Fat Bottomed Girls Open Thread

God did not intend for Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum to be a Skinny Minnie. It is her destiny to be a big girl. But that’s okay, she is still a beautiful woman. She is both pretty and talented. So what if she can’t squeeze into a size three? The same thing for Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert.

If you are constantly starving yourself to live up to some artificial standard of beauty, you need to make your peace with reality. “Big” is not fat. If you are maintaining a reasonable calorie intake and getting regular exercise, tell the fashion world to fuck off.

Most importantly – dress for who you are. If you ain’t built like Paris Hilton, don’t try to dress like her! Wear clothes that flatter YOUR figure.

God bless Kim Kardashian for making full-figured girls sexy again.

Party on!

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65 Responses to Fat Bottomed Girls Open Thread

  1. helenk3 says:

    if you are of an age, the teen age look is out.
    always remember a lady I worked with in the 60s and her comment about mini skirts and orthopedic shoes.

  2. The Klown says:

    My tastes run to skinny girls, but I still find a little muffin top sexy:

  3. The Klown says:

    Apparently I’m gonna pass out before someone takes over this thread for me.

    I guess I’ll see y’all later.

  4. The Klown says:

    I know Dandy Tiger has done this:

  5. DeniseVB says:

    For the ladies….. Tebow’s Super Bowl Ad 😀

  6. The Klown says:

    This was one of the greatest rock songs EVER:

  7. The Klown says:

    According to the news this Sunday should be pretty good football weather.

    For NJ, in February.

    • DandyTIger says:

      I saw that interview this evening. She’s fucking batshit crazy.

    • leslie says:

      I just yelled at the damn video. She is utterly beyond the pale. Isn’t this the same one who said “You have to pass the bill to see what’s in it” ?
      I had to shut it off.. I remember when she was the Speaker of the House. I was so proud (that’s when I was amond the unwashed – or is it brainwashed – masses) that a woman was SPeaker. Now I look at her and think about the folly and fraud foisted on us.

      My brain needs a rest.My ears need bleach.

  8. Somebody says:

    I just got a great job offer I didn’t even apply for, imagine that. The best part is apparently the starting salary is $512,000 per week, LOL! Gosh nothing fishy about that huh? I’m SOOOOO worth it, LMAO!

  9. The Klown says:

    I was at a party in Germany when a guy named Jeff Bussell freaked out because he was trippin on acid when this song started playing and Brian Sabetta told him “Jeff, be cool! You’re in church!”

    We weren’t in church at the time.

  10. helenk3 says:

    I got a new printer today. still can not get it to work. and all of a sudden I have yahoo as my main page. never had yahoo in my life. had a call into a computer guy to come get this straightened out.

    what ever happened to you plugged the stuff in and it worked?

  11. The Klown says:

    This cat is trying to pick a fight.

  12. helenk3 says:

    Dinesh De’Souza will be on Hannity tonight discussing last night’s debate

  13. helenk3 says:


    how long is congress going to allow the backtrack bunch to show such contempt and disrespect???

  14. wmcb says:

    I am watching Survivorman go all MacGyver with fires and solar stills and vines and beach flotsam and crap. I now know how to distill my own urine for drinking water.

    This is not a useful skill for me. What I need to know how to do is get my sideboard drawer unstuck. Screw you, Survivorman, you useless attention hog.

    • DandyTIger says:

      I think getting drawers unstuck also involves urine. I think maybe everything involves urine. Or maybe I’ve had too much whiskey.

      • wmcb says:

        😀 I don’t think the kind of “getting her drawers unstuck” that involves whiskey has anything to do with my sideboard.

        • DandyTIger says:

          Maybe it’s a promise of drawers getting unstick that is involved in getting the sideboard drawer fixed. OK, too much to drink. I’m making innuendo jokes now.

        • The Klown says:

          Apparently, “getting her drawers unstuck” involves yelling at your son for passing out taking a nap on his front porch.

        • The Klown says:

          FYI – don’t kibbutz TV murder investigations on Cold Justice. Apparently some people want to wait until the end of the show to find out whodunnit.

