Back to the Future?


Daily Caller:

Exclusive: Bob Dole considering 2016 presidential run

Bob Dole will travel to Iowa next month to test the waters on a potential 2016 presidential run.

“Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years,” the former Kansas senator and 1996 Republican presidential nominee told The Daily Caller in an exclusive interview from his Washington, D.C. condo, quoting the rap artist LL Cool J. “I may not be as active as I once was, but I’ve never hung up my political hat. I’ve just been patiently looking for the right opportunity to engage.”

At 90, Dole would be by far the oldest presidential candidate in American history. But the World War II-hero dismisses such concerns.

“Abraham lived to 175. Moses lived to 120. The way I see it, I’m just getting started,” Dole explained.

“Look, health is what matters, not age. And let me assure you I can still kick the shit out of guys like Ted Cruz — both politically and physically,” he added.

Apparently Dole has been working part-time as a greeter at Walmart since his endorsement gig with Viagra ended.

BTW – Today is my birthday and you know what that means.

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102 Responses to Back to the Future?

  1. driguana says:

    Happy birthday! Be thankful you’re not as old as Bob Dole…Have one for the rest of us.

  2. driguana says:

    April 1st….be foolish…

  3. The Klown says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Tom Brady traded to the Jets.

  4. DeniseVB says:

    Trust. Nothing. On. The. Internet. Today. 😉

    Happy Birthday myiq !

  5. The Klown says:

    Obama talking about Putin is like a vegan who can’t understand why wolves eat meat. Don’t they know that a vegan diet is healthier?

  6. piper says:

    Happy Birthday myiq!!!!!

  7. cynic says:

    Happy Birthday!

    Not remembering what day it was, my mouth dropped open when I saw the picture of Dole!
    Now I can laugh!

  8. 49erDweet says:

    The only waters Dole is testing is at his Urologist’s. Happy bday. Don’t do that again!

  9. DandyTIger says:

    HBD2U. Round and round and round.

  10. votermom says:

  11. votermom says:

  12. DeniseVB says:

    Really ?

  13. helenk3 says:

    A Very Happy Birthday. Enjoy the day and the year

  14. Mary says:

    Happy Birthday !!!

  15. swanspirit says:

    Blessed Solar Return!!!

  16. lyn says:

    Happy Birthday, Klown, and stay out of trouble today!

  17. Constance says:

    Wow, you got me for a second on the Bob Dole thing. Sad that based on the “cronies only” behavior of both political parties it is semi believable,

    Happy birthday!

  18. lyn says:

    Obama potty humor for today.

  19. votermom says:

    Ted Cruz shows off his tat

  20. fif says:

    Oh for God’s sake, he’s 90!?! Can’t these people find anything else productive and fulfilling to do? Politics is like an addiction for them.

  21. leslie says:

    Oh, Happy Day!!! myiq2xu

  22. elliesmom says:

    The sun came out here in honor of your birthday. Ellie says thank you.

  23. DeniseVB says:

    Wow. Both racist and sexist. But it’s okay if they say it, because they can. Was almost going to reply to him with #GetCovered with #Obamacare ? Gonna need it for the gunshot wounds. Nah, he’ll find me …. 😉

  24. abc says:

    Bob Dole? Nooo, must be an April Fool’s joke.

    Happy birthday!

  25. Mt.Laurel says:

    Happy Birthday Greetings to Klown from the US Postal Service:

  26. Jadzia says:

    Happy birthday! You share your birthday with my little sister, who has never liked having an April Fool’s birthday. Unfortunately, our mom died last week, so she is having the worst birthday ever.

  27. helenk3 says:

    today is also Dandy Tiger’s birthday.

    a cross country party is in order

  28. The Klown says:

    Oh goody goody gumdrops!

    Guess who decided to read a speech on my birthday. It’s gonna be about Obamacare too!


  29. The Klown says:

    He’s supposed to start at 1:15 KST – I’m tuning in just to see how late he is.

    Put me down for 18 minutes late.

  30. The Klown says:
  31. helenk3 says:

    sadly this is not an April Fool’s joke

    there is something mentally wrong with these people. they really need to get a life

  32. Happy Birthday to both of you!

  33. westcoaster says:

    Happy birthday! Here’s my favorite scene from Poltergeist (I was the same age as the girl when I watched it). You haven’t lived until you’ve been sucked into a closet.

