I am awake only because my neighbor’s car alarm keeps going off.
The story of a white guy who gets PTSD from being racially profiled as a pervy old white guy by a total stranger.
What happens when she reconciles with her husband after she is granted permanent residency? Nobody would abuse that law, would they?
Lolwut? A free drink to the first person to correctly guess the author’s race and profession.
It turns out he wasn’t the gay Jackie Robinson after all.
Last but not least:
Pres and Mrs Obama board AF-1 in Westchester, NY for flight back to DC after attending aide's wedding. pic.twitter.com/6ihRMZYW1Y
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) August 31, 2014
That fucking car alarm is still going off.