          “The fat bald guy did it!”

          I like to interact with my television.

        • The Klown says:

          Pro tip:

          If you murder somebody, DO NOT talk to the cops.

          Don’t lie, don’t deny. Take the Fifth.

          “I would rather look guilty at the mall than be innocent in jail.” – Chris Rock.

          FYI: My mom disagrees. She thinks you should tell the cops the truth.

        • The Klown says:

          OTOH – My mom is really good about promptly posting bail for her incarcerated kids.

        • wmcb says:

          Re: the cops, I agree. Be polite, be cooperative, but SHUT UP. And remember that they are totally allowed to lie out their asses to you to try to shake you up and make you talk.

          • The Klown says:

            I don’t recommend that anyone commit a crime.

            BUT, if you ARE gonna commit a crime, especially a serious one like murder, be smart.

            And a big part of being smart is keeping your yap shut. DON’T talk to anyone – EVER!

        • 49erDweet says:

          The thing is once, someone is murdered there’s no going back AND they are no longer in any type of misery. Sorta defeats the purpose. Much more fun to keep them around but jumping outta their skins every couple of days or so when another unexpected “surprise” springs at them.

        • The Klown says:

          If you want to murder someone, you have three options:

          Do it, and own it. Kill the person and deal with the consequences.

          Do it, and try to get away with it.

          Don’t do it.

  15. The Klown says:

    I am looking back thru this thread and apparently someone hacked my account.

    I disclaim all liability.

    • DandyTIger says:

      I swear it wasn’t me. Shit, I just denied. Forgot. Um, fifth.

      • The Klown says:

        Memorize these phrases:

        “On advice of my attorney, I assert my Fifth Amendment privilege.”

        “I don’t want to say anything, I want an attorney.”

        “I do not consent to this search.”

        People say, If I do that I’ll look guilty.”

        Would you rather look guilty at home or be in prison?

        BTW – The police and prosecution cannot use your invocation of constitutional rights against you. They can’t even tell a jury you took the Fifth or mention that you didn’t deny it or give them an alibi. That’s an instant mistrial.

  16. The Klown says:

    Best job interview EVER:

  17. NewOrleans says:

    Big girls can belt out a tune AND tame douchebags – at the same time!

  18. The Klown says:

    If you have ever watched Zero Dark Thirty at least once, about 80% of the movie is boring if/when you watch it again. But the raid to get Osama was some badass shit.

    The Navy Seals do a lot of stuff we never hear about, and they do it exceptionally well.

    • The Klown says:

      Geronimo. For God and country, Geronimo.”

      • The Klown says:

        Part of me is offended that Barack Obama got to “spike the football” on the death of Osama bin Laden. Another part of me takes pride in the fact that we hunted down and killed one of the vilest enemies our nation ever faced.

        If it was up to me, Osama’s head would have been displayed on a pike in front of the White House.

        And if anyone was offended, fuck ’em!

  19. Constance says:

    Damn, I missed a good topic thread. So regarding women’s size. I think it is odd that the fashion industry tries to sell to women by making them feel bad about how they are and also I find it odd that they make clothes that don’t fit average. What other industry tries to make their consumers feel bad? Male clothing industries try to tell men how they need or will be more comfortable in the advertised clothing. Another weird fashion thing are the Victoria Secret type ads which are basically trying to sell women’s underwear to men again by making men feel good. Basically VS is telling me “you should buy our underwear because men like it” of course all women know men like what is in the underwear and have zero interest in if it is comfortable or effective plus most men seem to prefer naked which is easy and far less costly. Even when advertisers use fantasy to sell to women (as in VS ads) they are trying to tell women how they can fit into men’s fantasies not representing real female fantasies.

    OK done with the malecentric advertising rant.

  20. trixta says:

    Before Kim Kardashian, there was JENNIFER LOPEZ who first broke the anorexic mold with her curvy body and famous behind. At that time, Hollywood was touting such anorexics as Calista Flockhart, Portia de Rossi, Lara Flyn Boyle. But once Jenn emerged, the culture definitely changed.

    Anorexics of Hollywood

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