Happy Easter!

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Today is the day that Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus by hiding colored eggs. College students honor the Easter tradition of going to warm places and having drunken sex with strangers.

Progressives sneer condescendingly at everyone else, just like they do every other day of the year.

My older sister tried to lure me to church with promises of dinner afterwards, but I told her I was worried I might burst into flames if I walked on holy ground. Besides, the SFGiants play at 1:00 o’clock and her church isn’t one of those that serves wine.

What are you doing today?


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31 Responses to Happy Easter!

  1. mothy67 says:

    This is very very funny. Sorry don’t know how to just get the image

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Nothing says Happy Easter like a shopping mall flash mob…..in Beirut, Lebanon ! This video gave me goosebumps as the joy of their Christian beliefs in that part of the world, priceless…..

  3. Constance says:

    Happy Easter to everyone whether you celebrate or not! I suspect many of those who don’t celebrate will have a better day than those of us who do celebrate.

    I plan to enjoy conversing with my relatives while avoiding the sore topics of kids in prison for stealing to support a drug habit, kids who are planning to quit jobs with Fortune 500 companies to start legal pot grows, divorce, gay kids, who made the decision to put Mom in that nursing home, etc………. And I am planning food with gluten free, dairy free, organic, non GMO, vegan, substitutes. Life is good!

    It’s already been pointed out to me that I am in a bad mood and I’ve only been awake for an hour.

    • mothy67 says:

      I think holidays give you the right to start drinking before noon. Feel like skipping over the Bloody Mary and going straight for bourbon.Great for the kids but the adults exhaust me. Think I am going to try 23 and me to prove I was switched at birth.

    • Constance says:

      I think I better figure out how to incorporate a lot of alcohol into the Easter family celebration. Too bad it still isn’t acceptable to smoke some Easter grass and mellow everyone out.

      • votermom says:

        Sacramental wine. đŸ˜€

      • mothy67 says:

        Are you going to share? I keep it all to myself lean back and watch.

      • Somebody says:

        Boy do I feel your pain Constance! My family just left, free at last, I’m free at last!! I thought I was going to have an Easter dinner for my children and grandchildren, but son and family went down state to her parents. My eldest daughter decided not to make the drive and stayed in NC so then I thought we were having a quiet Easter until my sister called last week. In the end my mom, siblings and their families invited themselves to my house along with all their dietary needs and varying tastes. I’ve been in a really pissy mood for a couple of days, LOL!

        True to form my sister showed up two hours late which resulted in my lamb and asparagus I kept warm being overcooked……..argh! On the upside there weren’t any cutting remarks from my mother about my attire, my house or my children. Well maybe there were but I didn’t hear them, LOL!

  4. lyn says:

    Easter blessings! Loved this sign at a church: “When God saw you, it was love at first sight.” Have a peaceful day.

  5. votermom says:

    Happy Easter to all!

  6. driguana says:

    Happy Easter to all who celebrate this day. I’m moving lots of dirt in the yard…

    • lyn says:

      Very interesting. Democrats were the original domestic terrorists. Now they destroy the reputations of people who dare to disagree with them.

  7. foxyladi14 says:

    Happy Easter and Happy Passover to all!!!! đŸ™‚

  8. mothy67 says:

    Happy Easrer, Passover and whatever holiday they made up so noone feels left out. Enjoy.

  9. mothy67 says:

    Easrer = Easter

  10. helenk3 says:

    HAPPY EASTER TO ALL HERE

  11. helenk3 says:

    http://prepperchimp.com/2014/04/20/must-see-video-blm-whistleblower-reid-bunkerville-llc-owns-land-around-the-bundy-ranch/

    gee what a surprise
    land around Bundy ranch just happens to belong to reid-bunkerville llc

    I want a full investigation of using government resources for private gain

  12. swanspirit says:

    Happy Easter Everyone!!!

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    ROFLMFAO:

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