From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up:
Palin Wonders If Flight 370 ‘Flew Directly to Heaven’
Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.
During an appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.
The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.
“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and got stuck in heaven?
“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.
“The radar had the plane at 45,000 feet, well above its usual cruising altitude. Who knows how much higher they went?
“Of course the looney liberal media can only imagine secular explanations for this mystery. They would never tell the American public that God might be involved! But I hope the Malaysian authorities and the NTSB take a look at the facts and seriously consider the idea that this flight crossed into Christ’s kingdom and isn’t coming back.”
That was from the Daily Currant, a spoof site. (h/t DeniseVB) This isn’t the first time they have spoofed Sarah Palin, and I hope it won’t be the last because every time they do the idiot Vile Progs fall for it hook, line and sinker.
During her appearance on “Extra” to promote her new TV Show “Amazing America,” former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) was asked by host Mario Lopez “What are your thoughts on Hillary Clinton?”
Palin responded, “I would like to see women run for the higher office. I think America certainly is ready for more female candidates at that upper echelon.”
In politics that kind of answer is known as a deflection. In the legal field that is what lawyers call a “non-reponsive” answer. Mario Lopez offered Sarah a softball question giving her a chance to say mean and bitchy things about Hillary, but Sarah has too much class for that stuff. So she gave what is essentially a non-answer about wanting to see more women running for office.
According to the PDS Brigades on the right, she just endorsed Hillary.
I don’t care if Sarah Palin ever runs for public office again. If I was her I sure wouldn’t put myself thru that abuse. But I love the way she drives the haters insane. You go, girl!
The Crawdad Hole 
Every single one of the half-wits who fell for this spoof imagines that he/she is intellectually superior to Sarah Palin.
I think you’re being generous calling them half-wits.
1/5th wits, at best.
Also: she’s not a senator.
😆
They better just burn them all at the stake, just in case.
Would rather burn the hosts, but whatever…..
Don’t know much about the case, but HOBBY LOBBY is a fantastic store! You’ve got to see it to believe it! If you have one in your town check it out.
this has nothing to do with the news of the day, but I think it is awesome
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2588157/Harness-hope-Invention-mother-wheelchair-bound-son-helps-physically-impaired-children-walk-time.html
http://weaselzippers.us/180589-classic-far-left-crank-calls-foxs-jesse-watters-a-fascist-then-cant-define-what-fascist-means/
this story fits in with this post
It’s standard practice. Label opponents with your own deficiencies. Then go “Nanner nanner nanner nanner” and leave before an uncomfortable conversation takes place.
http://weaselzippers.us/180562-global-warming-alarmist-president-travels-to-belgium-with-900-strong-entourage-45-vehicles-3-cargo-planes/
900 person entourage – 45 vehicles – 3 cargo planes
backtrack baggage to Belgium. Maybe we got lucky and he is planning to stay there.
This is turning out to be the most expensive travel weeks ever for the Obamas. Between their entourages, they could invade a third world country and stay there 😉
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/24/barack-obama-visit-brussels-cost-belgium-10m
look what it is costing Belgium and he is only staying for 24 hours.damn
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/25/us-obama-saudi-idUSBREA2O0QU20140325?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews
and he is off to Riyadh on Friday to bow to the king again
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/03/commander-zero-swoops-in-to-europe.html#.UzG804WMWuI
commander zero swoops into Europe
BSMH
Mean Snide Nasty Bullying Children destroy things they don’t understand. PDS is an emotional viewpoint coming from a shallow intellect. Progs simply do what children everywhere do. Tear things apart.
Yet they don’t have a problem with FLOTUS ? Maybe because she’s just like them……
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/117086/inside-east-wing-who-shrank-michelle-obama
{{GAG}}
Put a Kool-aid warning on that kinda crap, willya?
Now I gotta go brush my teeth again.
I thought it was pretty harsh towards her. She’s lazy, mean and #bossy 😉
IDWTDI
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It’s different when they ………..
Thanks, I can never remember that.
http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/03/25/punished-act-compassion-girl-barred-school-shaving-head-support-cancer-stricken-friend
not sure I would want to send a kid to this school, the lack of basic understanding is not something a kid needs to learn from people in charge
Everything not mandatory is prohibited.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/25/girl-barred-from-school-for-shaving-her-head-to-support-friend-with-cancer/
Cancer Charity says it could be a teachable lesson for the school
When my son finished his cancer treatment, he became part of a traveling group that went to schools not to talk to the kids, but to talk to teachers and administrators about what it felt like to be a cancer patient in school. I know the policies at his school were changed.
I see Frank in that photo, not a hint of Woody. It’s okay if he’s a little dumb, he’s pretty.
Methinks his surname should be “Fallow”, but that’s not important.
Or “Callow”
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/61969
G7====political wusses
be prepared to gag
http://weaselzippers.us/180567-mooch-my-husband-and-i-are-really-the-story-of-america/
not my America. In my America working was encouraged, handouts only for those who were in need and only when needed, responsibility for one’s own actions was expected. encouragement to be the best you could be. pride in a country that always did what it could to help the rest of the world. and people from all over the world dreamed and worked to come here and be Americans. My America was not and is not perfect but we work to fix the wrongs.
two loads that have never had a real job, and been carried most of their lives are not the real story of America
Does she even know where she is? If she incites student riots, they can be killed.
I agree that the Obamas represent the America who wants handouts instead of jobs.
Does Obama ever make sense?
So Russia, a “regional power”, is weak because it had to take over Ukraine to influence them whereas we are strong because we get what we want from our neighbors without invading. And something about Russia breaking international law and how that is not nice…
myiq, I’ll see your Romney and raise you a nuke….. 😉
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-im-concerned-about-loose-nuke-being-detonated-manhattan_786009.html
http://nypost.com/2014/03/14/hawaii-tries-to-ban-eating-cats-and-dogs/
guess backtrack will not be living in Hawaii after he leaves office
LOL.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2014/03/25/obama-planning-vacation/
backtrack bunch already planning next vacations
This is really funny, followed by a great trailer for D’Sousa’s new film ….
awesome
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