay off the sauce Klownie!

  8. helenk3 says:

    http://www.wthr.com/story/23875764/2013/11/04/goodwill-caught-selling-donors-personal-information

    warning
    before donating anything to any charity make sure all personal info is not left in articles donated

    • insanelysane says:

      Too late. I thought about that as I pulled out of the busy crazy parking lot of the Community Projects into traffic.

  9. votermom says:

    Btw, just between us TCHer’s, it’s my bday today. Shhh, don’t tell the intertubez

  10. helenk3 says:

    Dennis Michael Lynch will be on Kelly File tonight

  11. helenk3 says:

    funny

    mary landriau flew down with backtrack on airforce 1 but did not appear in public with him at his speech

  12. helenk3 says:

    there are friends and then there are GOOD friends which do you think these guys are?

  13. helenk3 says:

    stolen from a commenter at No Quarter

    Hitler loses his healhcare insurance

  14. underwhelmed says:

    And another one. What was that about a preference cascade? Again, the comments are illuminating. Methinks that sound you hear is the dam’s walls, cracking …

    http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2013/11/barack-obama-loner-self-reliant-closed-off

  15. The Klown says:

    My mom says this doesn’t sound like country:

    So I ask “What do you consider country?”

    “Patsy Cline, Willie Nelson.”

    WTF??

    “Willie’s a rebel, and I like rebels.”

    WTF???

  16. helenk3 says:

    http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/59113

    something hinkey about this

    chinese troops on ground in Hawaii during grid excercise

  17. The Klown says:

    If you can relate to Silver Linings Playbook you have some issues.

    I love the movie, but that’s cuz I can relate to it.

  18. helenk3 says:

    Is anyone else annoyed by the ads and TV movies with Christmas themes starting the day after Halloween?

  19. Same account, just different username / URL.

  20. Our 3yo boss of the world gd is grandparent sitting us this week and thru the weekend, so our time has not been our own. She’s so bossy! But the good news is I’ve caught up on Dora and Diego, and learned how to ‘twirl my skirts’. Did I mention she’s a clothes. horse?

    • He’s a Texan. He’s genetically programed to talk that way. Our AAA station up in the Sierra used to run an ancient tiny right hand drive Landrover with stock tires (and no chains) up into the National Forest during hunting season to rescue the Jeep Wranglers that ran into 2 inches of snow.

  21. Somebody says:

    I guess we’re going to be hearing how mean Bobby Jindal is and of course that he’s racist.

    http://tammybruce.com/2013/11/louisiana-suspends-ebt-cards-for-malfunction-food-stamp-cheats.html

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