I decided I needed some music for the gym. I used to have a (series of) Walkman cassette player 20 years ago. More recently I had a CD Walkman. I thought I would try an MP3 player this time.
I went to Walmart and I was relieved to see that the prices have gotten quite reasonable. I picked out a 4GB one that cost about $15 and also a set of bud earphones for $8 and change.
I get home and open the package (using a power saw and vise-grips) and all I find inside is this itty-bitty cracker-jack toy about half the size of a small matchbox! WTF?
Now I need to find a microscope so I can read the instruction manual.