Gothic Christmas Open Thread

Goth santa

I still feel like shit.

There was a lot of stupid yesterday.

There are only 24 shopping days left until the new season of Justified starts.


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62 Responses to Gothic Christmas Open Thread

  1. DeniseVB says:

    Speaking of dark, brooding children, the latest “shooter” was anti-Republican or something. Then again, his family was deeply religious and he had access to a gun somehow.

    • Interesting how Da Press wove a non-definitive narative touching all the high points that could lead a quick-scan reader to assume he was a conservative nutjob. Unintentionally, of course.

  2. The Klown says:

    What is worse – green snot or yellow phlegm?

  3. helenk3 says:


    good idea for decorating next Christmas

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      • Somebody says:

        That’s cute. We are currenty repainting……..well my husband is repainting, I’m more in a supervisory role.

        Our ceilings are flipping 14 feet high and my husband hates ladders, so he’s really grumpy. Just now in order to reach an area above the kitchen cabinets he had to put an extension ladder on the countertop. I asked WTF are you doing? He told me if he died I was forbidden from telling anyone how he died. He said climbing ladders and painting the GD house was bad enough, but he refused to leave this earth a Darwin award winner!

      • DeniseVB says:

        Classic. People have actually called 911 on that one.

  4. helenk3 says:

    today the most important battle of the year is going on in Philadelphia



      • And at the bottom of page 206, boldly stating:
        This information has not been publicly disclosed and may be privileged and confidential. It is for internal government use only and must not be disseminated, distributed, or copied to persons not authorized to receive the information. Unauthorized disclosure may result in prosecution to the full extent of the law.

        Wait, there’s a knock at my door…………

        • DeniseVB says:

          It’s still online….yay for the weekend of lazy Obama aides. Over 200 pages, hopefully some of our friends have screen capped the whole thing……or is that the plan? We. Are. Snowden. Now. Heh.

        • Wondering it it’s a hint I should come out of retirement. A brand new career, except used car sales don’t float my boat.

    • And the brilliant bureaucrats in Sacto are going ahead this week with the first Bullet Train property confiscation – in downtown Fresno. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Taking money on time estimates for the first ‘bullet’ to roll. I’ve got “never” sewn up.

  5. foxyladi14 says:

    Get it quick before it changes. 🙂

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  10. Jadzia says:

    WHO ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH schedules a “baby gymnastics” dance performance for 3-year-olds to take place at 11:00 p.m.? A French gymnastics instructor who has no children, that’s who. I got home shortly after midnight with my sobbing preschooler. Oy.

    • {{WrappingMindAroundPreschoolParentAttendingEventAfterSevenPM}}

    • DandyTIger says:

      Now that’s some crazy right there. Now I’m getting an image of a stereotypic avant-garde french teacher, insisting the babies wear berets and smoke cigarettes.

    • Somebody says:

      At 11pm seriously? What a moron! I hope your poor baby’s schedule isn’t too screwed up. I think I’d find a different gymnastics instructor.

      • Jadzia says:

        I live in a town of 1000 people in the middle of nowhere. There is no other gymnastics instructor. However, I eagerly await the day (soon) when the guy’s wife goes into labor. What do you bet that the Christmas programs will be scheduled in the AFTERNOON forevermore?

        The instructor doesn’t make the kids smoke (I think), but I did see the town pharmacist having a smoke during intermission.

        • Lulu says:

          My daughter’s dance teacher scheduled two hour recitals for five to eight year olds at 6:00 PM! She got angry, hostile, flippant, and defiant to the instructor because she was HUNGRY! She kept wailing “Why can’t we have dinner!!!” instead of dancing. She is now 24 and she still acts awful if she is peckish. Her soon to be fiance carries crackers in his car to prevent meltdowns per my advice.

        • Jadzia says:

          HA HA HA HA HA. If somebody asks me, when I am in a bad mood, “Are you hungry?” Best way to get their face bitten off.

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  14. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, I’m not one of those pro-lifers , but I remember what was swept off of Dr. Gosnell’s floor. Celebrate Life ! I think we’re just getting too desensitized … Julia Politics be damned, this is heartwarming ❤

    • Somebody says:

      When my little grandbaby was born premature in June weighing 2.5 pounds I thought a lot about Gosnell. As of last week she weighs 11.5 pounds now and is 23 and half inches long!! Oh and she’s cooing!

  15. The Klown says:

    And the Heisman goes to . . . Jameis Winston!!

  16. ….and a perfect example of why Charles Johnson is no longer relevant. That Kool-aid rots what’s left of the brain.

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