Monthly Archives: September 2014

Clown Down

This is the saddest news since the Reno Clown Car Tragedy of 2006: ‘It’ll be kind of hard to smile’: Friends mourn death of ‘Creeky the Clown’ at 98 Floyd V. Creekmore, better known as Creeky the Clown, died last … Continue reading

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Pillow Demons

I have just learned that I am haunted by some kind of evil pillow spirit. Makura-gaeshi TRANSLATION: pillow flipper ALTERNATE NAMES: makura-kozō HABITAT: bedrooms DIET: none APPEARANCE: Makura-gaeshi are a kind of zashiki-warashi: a child ghost which haunts specific rooms … Continue reading

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IT’S A GIRL!!!!!

MY NEW GRANDDAUGHTER IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! She weighed in at 8 lbs, 7 oz. Mom and Dad are doing fine. Still no name yet. Her name is Lily.

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Two Unicorns In Every Pot!

From the fever swamp called Salon: We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent The most recent NBC/Wall Street Journal poll says that a clear-cut majority is disgusted with the … Continue reading

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This Is Your Brain On Koolaid

What has Glenn Thrush been smoking (and where can I get some?) Seriously, man, the dude is fucking high: Why Holder Quit The backstory of how Obama lost his ‘heat shield.’ It’s oddly fitting that Attorney General Eric Holder – … Continue reading

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It’s a Girl!

Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to Baby Girl Chelsea Clinton has given birth to a daughter named Charlotte, the first grandchild of former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky announced … Continue reading

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Playoffs, Baby!

SFGate: In the end, it didn’t matter how it happened or where it happened. Just that it happened. Thanks to an event occurring 2,000 miles away, the Giants clinched a National League wild-card spot 6½ hours before Yusmeiro Petit threw … Continue reading

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