For the past few months my front porch has been the hottest local all-night bistro for the hipster feline/procyon set. So I went out front to refill the kibble bowl and I discovered that a few Periplaneta americana or some similar members of the order blattodea have tried to homestead my ‘hood. Big mofos too.
So at 1:15 am I was out in front of my house halfway between drunk and hungover while waging chemical warfare with a spray bottle of home brewed organophosphate and a flashlight. Unlike the last time, I came inside before I had to explain anything to the police.
But I’m pretty sure that the employees and in-patients of the “residential care facility” across the street wonder why I don’t live with them.
Apparently the hottest movie in the country is Walter White vs. Godzilla. I’m betting on Heisenberg.
What are you doing this weekend?
The Crawdad Hole 
The worst thing about Twitter is scrolling back thru your drunk tweets from the night before.
Oprah “postpones” Michael Sam docuseries …. sounds like the Rams did not approve 😉
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/own-postpones-michael-sam-docuseries-705082
It must be latent homophobia.
I would guess the coaches shit a brick and the players warned to keep them the hell out of it. Was Oprah going to pay the entire team and all of the owners like she is going to pay Sam. I don’t think so. They claim it was going to be a docudrama of his life out of training and playing but my understanding is that is all players and coaches do except sleep during season. It is a 24/7 job essentially with practice and workouts and travel and playing. OWN is now lying to cover their butts because without the football no one would watch this train wreck.
Sam was drafted but he probably hasn’t signed a contract yet. The Rams don’t even have to offer him one.
If it was me I’d offer him the league minimum with performance bonuses if he exceeds certain goals. I’d offer the same deal to any 7th round pick.
Wonder if he’ll survive Rookie Training Camp this weekend ?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/13/2014-nfl-rookie-minicamp-dates/
Looks like the NFL was blindsided by Oprah’s deal with Sam. The timing of her announcing the docuseries after his pick probably didn’t help. Here’s some ESPN chatter from the other day …..
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/05/15/audio-jason-whitlock-i-would-consider-cutting-michael-sam/
According to the White House website, Obama was butt sliding across the counter to have his picture taken with the employees. This was photo of the day, why does Pete Souza hate him? 😛
Hope the gatekeeper didn’t go back to bed 😉 ^^^^comment’s in moderation^^^^
I had the emergency keys in my overalls.
Thanks!
He’s just oh so pResidential.
Does Shake Shack only have one Asian employee?
Michelle Obama gave another speech about …..raaacism ! Is she ever happy? She had great opportunities as a youth, why not inspire from those experiences?
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/17/us/mrs-obama-cites-view-of-growing-segregation.html?_r=0
And it begins….lol….
Whose fault is it? Liberals have a lock on education in this country. K-12 and college. They also control all the big cities.
When the Dems had a super majority, everything was all evil republican’s fault. With Dems in charge of pretty much all education in cities and many areas for decades, everything is evil republican’s fault. Even now, with Dems in charge of the WH and the senate, it’s evil republican’s fault. I’m sensing a pattern. They don’t want to actually do anything, they want it handed to them, magically.
And now that all the money is running out, they’re whining and crying that it’s all the rich people’s fault, and they need to give them their money. First, limousine liberals, celebs, and a large percentage of moguls are them (Dems). But with the IRS’s help, they want to extract the money just from the republican rich somehow. And second, having more money injected won’t do what they think it will do. It’s a math thing.
They have done lots of things. But pretty much everything they’ve done has failed to produce the results they promised.
Which, of course, is the evil Republicans’ fault.
The devil made me do it. Really, when you think about it, it’s a frick’ing religion. But of course, so is the other side. How on earth did I not see that before? Praise the gods of no party that I have. Wait, what?
DT. There’s another option worth considering. It’s scary but based on what the Dhim’s say, almost logical.
Maybe evil Republicans are stronger and more powerful than Dhim’s Maybe they’re smarter and better at their jobs. Maybe they know how to get things done better. Maybe voters should just give up and let evil Republicans have their way. After all, even though they’ve been outnumbered for over five years, if they are to blame for everything maybe it’s hopeless to resist. /snark/
Meanwhile, back in the classroom…..where’s the common sense?
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139013-13-yr-old-playing-childhood-game-gets-turned-cops-questioning/
I cannot believe the custody stuff is over. I had made a decision there was no way my baby girl was going to be raised in hell by a bad man. I was prepared to do what ever it took. I spent so many nights sleepless in fear of what would become of her if we lost. Was not going to happen on my watch. Not sure how I feel about myself right now. I was prepped to do what it took to protect Shay. Get some relief with the decision. He can only see her once a week in a supervised setting for two hours and has to have a psych evaluation. After the judge gave her ruling he burst into her office and called me a f a g and my mother a bitch. Not gonna get a denial from either of us. Hope none of you ever have to endure family court
Whew, glad that’s over for you. Congrats on the “win”.
I spent so much time in family court I decided to go to law school.
No toilet function? How about a drink holder?
I would definitely want a bigger monitor. I almost went blind trying to read a small monitor.
The noise from those older machines was a bit much to be that close. I imagine the cup holder and toilet option were extra.
I want.
Just signed the solo petition form.
He makes sense, but the Dems will call it racist 😉 At least that’s what the Dems called awarding electoral votes by congressional districts won in Va, so it failed. Anything that makes sense is racist these days.
Va. is an open primary state but you have to request either a dem OR repub ballot. When the other party is unopposed (see Obama 2012), the other party tends to vote for the oppo candidate most likely their guy can beat. Both major party supporters do this and it’s quite legal. And another tragedy in our electoral system 😦