Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.“
Cosmo Kramer: “What happened to the doll?“
Frank Costanza: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!“
Get your poles out of the crawl space, it’s Festivus!
Every year on this day we celebrate Festivus here at The Crawdad Hole. Yeah, it’s stupid, but it’s a tradition.
The Airing of Grievances will start tonight around 5 p.m. Tijuana time. As usual, I gotta lot of problems with you people!