Happy Hungover Caturday Open Thread

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I got wild and crazy watching Grease and Sixteen Candles last night. That was after the SF Giants got beat again.

I’m waiting for the sun to come up so I can mow the lawn before it gets too hot like it was yesterday.


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95 Responses to Happy Hungover Caturday Open Thread

  1. The Klown says:
  2. votermom says:

    You should mow the lawn bright and early while all the neighbors are dealing with their hangovers.

  3. DeniseVB says:

    What the……..

  4. The Klown says:

    I got a post I want to write but it doesn’t want to crystalize. It concerns these Lib/Progs living in the NE who are suddenly experts about the immigration crisis and say “we” should help these people when they really mean “someone else besides me” should take care of and pay for everything.

    • 1539days says:

      Don’t forget how White liberals react when they go south and see a bunch of black people in one place at a time.

    • DandyTIger says:

      In a funny way, they’re like old time colonials. They’re manipulating borders and populations in the south and west like those are third world countries that need their help and need to be treated like children.

    • 49erDweet says:

      They’re in throwback mode. They’ve retrograded to how their ancestors behaved. Have never seen and can’t actually smell the barnyard, but know exactly how the milking must be done.

      • elliesmom says:

        A lot of white northern liberals who can’t quite afford limousines move into “diverse neighborhoods” when they’re childless. They pat themselves on the back for it. Then the kids come along, and they take a look at the school system for their neighborhood. They want “everybody to have to meet everybody” until it puts their kid’s chance of getting into a good college where he will make the kind of connections that will allow him to buy a limousine. If the parents can’t afford private school, they head back to the burbs where they grew up. The solution to the poor little immigrant kids issue really is to send busloads of them north. Let the people who think they should be absorbed into the US do the absorbing. One of two things will happen. Either the kids will end up in foster homes with people who want them here, or the progs will change their tune on immigration. I’m betting on the latter.

        • The Klown says:

          In Texas, Arizona and California the recent flood of immigrants is overwhelming social services, schools and the justice system. Hospital emergency rooms too.

          There just aren’t enough jobs or resources for that many people. The feds aren’t picking up the tab, nor are those NE blue states.

        • Constance says:

          I would be OK with that plan. And seriously if you are going to let the kids in and let them live here then for Gods sake they need to run full background checks on whom ever they are turning them over to and check in to see what is going on. It is a disaster waiting to happen to turn children over to someone they have never met because they carry a piece of paper with that persons phone number. It is possible they could be used as slaves.

        • 1539days says:

          It also scares the crap out of them when people talk about vouchers because it might lower the standards of their nice white schools.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      honk

    • DeniseVB says:

      Here’s an idea, do an Amnesty.com parody thread of Ancestry.com. When I think of it, I wouldn’t be here today if it weren’t for very BRAVE immigrants, stupid enough to fight in our wars….and survived. (yeah, I go back to the civil war and stupid kids from Ireland getting off the boat at Ellis, then sent to the frontlines, my Italian half came over to help in WW1).

      I love the show “Who Do You Think You Are” , so use that for the title 😀

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  6. lildoggy4u says:

    Interesting story about a Democrat in office for 42 years (Minnesota) being challenged by an influx of Somali refugees and their candidate. Suddenly, the Democrat finds a post office address used by 142 voters and screams voter fraud. But its the same post office box that was in place and used when Al Franken won there (before the Somalis arrived though). Immigrants learn quick how to use the system if nothing else. http://tinyurl.com/ppkgv6n

    • lildoggy4u says:

      And welcome to Minnesota

      • The Klown says:

        They are black and Muslim. He is white.

