Whoopdeedoo, It’s 2014!


Either I’m really, really drunk, or Miley Cyrus was cavorting with a midget wearing a nosecone bra while singing that she wasn’t wearing any panties.

I guess that was as appropriate a way to end 2013 as any other.

So far 2014 hasn’t impressed me much.

I’m going to bed. Maybe I’ll see you in the morning.

(Don’t you hate it when you’re going into the light and the paramedics drag you back?)

About Dr. Myiq2xu

Unless President Donald J. Trump pulls a hat out of a rabbit real soon, on 1/21/21 I will wake up in a socialist banana republic.
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62 Responses to Whoopdeedoo, It’s 2014!

  1. Lulu says:

    Happy Hogmanay! The fire was built and burned and the Scotch was downed (by my husband) last night and today is black eyed peas and coleslaw with jalapeno/cheese cornbread for the peasant (me!).

    All of our guests have gone home and we talked about what a crap year 2013 was. May 2014 be the year to take inventory, admit and then fix mistakes. and take care of ourselves the best we are able which I think is going to be pretty damn good.

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Happy, happy, happy New Year ! So far so good 😀

  3. 1539days says:

    This year started out right. I got about 7 hours of sleep this morning.

  4. Anthony says:

    Happy New Year to all the TCH crew. Thanks, Klown, for a great place to visit

  5. piper says:

    Happy New year to the Klown, Princess Kat and all the TCH posters.

    A bit interesting as Larry tends to lean Democrat.

  6. DeniseVB says:

    At first I thought this was a satire, but I think it’s legit. Dear God, I’m agreeing with Pravda now ……


  7. foxyladi14 says:

    Happy New Year everyone. And guess what?? 🙂


  8. elliesmom says:

    Back from spending the night at a local inn. It’s the only way I get to be the Designated Drinker away from home. Dinner was great and I wasn’t the only one awake at midnight. The downside – Ellie is stuck at the kennel for another night because they won’t do pickups on a holiday. There’s a big snowstorm due tomorrow and Friday so I’ll be picking her up as soon as they open in the morning. Maxine, however, seems to be enjoying her respite from being a puppy toy.

    • Somebody says:

      Sounds lovely I trust you had a nice New Years Eve?

      Poor Ellie stuck at the kennel another day, but boy will she be SOOOO happy to see you tomorrow morning!

      • elliesmom says:

        New Year’s Eve was lovely. Elegant dinner and fireplaced room at the inn. Just what we needed after a hectic Christmas. Ellie likes it at the kennel. They have a “play space” where she gets to hang out with the other dogs. While she’s always glad to see us, she jumps out of the car and heads for the door of the kennel quite happily when I drop her off. They give her bath, which she loves, just before we pick her up. The thing is I usually stop and get her on our way home from wherever we went so I’m never at home without her. Today I have to be content checking up on her with their “puppy cam”. She’s fine. I’m the one who’s bummed she isn’t here.

  9. Blessyourheart says:

    Shit, meet fan! Here’s your pedophile prophet once again, tea bags! Expect a video like this every couple of days until not even Caribou Barbie will answer his calls. Don’t fuck with GLAAD bitches.

    • The Klown says:

      We are all till praying for you. Remember – love is stronger than hate.

      Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. – 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

    • angienc says:

      You mad bro?

      Get used to it.

      No one gives a shit about GLAAD anymore — y’all have been exposed as the bullies you are.

    • 1539days says:

      Much like Phil Robertson, you can also change your ways by the power of God’s grace. He was a sinner, too.

    • DandyTIger says:

      Don’t fuck with GLAAD bitches


    • gxm17 says:

      Get your philias straight, dumbass. Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children.

      As a feminist, you progbots pulling this out as a last ditch effort to take down a freakin’ reality TV star (really?) comes across as callous and predatory. I’m sick and tired of you folks thinking that I’ll jump when you say dance. Fuck off. And next time, make sexism your FIRST fucking concern and not your last, asshole.

    • threewickets says:

      GLAAD: “We’re bigoted and we’re proud.”

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  11. The Klown says:

    Okay, God obviously didn’t intend for me to be up this early.

    I’m going back to bed until the world stops spinning.

  12. helenk3 says:

    watching a live stream of the mummers and getting home sick

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  14. driguana says:

    Happy New Year everyone!

    Made it through day one…that’s a start.

    New Year’s Eve in Delray Beach was a First Night celebration that closed Atlantic Avenue down for the evening and everyone….kids, families, teens from all ethnicities in the city came out, mingled, danced, ate and had a fun time together…felt like a good start.

    But that will probably change as soon as Obama gets back to DC…..

    Hope everyone has a healthy year.

  15. The Klown says:

    Michigan State wins. Sorry Tiger.

  16. Ann says:

    I am not sure if this one has been posted here yet –


    (I can’t find her original on her facebook page)

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  20. The Klown says:

    They should sell them at Planned Parenthood.

    • insanelysane says:

      I’d buy them in every color. Are they chocolate. That would be great.
      I love dark chocolate. Not a fan of white chocolate.
      Oops. Is that rayssest?

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