BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea Clinton is Preggers!


The H8ers be H8in’ and the nutters be nuttin’:

Chelsea Clinton Is Expecting First Child

Chelsea Clinton said Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting their first child later this year, adding a new label to her mother, the potential 2016 Democratic presidential nominee: grandmother.

“I just hope that I will be as good a mom to my child and, hopefully, children as my mom was to me,” Ms. Clinton said.

She made the surprise announcement at an event on the Lower East Side where she and Mrs. Clinton sat on stage with the actress America Ferrera to discuss the Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation’s efforts to advance women and girls.


First of all let me say congratulations and best wishes to Chelsea and her husband what’s-his-name. Congratulations also to the expectant grandparents. Best wishes too.

This is gonna be strange. The media will treat this like a royal baby event, even bigger than the birth of North West. The haters will be losing their shit. The tinfoil hat crowd will come up with some weird conspiracy theories.

I’m hoping it’s a girl so she can someday marry Prince George. THAT would be epic.



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18 Responses to BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea Clinton is Preggers!

  1. lyn says:

    Best wishes to Chelsea and her husband. I think Hillary and Bill will be great grandparents.

  2. helenk3 says:

    very glad for them.

  3. swanspirit says:

    I am thrilled for them . And of course this very well could be more reason for Hillary to forego running for Prezzy . Who knows what upheaval lurks in the wombs of women !

  4. helenk3 says:

    backtrack sticks it to Joe Biden

    • swanspirit says:

      Backtrack would stick it to his own grandmother if he thought it would benefit him . O wait , he did that early on , and it was an absolute early indicator as to his real character; for those like us who were paying attention to something other than the color of his skin .

  5. votermom says:

    Yay for babies! Always a happy occasion to welcome one.

    (I don’t think Prince George can marry a non-Brit)

    • Somebody says:

      Haha you beat me to it VM. I was going to tell Klown the marriage will never happen, not unless George abdicates.
      Congrats to the Clinton family! I hope everything goes smoothly for Chelsea and that the baby is healthy.
      I don’t know who would talk trash and hate on the Clintons over their daughter being pregnant and beyond Andrew Sullivan who else could make a conspiracy out of it???

    • 49erDweet says:

      Wasn’t It that Simpson was a fallen woman, actually still married to someone else? Obviously the family would want him to stick with royalty, but aren’t there provisions for refreshing the bloodlines?

      • Somebody says:

        There may be, I don’t know all the rules. I know there was some exception for Kate Middleton because she is a commoner so maybe it was allowed for the bloodline. George will have to marry a Brit to ascend to the throne, he can’t marry a foreigner.

  6. 1539days says:

    I have a conspiracy theory. Chelsea is going to have the baby while refusing to be on Obamacare.

  7. DandyTIger says:

    I’m sure the media will treat Hillary and Chelsea exactly the way they treated Sarah and Bristol. /snark. I wish them all the best as well.

  8. mothy67 says:

    This should help Mark’s mom deflect from obamacare after writing a gushing endorsement for it in one of the Philly papers. She is running for her old seat out in the Main Line.

  9. DandyTIger says:

    Just wondering if this helps or hurts Hillary. First let’s not forget the intense amount of hatred towards women from the Dem party. Back when it was Hillary vs. Barack, the Dems were full on, women can’t be president. And those were the nice ones. Now picture them talking about a grandmother being president. She seems like the front runner now, again, but any viable male that comes along could easily take it from her. Or for the Dem party, come close enough that they’ll then hand it to him. Add to that their intense hatred of the Clintons, much more so than even Repubs hate the Clintons. I don’t think it will be pretty, and that’s only the primaries.

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