Let the weekend begin!
This is an open thread.
Apparently former pothead David “Bobo” Brooks has turned into a fuddy-duddy and doesn’t want anyone else to have fun.
My favorite thing in the whole world is drunk redneck girls.
Come on down for a spell. We got ’em by the truckload. I don’t think what I said is PC. But it’s true.
What those snooty Prog elitists don’t get is that some people don’t want to be just like them.
Apparently they think their shit doesn’t smell. So they stopped wiping themselves. Getting pretty bad up in the ivory towers by now. The smell they’re denying is making them angry. They’re easy to spot though, just look for the skid marks.
I’ve been playing games on my phone and this kiip reward things gives me stuff.
I got a couple of amazon mp3s, a few coupons, and now supposedly a free bottle of wine. I don’t drink. Hm.
Southern Girls don’t want nothin’ to do with Pajama Boys
That’s the truth, southern girls do NOT tolerate meterosexual males, well maybe as shopping buddies, LOL!
I just read my WordPress annual “report card”. My top blog post was about Trayvon’s Mom and my top search word was “hakapik”, again. It’s the tool used to clubbing baby seals. It’s been my top search word since ’09 or ’10. I’m evil, had to laugh Trayvon and hakapik, I love my followers 😀
I realize this video is terribly sexist and pro-PIV and rape culture and shit, but if you’ve ever been in a bar when this song comes on you know all the redneck girls are rushing out to the dance floor, with or without boyfriends/husbands.
I just want to warn y’all that I’m somewhere between “liquored up” and “shit-faced.” At some point in the near future I’m gonna stop posting stuff and take a nap.
Take a nap, you mean pass out? I hope the weather is warm in case you end up naked on your front lawn again!
Two of the best:
Yep, love Stevie Ray!
All the raunchiest songs I know were introduced to me by women.
If Gwen Stefani couldn’t sing a lick she would still be a famous supermodel. She’s on my list of the most beautiful women in the world.
As we all know, you close the deal with a slow one:
stole this from Rev Amy’s place
the next time Fed EX will get the Christmas pkgs there on time
I have it on good authority that a video exists of Dandy Tiger singing this on karaoke night in a bar in Palo Alto.
I’m in negotiations to obtain a copy.
I thought I made all the witnesses disappear.
The first time I ever heard this song I was at a party and my date started doing a striptease in front of God and everybody.
How come I’m never invited to those parties?
Take my word for it – you’re better off not going.
My “date” was the one I fondly refer to as “My Psycho Ex-Girlfriend”. The only woman who ever stabbed me.
Sometimes boring is good.
When I say “stabbed me” I don’t mean “accidentally poked me with something sharp” I mean “attempted murder.”
The jury said “Not guilty by reason of insanity.”
You can’t fix crazy.
Wanna see a picture?
Yeah. I think.
That’s not her, but I didn’t want to scare you with the real thing.
That’s scary enough.
may he RIP
back in my young and single days saw the Everly Brothers in Wildwood NJ. It was raining and one carried my across the street so my shoes would not get wet
Great story. Another great one lost.
And of course:
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