        GLAAD’s response: {{crickets}}

      • lildoggy4u says:

        Uh oh: obviously racist bigoted owner from Massachusetts discriminates against Muslims

        • leslie says:

          You know, where I work, we are not allowed to go bare legged, our toes must be covered, our nails must be trimmed and in some departments, nails cannot be painted and heads/hair must be covered. Some of those requirements were initiated after I began to work there. We either complied or we looked for another job elsewhere. Of course, most of us are hard workers and the only protestors were slugs to begin with. And most of us are not trying to challenge any little change that we disagree with. We simply want to do the work we love. There are always things about work that are uncomfortable and stressful. But we have choices. Just as where I work (a hospital) the changes to dress code and personal appearance are related to health/safety to patients and workers alike, it seems the changes mentioned in the report in the video are for safety as well. And it seems the owner was respectful toward the workers and their belief. Just another case of faux outrage stirred (more than likely) by outsiders. Or libruls.

          • lildoggy4u says:

            He attempted to accommodate their beliefs with several options but they claim it is because of their skin/religion. Now where do you suppose they picked up those talking points?

      • lyn says:

        Nobody is outraged?! The guy has guts.

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    • lyn says:

      Wasn’t there a story that confirmed the video angle after this guy was caught? It must have been wishful thinking.

      • angienc says:

        Yes there was but I knew at the time it was prog lies — but of course, the *first* story is the one people remember, not the quiet retraction to it.

  10. DandyTIger says:

    New record for the number of surrounding neighbors and fireworks. Never seen anything like it. Very bright and noisy. I checked this morning; nothing burned down. All the fireworks stands that crop up a month before definitely did a booming business. Booming, see what I did there. Best part, instead of the usual near 100 degrees this time of year, it was in the low 70s. Global cooling is real people.

    • leslie says:

      Yup, I wore several layers of clothes to go to the lakefront last night. I probably over dressed, but I wasn’t cold. Lots of ppl watching the fireworks were wrapped in their blankets from earlier in the day. Today it will be in the 80’s and tomorrow it will be even warmer. BTW what does the A in AGW mean? I’ve tried to find it, but am uncertain about its meaning. Thanks.

      • 49erDweet says:

        Some word that means nasty, dirty humans negligenly caused it. And we stink, too.

        • 1539days says:

          Anthropogenic means made by man. AGW was used in that short period after Global Warming was shown to be more nature-caused. It was then replaced by Climate Change when it was shown that temperatures are actually going down except when satellites “measure” temperature by shooting infrared rays at the surface of the earth.

    • 49erDweet says:

      It may be real, but by her recent silence it looks like it used Arthur to blow DeniseVB into the next state….

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  15. mothy67 says:

    To be fair some liberals are sincere. Marjotie Margolies(Mesvinsky) — Chelsea Clinton’ s mother in law. Her daughter and I were roommates in college. Holly was the product of a GI and vietnamese prostitute. She was selling fish on the street when her mother did a piece for the Today show. She adopted her as a single mother. Also to her credit they had a livevin house keeper and a driver who lived on the property. Talking pool house and carriage house. They sent all the kids to Friends Select. Very expensive Quaker school. Yep the housekeepers kids went to an elite prep school. She got her ass spanked when she ran for congress again(she served one term and was the vote that put that passed Bill’s budget. Made the mistake of endorsing health care bill in the Philadelphia Inquirer before it was a known lemon. Clinton’s campaigned for her but she lost big. I think the Clinton magic has been mis-spent. Anyhow I like the lady and she put up. I have known a lot of sick rich people but none that put their VIetnamese house keeper’s kids in one of the best schools in the world. Yes I know Ed robbed all of his friends with some Nigerian get rich scheme. Funny story he ran for state attorney general one year. Opponent ran an ad ED Mesvinsky wwants to clean up drugs on our streets maybe he should start in his own backyard. Boom picture of Holly buying blow in north Philly. He lost.

