From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up:
Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.
During an appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.
The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.
“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and got stuck in heaven?
“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.
“The radar had the plane at 45,000 feet, well above its usual cruising altitude. Who knows how much higher they went?
“Of course the looney liberal media can only imagine secular explanations for this mystery. They would never tell the American public that God might be involved! But I hope the Malaysian authorities and the NTSB take a look at the facts and seriously consider the idea that this flight crossed into Christ’s kingdom and isn’t coming back.”
That was from the Daily Currant, a spoof site. (h/t DeniseVB) This isn’t the first time they have spoofed Sarah Palin, and I hope it won’t be the last because every time they do the idiot Vile Progs fall for it hook, line and sinker.
During her appearance on “Extra” to promote her new TV Show “Amazing America,” former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) was asked by host Mario Lopez “What are your thoughts on Hillary Clinton?”
Palin responded, “I would like to see women run for the higher office. I think America certainly is ready for more female candidates at that upper echelon.”
In politics that kind of answer is known as a deflection. In the legal field that is what lawyers call a “non-reponsive” answer. Mario Lopez offered Sarah a softball question giving her a chance to say mean and bitchy things about Hillary, but Sarah has too much class for that stuff. So she gave what is essentially a non-answer about wanting to see more women running for office.
According to the PDS Brigades on the right, she just endorsed Hillary.
I don’t care if Sarah Palin ever runs for public office again. If I was her I sure wouldn’t put myself thru that abuse. But I love the way she drives the haters insane. You go, girl!