Thank Ganesh It’s Friday Open Thread

Posted on August 22, 2014 by Myiq2xu - BA, JD, FJB
Tattoo Fail

Tattoo Fail

The old thread was all sweaty and sticky.

Here’s a nice fresh one.

The Derp Sisters

The Derp Sisters

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87 Responses to Thank Ganesh It’s Friday Open Thread

  1. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 10:50 am

    I’ll be back, y’all behave.

  2. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 10:54 am
  3. 49erDweet says:
    August 22, 2014 at 10:59 am

    Both those pix should be filed under #ThingsBestLeftUnseen. {{eyesburn}}

  4. DeniseVB says:
    August 22, 2014 at 11:01 am

    I have nothing against body art, but I find those tats disgusting. Imagine a guy with a giant penis on his bank on a public beach? Just ew (double ew if he writes I Love My Rapey Tool).

    • mcnorman says:
      August 22, 2014 at 11:33 am

      Imagine what happens when the skin is older and far saggier.

    • The Klown says:
      August 22, 2014 at 11:33 am
    • The Klown says:
      August 22, 2014 at 11:35 am
    • The Klown says:
      August 22, 2014 at 11:38 am
      • Constance says:
        August 22, 2014 at 12:03 pm

        I wonder what story archeologists will make up to explain that piece of equipment when they dig it up a thousand years from now?!

        • DeniseVB says:
          August 22, 2014 at 12:59 pm

          If they find that in 3014, they will think they found proof that Black Men did indeed rule the world. (I would love the backstory on that “thang”. At a bridal shower, maybe. A wedding, nope.)

    • Somebody says:
      August 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm

      I once saw a man with a tat of a naked man all the way across his back and down each arm were tats of two men engaged in oral sex on one arm and anal sex on the other. It was at Epcot during gay days at Disney. I complained to some park employees, but my complaints fell on deaf ears and I was accused of being a homophobe.

      I was unaware it was gay days and I was there with my 4th and 6th graders, as well as two high schoolers. I boycotted Disney because of it for years. I don’t care if they have gay days or straight days or dog fucking days, but hold everyone in the park to the same standard. I had a friend just six months earlier that had on a shirt that said “Shit Happens”, park employees approached him and told him to turn the shirt inside out, buy a new shirt or leave…….but naked men tatoos perfectly OK.

      The vast majority of participants at gay days were perfectly fine, but there was a small number that were complete assholes. It’s because of those idiots that I will never, ever go back to Disney parks the first weekend of June.

      • Lulu says:
        August 22, 2014 at 4:33 pm

        Back in the 1970’s when I was in grad school I was hired to interview prison inmates on their tattoos and why they get them. It was a joint corrections and university study to address health issues of infections, fights, injuries, etc over tattoos that were being done IN the prisons. Most were generic F U C K on the knuckles, the Virgin Mary, stuff like that. I also photographed the tattoo with the interview. One guy reluctantly showed me his tattoo that he had gotten while in the big house. It was a giant eagle across his upper back. It took a while get it done in by the prison artist and he couldn’t look while it was being done. Between the the eagles feet and claws was a giant penis and ballocks. It was very hard not to laugh. This “thing” took up his entire back and he was not a happy camper because it was obscene AND funny. One woman in the women’s unit had money bags with dollar signs ($) tatted on her tits. That one was pre-prison and she said she was very drunk when it was done. I am sure they are much worse now.

  6. Constance says:
    August 22, 2014 at 11:58 am

    That first picture reminds me of a friend (from 30 years ago) who had a very poorly drawn but crude and dark picture of man junk tattooed on her upper arm. Once she saved up the money she had an expensive multicolored butterfly tattooed over and around it. All it did was cause your eye to stare at the butterfly because it didn’t ever seem quite right and eventually people would pick out the original and gasp. I sure hope the tattoos in this picture are fake.

  7. DandyTIger says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    Since we’re on a roll with very odd images, I’ll just leave this here.

  8. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:20 pm
  9. NewOrleans says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    I had the same reaction as the little girl!

  10. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:38 pm
  11. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:40 pm
  12. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:43 pm
  13. driguana says:
    August 22, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Actually the tattoo on the lady’s back does look a bit like Ganesh….hmmmm…
    http://www.crystalinks.com/ganesh.html

  14. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    Matthew Continetti:

    I disagree with the idea that this August has been different, in any meaningful way, from the rest of Obama’s second term. For this president, the distinction between “time off” and “time on” is meaningless. For this president, every day is a vacation. And has been for some time. He is like Cosmo Kramer of Seinfeld. “His whole life is a fantasy camp,” George Costanza says of his friend. “People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week.” Imagine what they would pay to live like Obama.

  15. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Remember how Obama came back to DC in the middle of his vacay but didn’t do anything?

    • Lulu says:
      August 22, 2014 at 1:36 pm

      Well, he supposedly loves him some dinner parties. Fancy food and a captive audience. What’s not to like for a narcissist. No one can leave before him due to protocol. He gets to blah, blah, blah people until they drop or pass out.

    • 1539days says:
      August 22, 2014 at 2:00 pm

      I wanna say Wagner is about an 8 on the batshit crazy MSNBC host scale.

  16. WMCB says:
    August 22, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    From the rude subversive asshole who brought you the tattoooed Ted Cruz poster, now this:

  17. HELENK3 says:
    August 22, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    finally my computer is back. I kept have the same problem where the Icons would disappear and I could not get into it. the guy I called to repair it could not. I took it to office depot and they fixed it. there was some kind of malware in it. I do not know how that happened.

    • Expectprivacyfromgov (@lildoggy4u) says:
      August 22, 2014 at 7:14 pm

      HelenK3, i recently experienced a horrible malware attack that not only affected my computer with strange things but got ahold of some of my financial stuff and raided some accounts. I went online with another computer to s great site – http://www.techsupportforum.com. These guys ran logs, walked me through various steps and found/deleted all of my problems hopefully. For no money. In the process, I learned much about my computer, its new. I also learned some things I had done that allowed this to happen. These malware, worms or whatever you call them were buried deep. I recommend this site for anyone even suspecting they’re having problems. Luckily, I had a couple of extra computers, one being the old reliable XP. I think they do accept donations and I will be sending them one as soon as I get the all clear from them. I’m waiting for them to analyze my last logs sent.

  18. DeniseVB says:
    August 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Speak about clickbait, here’s a sample from my local news station……you decide

    http://www.wvec.com/home/2-kids-hurt-in-fall-from-Ferris-wheel-272335141.html

  19. gumsnapper says:
    August 22, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    The lady has a blue cooch? Is that a trend?

    Anyway, reminds me of Lydia.

    • The Klown says:
      August 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm

      Take my word for this: DO NOT google “blue cooch”, “blue vagina” or especially “blue waffle” – the results are NSF anywhere

  20. DeniseVB says:
    August 22, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    Meanwhile, back in Ferguson…..sorry, can’t help myself……

  21. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
  22. Monster from the Id says:
    August 22, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    Speaking of Ganesh, if Bollywood hasn’t made this movie already, they should. 🙂

    http://s175.photobucket.com/user/drkarma/media/GaneshvsNazis_zps54570646.jpg.html

  23. The Klown says:
    August 22, 2014 at 4:34 pm
  24. WMCB says:
    August 22, 2014 at 7:35 pm

  25. abc says:
    August 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    So my husband and I decided that the tat in the OP is instructions for the boyfriend who keeps finding the wrong hole….LOL.

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