The King is Dead!

Dead Joffrey

Exciting news for all you GOT fans, King Joffrey is now Dead King Joffrey. He was poisoned at his own wedding banquet.

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer sadistic scumbag.

Who killed Joffrey is a mystery. Tyrion has been accused of the murder, but my money is on Margaery. That sneaky two-faced bitch is evil.

In other news, I am in a lot of pain. My neck is so sore I can’t turn my head. I am currently wearing about 20 Salonpas patches and wishing they were Fentanyl. Does anyone know where I can score some heroin or Oxycontin?


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54 Responses to The King is Dead!

  1. The Klown says:

    MUST WATCH: Sharyl Attkisson on CBS Bias & White House Harrassment:

    • jeffhas says:

      I saw her earlier on O’Reilly – two things stood out for me in that interview:

      1) the unbelievably, calm, professional way she describes the situation whereby she is basically smeared, and neutered (and not always in that order). This woman ‘could’ to be a problem for the administration – except that she is likely to not be asked on CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS for an interview – which of course is just another Administration neutering.

      2) the CLEAR and utter disgust of Bill O’Reilly – who as a FOX news host has been well aware and critical of ‘liberal bias’ in news organizations, yet has been somewhat ‘fair’ to Obama by defending the man himself. I got the distinct impression even Bill O’Reilly felt the treatment of this woman by CBS, the Administration, and now by Liberal interests had gone fully over the line – he couldn’t hide the reaction on his face, although Ms. Akisson seems to be handling the situation without any emotional ill will.

      … But O’Reilly seemingly didn’t get as much time with her as Kurtz here…

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Holy-Moly. Not sure of this source, guess it could be easy to check out. How is Congress allowing this ?

  3. DeniseVB says:

    I guess Twitter went a little nuts over that GoT episode…..I guess no need to post “spoiler” 😉

  4. DeniseVB says:

    Not that this has anything to do with the article (which is good btw), but just realized you can’t spell “Tourettes Syndrome” without Toure. He should have gone with Neblett 🙂

  5. Constance says:

    Off topic….My little Obot is filling out her first tax return of any consequence. Apparently her engineering internship didn’t take out any taxes so she owes the IRS $166 AND she won’t be getting a money gift from the government. She is in the 10% tax bracket! She finds this outrageous! Why does the government cost so much? What has the government ever done for her? Why don’t they mind their own business and stay out of her life? She tried to mail the tax forms without a check. I told her “hey you need to put your check in the envelope and mail them together unless you want to pay a load of interest on what you owe”. She found that outrageous also.
    I told her she sounds like a Republican and she said “don’t call me that, that is offensive!” ROTFLMAO!

    I think this sort of scenario would make a perfect Republican recruiting ad.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Certainly would make a good ad for the Fair Tax folks. My little Obot finally grew up when she started her own business and found out how the feds punish success. On top of that, she has to pay a tax guy to do her quarterlies and he ain’t cheap either. First 3 years of her biz she figured (after paying employees and overhead) she made 17 cents an hour.

      • 49erDweet says:

        My Neville loving youngest Obot has worked herself in a position to be offered an upgrade into management from rank and file, and is now twisting in the wind considering options – and what she could do with the extra money. Schadenfreude. I love it.

    • 49erDweet says:

      The burn! The burn!

  6. swanspirit says:

    My money for poisoning Joffrey is on the new MIL , whose mother would want their daughter defiled by that beast?

    • DeniseVB says:

      I’m not a fan (aka follower) of the show, but twitter was excited that they made his eyes bleed. Cool beans. I thought the character looked interesting in that creepy man-child sort of way, wonder why they killed him off?

    • DeniseVB says:

      So glad my kids are beyond this. They went to small faith based colleges in the boonies of NC and Manhattan, both are doing great now as young-side-of-middle aged farts.

  7. helenk3 says:

    you gotta love Victor Davis Hanson
    psychodramatic campuses

  8. The Klown says:

    Woodward on IRS Scandal: ‘There’s Obviously Something Here’:

  9. The Klown says:

    Author explores Pakistan collusion with Taliban:

  10. swanspirit says:

    Craigslist serial killers don’t usually offer to show up with a five gallon bucket of aquatic plants and tadpoles , do they ?

  11. DeniseVB says:

    Speaking of eyes bleeding, I posted a rant over on the other side…..

    To amuse myself, that is 😀

  12. The Klown says:
    • Somebody says:

      I would point out the dems are more closely affiliated with the klan. A bit of history they’d rather forget and rewrite.

  13. The Klown says:

    EPIC FAIL: Wheel of Fortune – Achilles Who? Dicespin What? (Apr. 11, 2014):

    • swanspirit says:

      I saw that , and I really felt for the poor guy , and then I thought , his teachers should have been horsewhipped ( just an expression ) but still , someone should have said that name to him aloud , or at least made him watch Troy !

  14. angienc says:

    It isn’t a mystery who poisoned Joffrey if you’ve read the books.

  15. 49erDweet says:

    The traffic alert on TV tonight said “Truck hailing Squid overturns, blocks one lane” My honey looks at me puzzled, says, “that’s a mighty big squid if it can haul a truck”.

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