Tattoo Fail
The old thread was all sweaty and sticky.
Here’s a nice fresh one.
The Derp Sisters
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I’ll be back, y’all behave.
Kown’s gone let’s raid the liquor cabinet!
Apparently I’ve already been nipping…..Klown not Kown
And that Cabinet looks more like a Keg.
I think *racist* doesn’t mean what Reid thinks it means.
And Jake is no better.
Both those pix should be filed under #ThingsBestLeftUnseen. {{eyesburn}}
I have nothing against body art, but I find those tats disgusting. Imagine a guy with a giant penis on his bank on a public beach? Just ew (double ew if he writes I Love My Rapey Tool).
Imagine what happens when the skin is older and far saggier.
Beauty is truly left to the beholder of such things.
Yes, her beautiful va-jay-jay will be a giant frownie /snork.
{{shudder}}
I wonder what story archeologists will make up to explain that piece of equipment when they dig it up a thousand years from now?!
If they find that in 3014, they will think they found proof that Black Men did indeed rule the world. (I would love the backstory on that “thang”. At a bridal shower, maybe. A wedding, nope.)
I once saw a man with a tat of a naked man all the way across his back and down each arm were tats of two men engaged in oral sex on one arm and anal sex on the other. It was at Epcot during gay days at Disney. I complained to some park employees, but my complaints fell on deaf ears and I was accused of being a homophobe.
I was unaware it was gay days and I was there with my 4th and 6th graders, as well as two high schoolers. I boycotted Disney because of it for years. I don’t care if they have gay days or straight days or dog fucking days, but hold everyone in the park to the same standard. I had a friend just six months earlier that had on a shirt that said “Shit Happens”, park employees approached him and told him to turn the shirt inside out, buy a new shirt or leave…….but naked men tatoos perfectly OK.
The vast majority of participants at gay days were perfectly fine, but there was a small number that were complete assholes. It’s because of those idiots that I will never, ever go back to Disney parks the first weekend of June.
Back in the 1970’s when I was in grad school I was hired to interview prison inmates on their tattoos and why they get them. It was a joint corrections and university study to address health issues of infections, fights, injuries, etc over tattoos that were being done IN the prisons. Most were generic F U C K on the knuckles, the Virgin Mary, stuff like that. I also photographed the tattoo with the interview. One guy reluctantly showed me his tattoo that he had gotten while in the big house. It was a giant eagle across his upper back. It took a while get it done in by the prison artist and he couldn’t look while it was being done. Between the the eagles feet and claws was a giant penis and ballocks. It was very hard not to laugh. This “thing” took up his entire back and he was not a happy camper because it was obscene AND funny. One woman in the women’s unit had money bags with dollar signs ($) tatted on her tits. That one was pre-prison and she said she was very drunk when it was done. I am sure they are much worse now.
That first picture reminds me of a friend (from 30 years ago) who had a very poorly drawn but crude and dark picture of man junk tattooed on her upper arm. Once she saved up the money she had an expensive multicolored butterfly tattooed over and around it. All it did was cause your eye to stare at the butterfly because it didn’t ever seem quite right and eventually people would pick out the original and gasp. I sure hope the tattoos in this picture are fake.
The second picture reminds me of me trolling for guys at bars in Georgetown circa 1965 with a fake i.d..
I was thinking it was Tijuana, but you might be right.
Since we’re on a roll with very odd images, I’ll just leave this here.
True story 😉
Well they look pretty happy so at least they didn’t forget how to have fun!
I had the same reaction as the little girl!
There was a misunderstanding when they told her to blow out the candles.
Oh my.
TWSS
Have you seen the latest trend in Baby Shower cakes ? A smiling baby emerging from a vagina ? http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/14/vagina-cakes/
Okay, I know my parents and grandparents were prudes in the 50’s/60’s when Elvis and The Beatles were the most disgusting thing ever, but com’on, tell me I’m not overreacting with vagina cakes !
I have several saved on my HD – wanna see ’em?
How could they possibly be worse than the ones in my link? Cherry Jello and all? So bring it, if you dare 😉
Gross!