  16. mothy67 says:

    Contrast that to my parents home. Previous owner took in foster kids. All of the doors witness the fact that he locked the kids inside rooms. Four cells in the basement. Front and back porch converted into tiny rooms. I have spoken with one kid and he says it was like military. Sucked ass but better than group home. Holey fucking shit. Wrong wrong wrong. I am neurotic about college for my baby. She has chip because I cannot buy her insurance but I do not want a penny for day to day stuff I asked the judge to make all support payments go to a college fund. Smartest thing ever. Turns out he was claiming her on taxes without providing support and bossy lady with a gavel called him a tool and said I have all your history in front of me. The fight is not over. He has to go. Through 12 weeks of county supervised visits. Such a butt plug. He tried to make her read a princess story.. SHe has out grown sleeping beauty. My kid she loves Fiver from Watership Down, Jane Eyre, Harry Potter. Her father is such an asshole he commandedcher to sit and listen. They have pros watching everything. She cried so hsrd and said why can you not be me dad. Ached is the only word that comes close. I took paper towels and created a wall outside the door that said I love you pain i. The ass.
    I pretend I do not know her name. Call her something odd always. Crud is doing well. Her grandfather was Allegheney County’s most wanted. My sister her grandmother had a nephew live with them for two weeks . Kid went and shot a woman in the head forca cigarette. I think it made national news. He was angry and maybe ass raped. My sister and her new husband treated them like cadets. Does not work. I owe my little one. She is my responsibility. I can color her life or darken it. I choose to colot.
    I am also against gays with kids. Adopt there are 50,ooo thousand at the border. Cum stains screaming about globsl warming manufacture a child. Get real. Icky is a brat left alone in a welfare day care prison camp. I said no. Wiped her ass gave her bottles laid asleep with my hand on her chest because I am neurotic but every night filled me with fear of SIDS. Then I go to worrying that I was worrying too much.

  17. 49erDweet says:

    Woulda been better for your “Freedom is Messy” post yesterday, but ran across this from John Adams and couldn’t resist: ” We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.”
    – John Adams

  18. mothy67 says:

    Fuck meeechellr.I get angry when i hear the poor manipulated. Sickens me. I used an outhose and when it was too cold there was a buvket. WEChad no phone no washer no dryer. We did have a tv really old black and white round fucker that my parents made us sit in front of and make up stories.
    We were poor.I remember the ants eatong the walls. I was in tenth grade and I would walk several blocks because I was ashamed I lived in a shack. I am now 47 and I know shame is an awful emotion. I think it is impossible to translate. I am in some ways still a kid I cry so hard for my baby. No matter what I do I will never becl able to protect her. I wish she had a regular home life. I cannot provide that. Never. I am only half stupid I realize my baby aches for traditional home life. Too bad not gonna happen. She was thrown away. I did squat just picked her up and now she is singing her lungs out to Bohemian Rhapsody. She never ever shuts up. Talks and talks and talks.
    I was given a gift to cherish this brat. She uses words like acclimate. My trooper. Who knew she was smart she got twenty from me and bribed the DJ to play I Need You Now.
    Guess I want to say if I had not made the mistake of walking into her life where would she be???

    I

  19. mothy67 says:

    Supertramps Give a Little is also a pleasant reminder of how I got so mad.

    http://youtube.com/?#/watch?v=rx_7_BrR3Bc

  20. mothy67 says:

    I want to utter the words thank you. I can be a tool and have been a simple man venting. I have tons of hurt and often it renders me a cripple. Punky pain in my brewster changes every thing. I am not a nice person. I suck. Awful I have this thing that wraps her fat fingers around my index and then I cry.

  21. 1539days says:

    I made the mistake of putting it on NBC news tonight.

    So, of course, everyone coming across is supposedly mothers and their children trying to escape violence in Honduras and Guatemala. Words like “migrant” and “refugee” were thrown around. Nothing about the children sent over on their own as anchors or the creepy adults with them. NBC was sure to let it be known that after you are processed, you can end up with an appearance ticket for a deportation hearing, which is basically an invitation to go underground.

  22. mothy67 says:

    The only peojple buying this shit are the four peoplr watcing Ronan Farrow. It is manipulation and the washinhton pukes are using kids.

