Remember when I said that was the last open thread? I lied.

The average cover of every woman's magazine

The average cover of every woman’s magazine


It’s not my fault, you made me do it.

THIS will be the last open thread of the year.

Unless you make me do another one.


About Dr. Myiq2xu

Unless President Donald J. Trump pulls a hat out of a rabbit real soon, on 1/21/21 I will wake up in a socialist banana republic.
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40 Responses to Remember when I said that was the last open thread? I lied.

  1. The Klown says:

    I stole that graphic from Soopermexican, but he wasn’t watching so it’s okay.

  2. Erin says:

    Wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year!

    • The Klown says:

      Take that cheerful shit somewhere else! This is a place for people who want to get drunk and feel sorry for themselves.

      • Erin says:

        I will let you define your own happy and healthy.

      • trixta says:

        Dagnabbit! I’ve broken another digit today! My middle -finger salute is ruined forever! I guess on the bright side, it will now complement my crooked pinkie and ring finger (both broken over the course of 2013). My new New Years resolution is to NOT break another finger in 2014! To add more insult to injury, while picking oranges off my tree yesterday a humongous orange fell on my nose, leaving me with a swollen nose and two black eyes. Concealer and ice are my new best friends….

        I’m ahead of you Klown… I’ve already started on the beer for the evening.

    • DeniseVB says:

      You too Erin! *clinky*

    • votermom says:

      Happy New Year right back atcha, and to all TCHers!

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  6. DeniseVB says:

    After Mastercard contacted me last week about the breach they found on my account, I got my new card today. (This has nothing to do with the Target breach, but heads up if you bought a gift card at Target, they’re all unusable now, just on my local news, anyhoo…)

    I used to only have to enter my home phone to activate a new card. This new card is special, I had to enter more information than Obama was required to provide to qualify for the Presidency. Since my card is from the same bank we have our savings, car and home insurance with (USAA), I kept getting stuff wrong, so they turned me over to a human, and that was worse. Keep your kids’ birthdays, some trick questions (your mother’s hometown, first pets name) on hand, etc, etc.

    Whew, I passed. But the experience sucked.

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    It’s still on my list from this year.

  9. 1539days says:

    I thought that was a real magazine for a minute.

  10. angienc says:

    Happy New Year all my TCH friends. I wish you a year filled with peace, love, prosperity, good health & happiness.

  11. DeniseVB says:

    Meanwhile, back to the Gorebal Warming crew….rescue ship may be stuck too. It’s a helluva footprint they’re leaving 😉

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25558276

  12. taw46 says:

    Happy New Year to all. Here’s to a better year. Oh yeah, this is the only night I am optimistic for that. (The alcohol helps). Thanks to TCH for keeping me sane.

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  14. The Klown says:

    The Pittsburgh Steelers season in 81 seconds:

  15. underwhelmed says:

    Happy new year, you wonderful people. Here’s to a rocking 2014, and supporting each other through the inevitable challenges.

  16. helenk3 says:

    for your edification and education on fun
    tomorrow you can live stream the Philadelphia Mummers Parade

    http://phl17.com/2013/12/11/mummers-live-stream/#axzz2p78TNUmV

  17. Somebody says:

    Happy New Year to all at TCH!

    I hope you and your loved ones have a happy, healthy and prosperous new year!

    Don’t forget to eat your black eyed peas tomorrow if you’re southern or if you’re not.

    Gotta go, first time in YEARS hubby is actually home for NYE!

    PS if I didn’t spell something right or it doesn’t make sense blame the champagne……..and Happy New Year again!

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  20. swanspirit says:

    Now that i have some ETOH in me, I can wish everyone here at TCH a Blessed ,Healthy ,Happy , Prosperous and Protected from Harm New Year !!! HUGS and LOVE to you all !!!!!!!!!!

  21. leslie says:

    Just returned from celebrating and wanted to wish all TCHers a Happy New Year.

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