Today is the day that Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus by hiding colored eggs. College students honor the Easter tradition of going to warm places and having drunken sex with strangers.
Progressives sneer condescendingly at everyone else, just like they do every other day of the year.
My older sister tried to lure me to church with promises of dinner afterwards, but I told her I was worried I might burst into flames if I walked on holy ground. Besides, the SFGiants play at 1:00 o’clock and her church isn’t one of those that serves wine.
What are you doing today?