  23. elliesmom says:

    Speaking of immigration – I have a new granddog. His name is Hank, and he’s a handsome brindle Mountain Cur. The vet says he’s about 3 years old. He was a stray, but was obviously someone’s pet. Other than being a little underweight, he’s been well-cared for. He’s housebroken, crate trained, and knows basic commands. He enjoys running with my son and knows the routine. He is settling in nicely. But how does a dog found as a stray in Kentucky end up in a shelter in Massachusetts? This dog was not hard to place. He’s a handsome, healthy, well-behaved guy.

  24. DeniseVB says:

    OH THE OUTRAGE….trickle down to the comments 🙂

  25. The Klown says:
  26. mothy67 says:

    Votermom
    I keep forgetting to tell you this but Hank’s story reminded me. As you know I have walked into the admissions office at CMU and Pitt and said what do I do for my kid. They were very receptive as I think it is not often they get questions about a second grader. Anywho volunteer work is very important. I take the rug rat twice per week to the shelter near the stadiums in Pittsburgh. We walk a couple of mutts. Exert nothing. Easiest thing in the world. Lots of very monied people are involved. I get tickets to everything. Shay thinks it is normal to walk a dog with local tv personalities.Has no clue who Mario Lemieux, Hines Ward the HIllmans, Rooney’s, Carnegies are. I do not know how to drive so we are bus dependant. I did not think if we help out at the city shelter I would get box seats for hockey games. It was just what was doable. Also look at buying premier membership for the local museums. I spend 400/year but we have a family tradition the Friday after Thanksgiving we go to the natural history museum. My membership only covers a few people but they always let us slide. My membership covers all the museums. It also gets me invites to everything. I take my brat once a month to have lunch in the Catedral of Learning. It is part of Pitts campus it is so beautiful Stone structure with profound window. Stained glass with Goethe snf Kafka quotes. I need to know my baby feels that life is what she deserves. I was po and always felt like an interloper. Not going to happen with my kid. Of course she may decide she wants to play badmitten for the Iceland team and I will have to deal. Cross that bridge when we burn it. I know a love that will never grow old. I was so medicated one day taken crud mini gulfing . BLood pressure meds were so strong every heartbeat was agony. NO chance I was gonna die in a parking lot with my misfit to remember. I willed myself to live eyed up the rail road ties serving as parking spaces and said to myself make it one more. I was in hell but somehow I made it. My blood pressure was death. I walked that parking lot not because I wanted to live but because I was not going to die in front of my kid. I like Palin because she is momma grizzly. A world that treats abortion as a nothing burger needs a strong woman saying her piece. I respect that lady. I contrast her to Hillary. Palin said fuck you Hill said I Will play the game.

  27. mothy67 says:

    I maybe an idiot tool but. I think the gay shit is out of contfol. Iwas 12 hiding in the stacks reading everything. I wanted to be normal. Never gonna happrn. It is a tragic sad place. You. Go thtough some nasty shit. Did you know it is Impossible to drink a gallon of vodka and then drown yourself
    Body reacts you end up gasping for aiir and then a psych ward. All you wanted to do was not make your parents ashamed. Kill yourself or hurt mom and dad???? I am a fag but I am also son, uncle, great uncle, brothrr and friend. Sod off everyone has invites to pity parties. Gets you nada to play victim. My brat was thrown away by her parents. Her dad is a pot smoking tool. He can barely write. I would say functioally illeterate. Or just dumb. He is a moron. I buy sylvan learning syste

  28. mothy67 says:

    Finishing I buy sylvan learning system and spend an hour per day teaching kid. I am now broke . I spent 200 thousand dollars protecting this kid. To be honest I really only spent half that amount I used my 401 and had to pay penalties. Baby girl is not going to live in a white trash slum and be making her second baby at fifteen. Nope. Not in the cards. I will spend everything I have and then I will cash in my parents stuff. Legal immigrants built our country by feeling the same way.

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