  34. helenk3 says:

    I had not checked my E-mail in several days. When I checked it today I found out that thanks to a class action lawsuit I received almost $200 to spend on Barns and Nobel books. if I had not acted to redeem some of the money by today I would have lost it. By buying some of the books with there money I still have the rest to spend when I want more books
    Then I felt that I needed a refill on a prescription that I had not used in a while. when I called the doctor , I found our today was the last day I could get a refill because it was a year since I had seen him last. I got the refill and an appointment for a checkup.
    decided today was the day to buy some lottery tickets. can’t hurt and might win.

  35. helenk3 says:

    maybe backtrack really does believe you do not have to pay for it to be counted. after all what has he ever really paid for?

    • mothy67 says:

      I paid my premium in the beginning of Feb. got nothing from the insurance company and I have spent at least 15 hours on the phone. No ID cards no plan brochure nothing but a bill for March and April. I paid for March. More hours on the phone. no record of my payment. I asked to have my policy canceled and my money and any subsidy refunded. Told I have coverage but I needed to write down a long string of numbers should I need to go to the ER. Second time I got the same response. I want it canceled I paid. Endless transfers and no one knows anything but that I have coverage and according to one woman I am on the hook for my April premium. WTF? I canceled two weeks ago. Complete fucking hassle. Are they going to collect the subsidy for April even though I canceled in the middle of March? Barring an accident I don’t even want insurance. No need if my organs fail again I am going to ride it out. I only signed up to give my parents peace of mind. Imagine being very very ill and trying to navigate this shit.

  36. The Klown says:

    Has anyone else noticed that Obama announced the success of Obamacare on April Fool’s Day?

  37. mothy67 says:

    How much of a carbon footprint do you think the film Noah created.(Bet it was more than anyone here and their immediate family will create in three lifetimes) A friend told me a controlled car explosion on a studio lot creates more damage to the environment than the heating/ air conditioning of more than a 100 homes. And the Oscars– how many people flew how far to pat themselves on the back while screaming about global warming. Let alone the waste of cooling/heating a theater for an “important” film that 12 people sit in a cavernous hall to watch. Wonder if EPA regulations have an exemption for “art”?

  38. The Klown says:
  39. helenk3 says:

    government can not handle 2 million civil servants and wants to handle how many American’s health care?

  40. mothy67 says:

    How much money has already been spent on marketing and administration of the ACA? How much waste will there be yet to come. How many people will cacel policies or just not pay their share? Woman on the phone told me I may recieve bills for couple of months. My subsidy was not much but if they are going to keep billing me are they going to eep billing the taxpayer? How many people when faced with choosing which bill to pay are going to put insurance at the bottem of the list. They opt not to paybut the government will take months to straighten it out. Mean while a person has no coverage but the insurance company continues to collect. Trust me signing up was easier than canceling. WHAT A CLUSTER F U C K

  41. 49erDweet says:

    Gonna hafta eat my words on the CA rain. Just talked to son, a crabber out of SF bay, and he sez all day waves of heavy rain are now getting LOUDER and longer, with no end in sight. Sorry, Klown. Might need to hunker down cuz it’s headed your way.

  42. 49erDweet says:

    Looks like today’s Chilian quake tsunami won’t reach Hawaii until after 3:24a local time. Still trying to figure out the wave force to expect. Some say shallow quake’s waves aren’t as severe.

  43. mothy67 says:

    ABC Family?????? Double dare anyone to watch 3 episodes of Pretty Little Liars and not be apalled. Show is so irresponsible. 10th grade girl having an affair with her teacher and the dad is the bad guy because he objects. I only watched the show because ny neighbors are doing an extended weekend away and leaving their 16 yr old daughter at home to have a Pretty Little Liars weekend.
    Most tweeted show on tv. Well acted and if they were college aged it would be less offensive and even a bit interesting in that soap opera way but this is written for children about children. Maybe I have just become an old white gay bitter clinging gun weilding racist mysoginist pig but a tenth grader making out with a doctor(yes they do the age thing more than once) makes me angry. How much power does the media have over collective thought. Pre 2008 I thought not much but after witnessing people go insane over obama I don’t know.

  44. The Klown says:

    The SFGiants are undefeated so far this season thanks to Buster Posey’s 9th inning, tie-breaking homerun.

  45. The Klown says:
  46. DeniseVB says:

    You all can thank me for not reblogging here tonight 🙂

    ….this would have been an open thread !

  47. helenk3 says:

    the previews of the new show Fargo on FX look interesting. They come up with some really good shows

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