Kill Me Now Open Thread


This is how my daughter, my sweet baby girl, has decorated her Christmas tree.

Just stab me in my broken heart.

If she must team,
Create her child of spleen, that it may live
And be a thwart disnatur’d torment to her!
Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth,
With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks,
Turn all her mother’s pains and benefits
To laughter and contempt, that she may feel
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!
– King Lear Act 1, scene 4

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I was born and raised in a different country - America. I don't know what this place is.
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24 Responses to Kill Me Now Open Thread

  1. The Klown says:

    I went to see Catching Fire today. I saw Hunger Games before I read the book, this time I did the opposite.

    I wouldn’t rate it a great movie but it’s pretty good.

    So I get there early to get a good seat. I picked one right behind the handicapped section so there were no seats in front of me. Everything was good until just before the movie started when some rude, obnoxious Honey Boo-Boo wannabees took up all the seats to my right.

    Of course they talked when they weren’t loudly chewing on the $40 worth of snacks they bought.

    To get even I farted a few times.

  2. DandyTIger says:

    How did your computer not immediately catch fire upon receipt of that image in your inbox?

  3. The Klown says:

    “When the going gets tough, I go fundraising!” – Barack Obama

  4. Awwww, how’s that for Luck? Teehee.

    It’s hard to be a NapTowner and not give in to the ColtsLove here. On a related note, my husband wore his Patriots shirt out of the house on our very first day here 2 and a half years ago. You should’ve seen the eye-daggers. Hilarious. ♥

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    Following George Zimmerman’s recent arrest for alleged domestic abuse against girlfriend Samantha Scheibe, police conducted a search of the house where the couple had been staying that uncovered a large cache of weapons and ammunition. After Zimmerman was acquitted in the murder trial over Trayvon Martin’s death, the gun used in that shooting was returned to him.

    According to CNN, court documents filed Monday show that authorities recovered:

    Three handguns
    One 12-gauge shotgun
    One AR-15 rifle
    106 rounds of ammunition, including two AR-15 magazines

    Five guns and two boxes of ammo is NOT a large cache of weapons and ammunition!

  8. I’m really getting torqued. Here I’ve been waiting patiently for almost six years for this stupid state to fold and now I hear even though we have an idiot, aged, flower child as governor, one party rule over everything legislative, the most progressive state supreme court justices this side of New York and a huge, growing not-exactly-legal-but-don’t-call-them–names immigration overload, plus over a dozen virtually bankrupt major cities, this mistake of nature called California has turned the economic corner and is almost solvent again. Go figure!

    We should be standing around begging for handouts and here we are making money hand over teakettle. We are apparently THE WORLD’s tenth largest economy. That just boggles the mind. There ain’t no justice!

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