I don’t think I could even eat a piece of those cakes. You know how when you go to women only parties (showers, mom’s first day of school coffees) often everyone brings food but no one is really eating and the food just sits? Well maybe they figured since no one eats the cake anyway they might as well make it disgusting. Of course my skinny husband figured out the excess food problem at women only parties and now crashes women’s parties about halfway through so all the women can feed him their calorie dense specialty. I don’t think even he would eat those cakes (unless there was alcohol involved).
Whatever happened to. ‘Leave something to the imagination?’
I decorate cakes and my eldest daughter has taken it up too. She’s at an age where a lot of her friends are having babies. One of her friends requested a cake like that from us for her shower and we told her no way, no how.
So, are you being SUED for refusing to build a vagina cake? Asking for a baker friend 🙂
No because I don’t own a business and I never get paid.
Click baiting is the most disturbing trend on the internet right now. Even my local news has resorted to making me click only to find out “100 dead in building fire” was in some third world country, last week. Gah.
https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick
I actually wade thru this bullshit, just so I can bring it here to make you shake your head in disgust.
Shaking our heads from hearing about the bullshit is safer than banging our heads on the desk if we actually read the bullshit. Your medical service is much appreciated.
“Matter” is short for “Mad Hatter”
I appreciate it! I can’t make myself read some of this stuff and I can still be semi informed thanks to the sacrifice of Klown and the rest of you all.
Bless you for the diligence, perseverance and sacrifice you apply to your assigned mission, sir.
Actually the tattoo on the lady’s back does look a bit like Ganesh….hmmmm…
http://www.crystalinks.com/ganesh.html
Or maybe it was Ganesh throwing up on her back.
Matthew Continetti:
It depends how much like Obama. If I have to hang out with his homies and Michelle, no deal.
You have to sleep with Michelle 1539, LMAO!
Remember how Obama came back to DC in the middle of his vacay but didn’t do anything?
Well, he supposedly loves him some dinner parties. Fancy food and a captive audience. What’s not to like for a narcissist. No one can leave before him due to protocol. He gets to blah, blah, blah people until they drop or pass out.
I wanna say Wagner is about an 8 on the batshit crazy MSNBC host scale.
From the rude subversive asshole who brought you the tattoooed Ted Cruz poster, now this:
who’s prof xavier?
Greg Abbot. He’s running for governor. He’s a paraplegic.
I remember now! That’s really clever of Sabo to make him Prof X.
Who is Perry supposed to be then – Cyclops?
The Lone Ranger.
Hah! Should have thought of that, but I was stuck in X-Men mode. 😀
Oh, and Wendy Davis-supporting Texas Democrats have photoshopped him standing up in their attack literature, the scum. They have a hard time portraying him as evil white all-powerful male otherwise.
I support that Team Amerikka 😀 Love the Sabo and all his unsavories too.
finally my computer is back. I kept have the same problem where the Icons would disappear and I could not get into it. the guy I called to repair it could not. I took it to office depot and they fixed it. there was some kind of malware in it. I do not know how that happened.
{{bummer}}
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Speak about clickbait, here’s a sample from my local news station……you decide
http://www.wvec.com/home/2-kids-hurt-in-fall-from-Ferris-wheel-272335141.html
The lady has a blue cooch? Is that a trend?
Anyway, reminds me of Lydia.
Take my word for this: DO NOT google “blue cooch”, “blue vagina” or especially “blue waffle” – the results are NSF anywhere
Meanwhile, back in Ferguson…..sorry, can’t help myself……
The stupid BURNS!
Speaking of Ganesh, if Bollywood hasn’t made this movie already, they should. 🙂
http://s175.photobucket.com/user/drkarma/media/GaneshvsNazis_zps54570646.jpg.html
Congrats friend, 1k followers ! Hope they’re friendly ❤
He needed someplace to grieve. The 5th tee seemed a perfect spot.
So my husband and I decided that the tat in the OP is instructions for the boyfriend who keeps finding the wrong hole….LOL.